Gaf does this count as incest?

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Oli said:
It would be easier to find someone else who isn't related to you than to overcome the hurdles you're implying.
Isn't it obvious? He likes that it might be incest.
 
Rule of thumb: If you bang your cousin, she ends up pregnant, but thinks the baby is her brothers, it's probably incest.
 
No, seriously, this is just stupid. Would it be incest if your sister married someone and you married the guy's sister? No, hell no. It happens all the time. So now instead this is your mom's sister married someone and he had a brother and that brother had a daughter. This person is NOT RELATED TO YOU.
 
You might not even know these people if it weren't for family gatherings (boy, that does sound wrong) so I'd say it's okay.

What if their cousin is hot? Is that incest? Fucking GAF. Almost everyone is somebody's cousin, especially if you include the people that are connected by marriage only. If you connect the dots then you'd be surprised at how many of us are "related"
 
Seth C said:
Why? I've never even met any of my cousin's cousins. They are completely unrelated people. IF that's incest then just don't have sex.

Because I don't think he'd approve of his nephew dating his niece.
 
ChubbyHuggs said:
Because I don't think he'd approve of his nephew dating his niece.

Would you disapprove of your brother dating your wife's sister? Think about it. This is the same but an entire generation further removed.
 
YYZ said:
You might not even know these people if it weren't for family gatherings (boy, that does sound wrong) so I'd say it's okay.
Yea, things like this always threw me off, it feels weird hanging out like family.
 
Seth C said:
Would you disapprove of your brother dating your wife's sister? Think about it. This is the same but an entire generation further removed.

Just because it's a generation away doesn't mean his uncle would be any more uncomfortable about it.
 
Jzero15 said:
No it's because i told one of my friends "damn i really dig that chick" and he responded with " dude thats gross isnt that your cousins cousin"

Your friends a cock-blocker, tell him to get his own hot cousin.
 
Medalion said:
Yeah, why hang out when you could be sucking each other off?

Ludicrous i say
Well now that i know for sure that we're not family it's going to be a bit different.
 
ChubbyHuggs said:
Just because it's a generation away doesn't mean his uncle would be any more uncomfortable about it.

Would his uncle have been upset if his wife's brother wanted to date his sister? Seriously, you just aren't thinking this through. He isn't ACTUALLY related to this guy you are calling his uncle. The girl is his niece, but the poster here is just his wife's nephew. The "uncle" is no relation to him, at all. I mean fuck, I don't even call those people uncle or aunt. Even as a child I just called them by their first name, no prefix. You're not related to me just because you married my aunt, for crying out loud.

Could he boink this chick if his aunt divorced the "uncle"?
 
Seth C said:
Could he boink this chick if his aunt divorced the "uncle"?
No because she's already tainted by them having met through somebody who met somebody who knows someone. Therefore it's incest.
 
Seth C said:
Would his uncle have been upset if his wife's brother wanted to date his sister? Seriously, you just aren't thinking this through. He isn't ACTUALLY related to this guy you are calling his uncle. The girl is his niece, but the poster here is just his wife's nephew. The "uncle" is no relation to him, at all. I mean fuck, I don't even call those people uncle or aunt. Even as a child I just called them by their first name, no prefix. You're not related to me just because you married my aunt, for crying out loud.

Could he boink this chick if his aunt divorced the "uncle"?

Did you even read my post?

ChubbyHuggs said:
Nope, you are in the clear.
But you will be shunned, by your uncle.

I said you are in the clear to go after her, but I paraphrased. So you've been arguing a point that I already know. I was just saying his uncle may not be comfortable with the situation. Why do you think there are a shit ton of post saying, "Awkward."
I was joking about his uncle shunning him.
 
The OP says that they're (the hot girls) are from his Uncles side, who is married to his mothers' sister. But are they from a previous marriage the Uncle had, or the offspring of his mom's sister?
 
I just can't see the uncle giving two shits. Put yourself in his position.

Would you really care if your brother's daughter wanted to date your wife's sister's son? Or...
Would you care if your son wanted to date your sister's husband's brother's daughter?

