CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
My post was directed at the person in the quote (as well as a general statement), not Ronito
GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah
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My post was directed at the person in the quote (as well as a general statement), not Ronito
Taco_Human
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Fucked my girlfriend so hard a few nights ago she couldn't take it anymore. I made her orgasm multiple times and her vagina was swollen or poofy or something by the time she told me to pull out.
Feels good man. Prior to the sexing it came in her mouth so that's probably why I lasted.
Feels good man. Prior to the sexing it came in her mouth so that's probably why I lasted.
PenguinPoacher
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CHEEZMO;37891411 said:
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CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Wanna say this is Timedog.
Now this I just don't get. I have female friends that are always like "I don't wanna post my pics online. I don't want anyone fapping to them!"
And I'm always like "Bitch please, it's 2012. We have streaming HD porn. It takes a lot more than a still pic of some fully clothed girl to get guys off."
Then you hear something like this. I'm betting it's fake just to get girlgaf's attention.
I once had a huge crush on a girl in high school. From the first day of high school when I was fourteen to graduation day at seventeen, I was enamored with this young woman.
Prom was on the 28th of May, in 2008. I wanted to ask her to the prom but I couldn't work up the courage. A friend of mine knew I liked her and told her, and he then told me that she was waiting on me to ask her. But I didn't. The day came and I was visibly upset and so was she, I think. But by that time she had accepted the proposal of another young man, who was taller than I and arguably a great deal more handsome and athletic.
But, my friend was going to have an after-prom party at his house and I was the one who was responsible for bringing the drinks. I drove home on the day of prom to clean out the trunk of my car so I could have room for the alcoholic beverages. But this is what happened. As I was waiting for my apartment building gate to open so I could enter the parking area and clean out my trunk, a jackass dope head hooligan who I and my building friends always avoided turned the corner and saw me in my car. This was the first week that I had a car, I had just gotten my license. He ran over to me and asked me for a ride to his "job." I knew he was bullshitting and just wanted a ride to his dealer, but I couldn't say "no."
So he got in the car and I drove him up a busy street in mid-day traffic. Like a fool, I was distracted by my misery and rear-ended a Lexus SUV. So me and the Lexus drove into a plaza parking lot to exchange insurance info. And this dumbass pothead gets out of the car, shakes the hand of the other driver, and immediately asks, "Are you Turkish or are you Jewish?" I felt so embarrassed. My car was totaled but the SUV only incurred cosmetic damage on the bumper.
I didn't even call my mom first, I called a trusted friend of mine who know of this idiot. I didn't want to tell my mom that I got into an accident on account of driving that idiot to his "job," so I told her I was in that area because I was looking to buy pants. To this day, she doesn't know, and because of my idiocy several things happened.
1) My mom had to repair the car and sell it, which caused her a lot of stress.
2) She had to deal with the driver outside of the insurance in order to avoid the rate hike. She paid 900 bucks just to repair scratched paint on the bumper.
3) And this is the worst of it all, I was unable to go to the after-party. If I had, I'd be hailed a hero for being the guy who brought the booze (a la Superbad). But it didn't happen.
On graduation day, June 19, the girl I loved all those years was bitter because I still hadn't asked her out.
To this day, I still love her.
Prom was on the 28th of May, in 2008. I wanted to ask her to the prom but I couldn't work up the courage. A friend of mine knew I liked her and told her, and he then told me that she was waiting on me to ask her. But I didn't. The day came and I was visibly upset and so was she, I think. But by that time she had accepted the proposal of another young man, who was taller than I and arguably a great deal more handsome and athletic.
But, my friend was going to have an after-prom party at his house and I was the one who was responsible for bringing the drinks. I drove home on the day of prom to clean out the trunk of my car so I could have room for the alcoholic beverages. But this is what happened. As I was waiting for my apartment building gate to open so I could enter the parking area and clean out my trunk, a jackass dope head hooligan who I and my building friends always avoided turned the corner and saw me in my car. This was the first week that I had a car, I had just gotten my license. He ran over to me and asked me for a ride to his "job." I knew he was bullshitting and just wanted a ride to his dealer, but I couldn't say "no."
