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[Tschumi]

Let's just take a moment to mentally image shoving the knotted ratking of a long usb cable through the 2~3mm hole we pee out of.

 

[Tschumi]

USB? More like USP(enis), amiryte?

We need to put you in a cage somewhere

Haha

 

[El Pistolero]

I was so unsophisticated 24 years ago, when I used a ruler to satisfy my curiosity, placing it against the erect shaft! Silly me! A quarter of a century later I learn that you had to insert the measuring device into the urethra...
I don't know what this teenager donkey was attempting to do, but it certainly was not to measure his penis length...

 

[Jaxx_377]

i kinda hate you for posting this, its something I never needed to know and i wish to god now I didn't !!

 

[TheGrat1]

This is why I refuse to use the metric system.

 

[The Pleasure]

How will he ever look his parents in the eye again? Oof

With a usb extension cable

 

[Bullet Club]

How will he ever look his parents in the eye again? Oof

Son: "Hey mum, can I borrow your USB cable?"

Mother:

 

[Star-Lord]

We need to put you in a cage somewhere

Haha

Oh honey, you can try. I'm just too damn untameable.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Tschumi]

Oh honey, you can try. I'm just too damn untameable.

Puntameable*

 

[Brian Fellows]

Am I looking at that X-ray correctly? Is that whole thing up inside him? Even wide USB part at the end?

 

[Star-Lord]

Puntameable*

You made me spill some of my morning coffee, and now I'm sad. Sad and caged. Is that how you want me? Well, good, because that's how you have me.

 

[Tschumi]

You made me spill some of my morning coffee, and now I'm sad. Sad and caged. Is that how you want me? Well, good, because that's how you have me.

 

[Star-Lord]

Wait, I'm confused, am I in a cage or am I in Nic Cage?

 

[Tschumi]

Wait, I'm confused, am I in a cage or am I in Nic Cage?

neither, you have been caged.

consider yourself caged

 

[Star-Lord]

neither, you have been caged.

consider yourself caged

So Nic Cage is inside me?

 

[Tschumi]

So Nic Cage is inside me?

 

[Prison Mike]

I didn't USB that cumming

 

[SJRB]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Must've been a huge dongle.

Did the doctors hear this when they pulled it out?

Urinary Serial Bus

This is why I refuse to use the metric system.

I love all of you.

This boy would stick it inside his penis.

Imagine this on xray

Would make the measurements for surgery a hell of a lot easier.

 

[Star-Lord]

It's just struck me that USB sticks aren't exactly that big anyway. Why would you use that to measure your dick? Unless you have a fairly small member, and measuring it against a USB makes you feel better about yourself.