No, I really don't think so. I sure wouldn't. Just sounds like a convenient way to maybe meet someone. Though to be completely honest, I've never even met a cousin's cousin. I've had my close cousins talk about some of their cousins on the other side of their family, but I've never even met one of these people. I just know they exist.

weekend_warrior said:
The OP says that they're (the hot girls) are from his Uncles side, who is married to his mothers' sister. But are they from a previous marriage the Uncle had, or the offspring of his mom's sister?

Neither. They are the children of his mom's sister's husbands brother or sister. They are of absolutely no relation. They are not the supposed uncle's kids. They are the uncle's sibling's kids.
 
Seth C said:
Neither. They are the children of his mom's sister's husbands brother or sister. They are of absolutely no relation. They are not the supposed uncle's kids. They are the uncle's sibling's kids.
Yes, this is correct.
 
if it's a blood relation then it's incest. if not, it's not incest.

but having relations with your family in laws is simply awkward.
 
Sleep with them just be certain. Also, be sure to refer to them as Cousin constantly. Like Vincent and his cousin did in The Godfather III.
 
I have one better... I have 4 half sisters and one sister..... well 3 half sisters. I've never seen any of them in my life, one came to visit my mom and dad. This was my dad's kid. I was over at the time. She was 29, and I was 23 I think. This bitch was serious insanely gorgeous :O I just couldn't believe she was my half sister. We all talked for a few hours and she told stories of my dad, and her mom( his EX) Well they left after awhile, and I was thinking bad bad things..:lol :lol :lol I was like I can't think of shit like that. Well, thankfully my mom told me a few hours later, that she wasn't my half sister at all. My dad's Ex was a ho and fucked this other guy, behind my dad's back, she was his kid, but my dad raised her til she was 5. Very relieved... lol I fapped to her that night.:lol :lol
 
brianjones said:
i'm curious.. have you actually talked to them about this or are you just assuming theyd be up for it if you made a move?
Both of them are into me as well, or else i wouldn't even be asking.
 
neoism said:
I have one better... I have 4 half sisters and one sister..... well 3 half sisters. I've never seen any of them in my life, one came to visit my mom and dad. This was my dad's kid. I was over at the time. She was 29, and I was 23 I think. This bitch was serious insanely gorgeous :O I just couldn't believe she was my half sister. We all talked for a few hours and she told stories of my dad, and her mom( his EX) Well they left after awhile, and I was thinking bad bad things..:lol :lol :lol I was like I can't think of shit like that. Well, thankfully my mom told me a few hours later, that she wasn't my half sister at all. My dad's Ex was a ho and fucked this other guy, behind my dad's back, she was his kid, but my dad raised her til she was 5. Very relieved... lol I fapped to her that night.:lol :lol
Awesome :lol
 
And here I thought gaf was a mostly open minded kind of place.

It's not close to being incest, and it's not even awkward, unless you make it that way.
I get the feeling that most gaffers think that if you had a baby with a first cousin it's guaranteed to be mentally challenged or something. Now obviously I wouldn't suggest going for it with a first cousin, that might be considered a bit weird, but this situation is totally fine.

I say go for it with righteousness brother.
 
Dude Abides said:
It's not incest unless you pull off the threesome.

And if he pulls off a threesome, then it becomes awesome.


neoism said:
I have one better... I have 4 half sisters and one sister..... well 3 half sisters. I've never seen any of them in my life, one came to visit my mom and dad. This was my dad's kid. I was over at the time. She was 29, and I was 23 I think. This bitch was serious insanely gorgeous :O I just couldn't believe she was my half sister. We all talked for a few hours and she told stories of my dad, and her mom( his EX) Well they left after awhile, and I was thinking bad bad things..:lol :lol :lol I was like I can't think of shit like that. Well, thankfully my mom told me a few hours later, that she wasn't my half sister at all. My dad's Ex was a ho and fucked this other guy, behind my dad's back, she was his kid, but my dad raised her til she was 5. Very relieved... lol I fapped to her that night.:lol :lol

:lol :lol
 
It's only incest if you don't post pics

Actually, same case here. My cousin's cousin:
Something like

my father has a sister

who married a man.
who has a brother.
who has a daughter.

who i slept with

it's just a slightly awkward situation with relatives if they find out, but nothing you should worry about. Go !
 
FFS, read the title as Insect, then read the entire thread awaiting some kind of IN joke to appear then for a mod to have changed the title...

:( dissapointed in my bad reading
 
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