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[johancruijff]

While trying to strengthen his penis,a *** man has got his genitals trapped in the hole at the centre of a gym weight plate in ***.

Firefighters posted a warning to others after they were called to a hospital to free a man who had trapped his penis in the hole at the centre of a gym weight plate on Friday.

According to The Straits Times, Firefighters spent three hours trying to free him with cutting equipment.

Firefighters' Appeal

”A message of a somewhat different kind was received on Friday morning, 15.09.2017, at the control centre.

”One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2,5 kg-dumbbell disc.

”With the help of a cutting grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic rescue device, the dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours.""Please do not imitate such actions!"

"Article"

Swole shame me if old

Spoiler

it could be a completely false news

Edit:

Absolutely confirmed

 

[Charles Brandon]

WOW, was not expecting

Spoiler

Germany

, had

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Florida

written all over it

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Listen, what we do in Fitness GAF is none of anybody's business.

 

[RyanW]

Alright GAF, which one of you was it?

 

[El Daniel]

2.5kg?

 

[vikki]

Alright GAF, which one of you was it?

If it's the weights I'm thinking of, then it's definitely a gaffer.

 

[Stinkles]

Alright GAF, which one of you was it?

Dumb bell end.

 

[Seesaw15]

Did he stick his balls in too or was he just a really girthey grower?

 

[Boem]

Spoiler

it could be a completely false news

I feel like it totally is fake news. I mean, I have a hard time wrapping my head around what happened here. Every step of the journey doesn't make sense to me.

Given all the spelling errors in the 'article', the fact that it's posted under 'entertainment', the vibe of that entire site, them referring to just 'germany' instead of naming a city and he fact that this doesn't seem to be discussed at all in any German media I can find screams fake news.

Edit: Also, reverse image searching that image gives you results back to at least 2016, for many different kinds of articles.

So I'm putting 100 on fake.

 

[Sectorseven]

Did they try a lubricant before resorting to saws?

 

[Dynasty]

Alright GAF, which one of you was it?

Must be a Junior Member because the weight is pretty low.

 

[zeemumu]

Listen, what we do in Fitness GAF is none of anybody's business.

Dick juicing is a serious problem

 

[GingerNathan]

"While trying to strengthen his penis"? Sure

 

[Haloid1177]

No Gaffer penis would fit through a whole that size.

 

[Fug Slanderson]

The holes in weight plates are pretty big. That's gotta be one girthy schlong.

 

[johancruijff]

I feel like it totally is fake news. I mean, I have a hard time wrapping my head around what happened here. Every step of the journey doesn't make sense to me.

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i don't know how to find a reliable source in German, if someone can find i'll add it to the OP

 

[psynergylover]

Gaf always telling folks to hit the gym; this was bound to happen!

 

[Astral Dog]

valgame Dios

 

[Yohane]

Penis of Steel

 

[ced]

Can you imagine the panic that sets in when you realize your dick is stuck in a dumbbell weight?

 

[Portugeezer]

Could his penis not go flaccid?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Not sure if gaf member. The issue was a thick dick, not a huge schlong necessarily.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

The holes in weight plates are pretty big. That's gotta be one girthy schlong.

That's not an Olympic plate, though. It's standard, meaning smaller. Like ones you put on adjustable dumbbells.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Did the Gym consent?

 

[SliceSabre]

2.5kg?

Right?

Bro needs to step it up if he wants to be part of GAF.

 

[Reckheim]

Did it survive?

 

[Squirrel Killer]

WOW, was not expecting

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Germany

, had

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Florida

written all over it

"15.09.2017" and "2,5 kg" are the giveaways.

 

[Tom Nook]

HAHAHA, Gotta keep up

 

[MikeHattsu]

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i don't know how to find a reliable source in German, if someone can find i'll add it to the OP

This the original source:
https://www.facebook.com/Feuerwehr-Worms-166154633891507/

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Could his penis not go flaccid?

Part of the 3 hours was weighting for the Viagra to wear off.



(*I see what I did there.)

 

[Raxus]

That's not an Olympic plate, though. It's standard, meaning smaller. Like ones you put on adjustable dumbbells.

I was almost impressed for a second.

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Post if ur ok FallingEdge.

 

[ClivePwned]

why would you skip dick day?

 

[God Dayumm]

olympic or standard plate?

 

[HStallion]

Should have just stuck to cock push ups

 

[backflip10019]

I hope he at least let other people work in after sets.

 

[HazySaiyan]

No pain, no gain

 

[strafer]

Golds Gym, aint that Arnolds hangaround?

 

[Dead Prince]

Golds Gym, aint that Arnolds hangaround?

Gold's gym venice

 

[family_guy]

Time to start wearing latex gloves at the gym.

 

[Undefined]

wat would happen if every person in this world had a penis

 

[dead monkey uk]

Could his penis not go flaccid?

Not when there was a female fire-fighter to impress.

 

[Dead Prince]

Not when there was a female fire-fighter to impress.

Insert song from that movie with Cameron diaz, Christina Applegate, and that other chick

 

[Keym]

So that's how you get GAF gold.

 

[CloudWolf]

But why would you do this?

 

[HazySaiyan]

But why would you do this?

Gainz

 

[geomon]

Did he try to clean and jerk?

 

[Bishop89]

well 2.5kg weight means it wasn't a GAF member.

No way 9inch penis would fit in that.

 

[The Main Event]

Does it even lift, bro.

 

[.....]

.

 

[GameAddict411]

I can't get my head wrapped around this. Penises, at least in general can go hard or soft. Wouldn't it shrink and be small enough to be able to escape that massive hole? Jesus. Now I want to see how big it was.