So he got in the car and I drove him up a busy street in mid-day traffic. Like a fool, I was distracted by my misery and rear-ended a Lexus SUV. So me and the Lexus drove into a plaza parking lot to exchange insurance info. And this dumbass pothead gets out of the car, shakes the hand of the other driver, and immediately asks, "Are you Turkish or are you Jewish?" I felt so embarrassed. My car was totaled but the SUV only incurred cosmetic damage on the bumper.
I didn't even call my mom first, I called a trusted friend of mine who know of this idiot. I didn't want to tell my mom that I got into an accident on account of driving that idiot to his "job," so I told her I was in that area because I was looking to buy pants. To this day, she doesn't know, and because of my idiocy several things happened.
1) My mom had to repair the car and sell it, which caused her a lot of stress.
2) She had to deal with the driver outside of the insurance in order to avoid the rate hike. She paid 900 bucks just to repair scratched paint on the bumper.
3) And this is the worst of it all, I was unable to go to the after-party. If I had, I'd be hailed a hero for being the guy who brought the booze (a la Superbad). But it didn't happen.
On graduation day, June 19, the girl I loved all those years was bitter because I still hadn't asked her out.
To this day, I still love her.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
I worry that if I bought I buffalo costume, I would wear it more than just Halloween.
I mean, I already wore that damn Tigger costume out in public to non-Halloween events.
As far as my last ex. I failed her by not convincing her that I loved her. I regret that. And I miss her taut body.
I mean, I already wore that damn Tigger costume out in public to non-Halloween events.
As far as my last ex. I failed her by not convincing her that I loved her. I regret that. And I miss her taut body.
Hey, I have a confession too!
Dinner tonight was delicious!
Dick move! : )
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
It would be amazing to know who this is lol
Really? That's the worst part?
No, I guess not. The worst part is not telling the girl how I felt.
Most of non-furry GAF.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Comparing it to Pedophilia was probably the part that would make someone want to hide their name. I would be fairly embarrassed with myself if I ever posted something like that.
Atramental
Banned
Looks like CreepyGAF is still alive and well...
I've been happily married for more than a decade and I still think I was an idiot for not pursuing more girls during high school (including some who I knew liked me).
If there was an afterlife I'd like it to be all about being able to go back to what I see as interesting decisions/non decisions in my life (like not asking out Girl X or Girl Y, taking Job X or Y, etc.), just to see what different outcomes would be.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
You've also been reading his name wrong all this time.
HamPster PamPster
Member
I had no idea there was an furry-gaf thread hiding in plain sight over there in the OT Community section
Confessions are entertaining and informative
Confessions are entertaining and informative
Atramental
Banned
Long ago it used be "time to come out the closet"
And shortly after I received the tag I asked for an "of" but I didn't say where to place it... I wanted it to say "time to come out of the closet".
Also, I thought being asked to leave one of the most religious universities in the US would warrant me a new tag but I guess not. Haha.
viciouskillersquirrel
Member
You're in your very early 20s. Having no standards is pretty normal. At your age, potential partners are like Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola etc. You may state a preference to your friends, but if you're being honest, you'll take whatever's on tap.
Wait a little and you'll mellow out a little and grow into yourself. You'll get to know what you like and not.
Pollux
Member
I knew he was still around. Go read some of the recent pedo threads, and compare them with his old posts. EXACT SAME CRAP Including his strange desires....
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Sub'd. Great thread ronito.
Closeted = haven't come out as gay
lol I thought the closeted thing was about them being a politician.
Oh come on big boy, how could you say that?
damn, I wonder if her youtube channel is still up.
Invisible Man
aka SexyNerd
Like the hat?
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I want to know if they were the same sex as said closeted politician. I mean, I assume so, but the note was kind of unclear.
I might send something in tomorrow.
Vermillion
Banned
Of course they are. They lurk, Atra. It's what they do.
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