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[shuri]

in the meantime, we need a random set of Maxim photos to spent the afternoon. We do

 

[Socreges]

I think it'd be funny if it was, in fact, Sera and Alpha playing the trick on them. They both sound so contrived. Then again, so does BuddyC.

 

[Kon Tiki]

I think it'd be funny if it was, in fact, Sera and Alpha playing the trick on them. They both sound so contrived. Then again, so does BuddyC.

Well Alpha and Mina did the same thin on Opa-Ages. Although it was more a joke on Alpha in end.

 

[Socreges]

Well Alpha and Mina did the same thin on Opa-Ages. Although it was more a joke on Alpha in end.

How did that end up? Last I saw the picture of them was posted and people were trying to prove it was a fake.

 

[Minotauro]

You forgot the muumuu and blue-tinted glasses!

Well, with Alpha's physique, doesn't everything pretty much look like a muumuu on him?


Also, what are Sera and Alpha's current GAF names? This whole forum switch has really thrown me for a loop.

 

[Fifty]

Alpha is hiding here...Sera's name is Serafitia.

 

[Minotauro]

Another thing.... Can someone explain the "punk'd" bullshit Sera pulled on Federman? I must've missed it.

 

[tenchir]

the only thing that's still analog is the copper from CO to your phone. A/D and D/A are done at the CO before routing is done. why do you think the major carriers ran all that fiber?

Oh..... fibers between CO, now I get it. Signals are still transfer by analog through telephone lines from phone to CO and from CO to phone. The fibers between CO is to stop signal degration over long distances.

 

[fart]

alpha is redmaiden, sera is just sera unless they let her reg another account

 

[Ryck]

How did that end up? Last I saw the picture of them was posted and people were trying to prove it was a fake.

not only we're they not in the same room but that wasn't even mina's body , somebody found the pics of the girl and she looked totally different , mina just added a face ( I doubt it's really her ) to the body

 

[beerbelly]

Alpha must have the biggest, thickest dick in the world to turn that tomboy back into a woman.

GOOD WORK BRO.

 

[evil ways]

Serafitia is still Serafitia, Alpha lurks with a new name. You'll probably spot him when he loses his grip and lashes out at the forum and Federman.

 

[fart]

Oh..... fibers between CO, now I get it. Lines are still transfer analog through telephone lines from phone to CO and from CO to phone. The fibers between CO is to stop signal degration over long distances.

among other things yes. it also multiplies bandwidth by like, a lot. mo' calls = mo' money

 

[Socreges]

not only we're they not in the same room but that wasn't even mina's body , somebody found the pics the girl and she looked totally different , mina just added a face ( I doubt it's really her ) to the body

Hah! That's what I suggested [on the last GAF] after seeing the pic.

 

[AlphaSnake]

alpha is redmaiden, sera is just sera unless they let her reg another account

I'm not Alpha. Alpha does have an account on GA, but hasn't used it once. Go read OA, he's contemplating breaking his cover.

 

[tenchir]

I haven't seen the pics, post them.

 

[fart]

I'm not Alpha. Alpha does have an account on GA, but hasn't used it once. Go read OA, he's contemplating breaking his cover.

oh sorry, you should stop liking everything that alpha does then. someone tagged you in a music thread.

i'd read OA but i don't want my eyeballs to melt off my face.

 

[shuri]

Oh..... fibers between CO, now I get it. Signals are still transfer by analog through telephone lines from phone to CO and from CO to phone. The fibers between CO is to stop signal degration over long distances.

That and they use repeaters, I believe.

Maybe someone could expand on this?

 

[Ryck]

the actual photo

the photoshop

 

[AlphaSnake]

oh sorry, you should stop liking everything that alpha does then. someone tagged you in a music thread.

i'd read OA but i don't want my eyeballs to melt off my face.

What? Because I like certain bands that he likes that automatically makes us the same person? That's some shitty logic. He probably wouldn't dare to listen most of what I listen to on a regular basis.

 

[tenchir]

Lol, I understand how the second pic doesn't fool anyone, the face looks so unnatural(I meant the angle of the face).

