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[shantyman]

I started this thread on another, much smaller forum. I want to see what the GAF community can do with this. I will start with 2:

 

[Matlock]

 

[shantyman]

I forgot my favorite one:

 

[sly]

OMG! :lol Who the fuck is that?

 

[Matlock]

Tom Sizemore!

 

[Goreomedy]

Oh yeah. I wanted to see Tom Sizemore making fuck faces, first thing in the morning.

 

[sly]

Tom Sizemore!

Really? :lol I didn't recognize him. Is that from his new sextape?

 

[Matlock]

Really? :lol I didn't recognize him. Is that from his new sextape?

NSFWSomethingAwful article about it.NSFW

 

[Gattsu25]

Holy shit...it really is him!

that's one fucked up video, from the sound of it

 

[sly]

:lol :lol :lol Thanks Matlock!

Spoiler

With a jump cut Sizemore is transported to a bed where Kara works his flaccid penis like a volunteer at an animal rescue trying to calm a wild rabbit during a leg splint.

HAHAHAHUAHAUHUAHUAAA! :lol

 

[Howlin' Mad]

quick, more pictures,

 

[Ninja Scooter]

damn, it takes something really disturbing to completely overshadow a picture of Hulk Hogan in a thong. I salute you, Tom Sizemore, GAF Player of the Week.

 

[Lo-Volt]

Goddamn, I lost my appetite. Thank you, Tom Sizemore, you bastard. And the SA.com quotes make him sound stark raving mad, honestly. Those quotes are bonkers. And who was that vomiting in the Mercedes-Benz?

 

[tedtropy]

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<-- Tom Cruise doing his best Mark Cuban impression.

 

[shantyman]

Goddamn, I lost my appetite. Thank you, Tom Sizemore, you bastard. And the SA.com quotes make him sound stark raving mad, honestly. Those quotes are bonkers. And who was that vomiting in the Mercedes-Benz?

It's Keanu Reeves. Where are the pictures???

Matlock is the only one getting a silver star so far.

 

[demon]

It's Keanu Reeves. Where are the pictures???

Matlock is the only one getting a silver star so far.

Keanu? I thought it was Robert DeNiro. :lol

 

[Matlock]

Matlock is the only one getting a silver star so far.

YES!

 

[sly]

YES!

:lol

I created a thread for this pic but it'll probably get more attention here:

OMG! :lol

 

[shantyman]

:lol

I created a thread for this pic but it'll probably get more attention here:

OMG! :lol

I actually puut this in my first post, but it is not loading. We need someone to host it!!!

 

[shantyman]

Here it is! Post more pics!

 

[Coin Return]

I can totally see his pubes.

 

[William Parcher]

I can totally see his pubes.

Me too!

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

I can totally see his pubes.

Why are you looking there? I was looking at his head to see if this was a photoshop job........

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Here it is! Post more pics!

Bah! Beat me to it.

 

[William Parcher]

Why are you looking there? I was looking at his head to see if this was a photoshop job........

I looked there first (being a studious person) then his tits and then his crotch and noticed the pubes. I know you weren't talking to me, btw. Lol.

 

[Apharmd Battler]

Here it is! Post more pics!

WTF?!

 

[ToxicAdam]

Bill Gates Bukkake:

Clay Aiken lubs da boobehs:

 

[Prospero]

NSFWSomethingAwful article about it.NSFW

Good Lord.

I didn't click on any of the hyperlinks that presumably go to screencaps--the Internet has taught me that there are some things you can't unsee once you see them. But still--ugh.

By the way, Defamer claims that Sizemore is actually getting a cut of the profits from that tape:

Tom Sizemore Sex Tapes Released; World Yawns