 

[Dead]

are you eminem?

name switches get confusing after a while, i just assumed it was eminem or alpha based on the billy howrdel avatar

 

[nomoment]

are you eminem?

name switches get confusing after a while, i just assumed it was eminem or alpha based on the billy howrdel avatar

:lol

 

[Dead]

:LOL

you were once quite the name switching sleuth, what is your take

 

[Kon Tiki]

Lol, I understand how the second pic doesn't fool anyone, the face looks so unnatural(I meant the angle of the face).

In retrospect, yes. Noone, aside from Mina, has the advantage of seeing the original pic before seeing the photoshop.

 

[Future Trunks]

<Serafitia> Alright, that's it. You know what? Regardless of how much time you spent talking to me, I never, ever, got anything close to the feeling I get when I'm with Alpha. I loved you Chris, I really did, but relationships need physical intimacy too. And Arnold provides that.

That hurt. Put FT in place of Chris and you'll have what-happened-to-FT-on-May-5th.

**Goes on Hulk-like rampage through GA**

But that was an interesting story none the less. Good job if it's false. if it's true...

 

[Minotauro]

are you eminem?

name switches get confusing after a while, i just assumed it was eminem or alpha based on the billy howrdel avatar

I think the mods should change all the tags to "Formerly known as:" for everyone who's changed since the forum move.

 

[AlphaSnake]

are you eminem?

name switches get confusing after a while, i just assumed it was eminem or alpha based on the billy howrdel avatar

No no. I never had a GA account in the past. This is my first. I couldn't think of a name so I made one up based on my favorite band, Iron Maiden. :\

 

[Dead]

oh well, welcome to gaf then

 

[nomoment]

you were once quite the name switching sleuth, what is your take

I shut down the old detective biz, dude.

 

[Dead]

this mystery has been solved.

 

[tenchir]

In retrospect, yes. Noone, aside from Mina, has the advantage of seeing the original pic before seeing the photoshop.

Even without the original pic, isn't it weird that the face is tilted to the left a bit much?

 

[fart]

That and they use repeaters, I believe.

Maybe someone could expand on this?

optics are a fuckton better than copper wire over long distances in that you don't have resistive losses, what you have instead are i think refractive losses, or something like that, so you over long distances you need an optical follower/buffer to repeat the signal. but this is digital, so in theory you can exactly reproduce the signal without any kind of degradation. the alternative in analog is amplifiers every once in a while, but analog systems are much more receptive to noise, so you'll have noise introduced as well as your resistive losses and then you amplify to counter the resistive losses and you end up amplifying the noise and it's just all bad.

 

[Fifty]

That first picture of Mina is shocking. Maybe I'm just behind on the gossip.

 

[MechZangief]

"If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems but a b**** ain't one!"

 

[Ryck]

First one isn't mina .........It's some chick who gets nakked and poke's herself.......

 

[tenchir]

If the second one isn't Mina's face pasted on, then no one has ever seen Mina?

 

[Ryck]

Mina is a dude......

 

[Poo Poo]

wtf, where is the cocky and funny?

 

[Seth C]

wtf, where is the cocky and funny?

One of the guys involved traded it for depressing and vindictive. The other was always more whiney and bratty than funny and cocky.

 

[Shinobi]

Nah, Serafitia is Woman, Alpha is Chris Benoit, and Buddy is Kevin Sullivan.

the actual photo

the photoshop

 

[Willco]

The Mina Myth is finally proven false. Plus we learned something about cell phones. I think this thread was both amusing and educational.

 

[Agent Dormer]

This thread is sheer brillance.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

This thread is sheer brillance.

*Eats Dormers Avatar*

*chompchomp*

 

[fart]

cell phones? no i was talking about regular phone lines. cell phones are another beast entirely.

 

[impirius]

<BuddyC_Laptop> bros before hos, off to federman i goes

Well, that line almost made the read worth it.

 

[Wario64]

Well that was certainly interesting

 

[Musashi Wins!]

That convo doesn't seem that believable to me. And what....BuddyC, your having a long-distance internet relationship with Sera? Your in love but she leaves with Alpha? I do not believe this news.

 

[sprsk]

this thread is silly as hell.

 

[Wario64]

I want to blow my cover on GA so bad. I just want to tell them all off.

Fucking assholes.