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[Rossco EZ]

thanks thicc_girls_are_teh_best appreciate the gold!

 

[jufonuk]

Also double bankrupt as been made redundant

 

[Rentahamster]

I thought my shipment of ball gags would be the best thing that arrived for me today, but apparently John Marston gifted me gold which is worth like 2.7 boxes of ball gags PLUS the bear costume!

 

[John Marston]

I can't stand my favorite hamster looking all blue.

EDIT: West Texas CEO I will cherish this forever:

 

[mansoor1980]

zelphyr you sly devil you

 

[John Marston]

Blue Todd is sad Todd. I can't have that.

 

[mansoor1980]

Blue Todd is sad Todd. I can't have that.

gold eyed todd is scary

 

[jufonuk]

John Marston

 

[Maiden Voyage]

There's a dusting of gold in the air and afoot

(may the gods shower you in gold)

 

[John Marston]

Next Gafting spree is scheduled for august the 18th. Stay tuned

 

[Happosai]

Next Gafting spree is scheduled for august the 18th. Stay tuned

You need to add some requirements though.

Here's a prototype T & C...

1. Recipients of 'gafted gold' must photo edit their AV to add something gold-ish to it

2. Many ask the gafter: why? The gafter will tell you why...are you sure you want to know the answer? You have no choice as you've already asked. [note: Gafter's why may cause PSTD but...it'll wear off]

3. Be grateful. Possibly consider gafting someone or something (a post).

All terms subject to change to the utmost extreme extent any given time by the gafter, moderators or site owner

 

[John Marston]

I got you for sure august 18th Happosai

 

[Happosai]

I got you for sure august 18th Happosai

By you've got to get those gafted to post at least 2 of the 3. No one gets off easy

 

[Happosai]

You need to add some requirements though.

Here's a prototype T & C...

1. Recipients of 'gafted gold' must photo edit their AV to add something gold-ish to it

2. Many ask the gafter: why? The gafter will tell you why...are you sure you want to know the answer? You have no choice as you've already asked. [note: Gafter's why may cause PSTD but...it'll wear off]

3. Be grateful. Possibly consider gafting someone or something (a post).

All terms subject to change to the utmost extreme extent any given time by the gafter, moderators or site owner

I'll sing for my supper. Some amazing member went and gafted me. Don't feel shy to DM so I may thank you and consider a customer SFW inking (comic).

Here goes...

Why?

and gold photo edit coming up soon...

 

[Maiden Voyage]

As long as both parties consent, surprise gafting can be a fun and mutually rewarding experience.

 

[Rentahamster]

Consensual non-consent gafting is my jam

 

[Nankatsu]

Thank you my anonymous benefactor.

I don't even know why I got gold, but thank you.

 

[Happosai]

Thank you my anonymous benefactor.

I don't even know why I got gold, but thank you.

Look at it this way. You were given gold by a Leprechaun or a gafter. So...probably means you've been a positive presence in the boards. If you did bad, though; you'd probably had a warning and special tag below your name

Spoiler

I wasn't the Leprechaun this time. No stolen valor.

 

[Mr Blobby]

Woke up to find I've been given a golden shower of gold. I wasn't actually asleep but thank you and sorry, I'm not sure who the benefactor was but it's appreciated

 

[-Minsc-]

So, I was reading a topic when I looked to the top left and thought "GOOOLD!" Then I wondered if GAF was celebrating something. I see two notifications. This is strange since I disabled topic reply notifications long ago.

For one reason or another John Marston gave me a Golden Gift.

 

[DeafTourette]

I really was not expecting that! Thank you, Zephyr!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So, I was reading a topic when I looked to the top left and thought "GOOOLD!" Then I wondered if GAF was celebrating something. I see two notifications. This is strange since I disabled topic reply notifications long ago.

For one reason or another John Marston gave me a Golden Gift.

You done got gafted brother. Nothing feels better than waking up to the gaft shaft.

 

[AJUMP23]

Gafted Gold again by my benefactor John Marston . Thank you very much.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Gafted Gold again by my benefactor John Marston . Thank you very much.

That vtube thing is already paying off!

 

[Lucifers Beard]

Gafted Gold again by my benefactor John Marston . Thank you very much.

Me too! Thanks very much internet friend!

 

[John Marston]

You done got gafted brother. Nothing feels better than waking up to the gaft shaft.

"Gaft shaft" Copyright 2023 Maiden Voyage

 

[DetectiveBananas]

Zelphyr generosity knows no bounds! Thanks Dude!

 

[AJUMP23]

"Gaft shaft" Copyright 2023 Maiden Voyage

Gafted and shafted.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Zelphyr did me a courtesy and gifted me Gold too. Took it to DMs at first... Thank you times infinity Boss.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

NPC in the streets, DM in the sheets

 

[rob0tman5]

Thanks John Marston for the Gold gift! i didn't expect this at all !

 

[-Minsc-]

"Gaft shaft" Copyright 2023 Maiden Voyage

I don't know where it started but I remember this Copyright 20xx thing from way back in 2001 when I played Phantasy Star Online with the IGN Board crew. Would not be surprised if the joke predates web 1.0.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Thank you John Marston , you spoil us.

 

[Diddy X]

Thank you, John Marston

 

[sedg87]

Thanks Zelphyr! <3

 

[0neAnd0nly]

2 times I have been gifted Gold over the last year. Thank you, I know who you are (the last time, at least), and I am very appreciative. It was fun both times!

Edit: Didn’t want to mention their name in case they didn’t want that to be knowledge, but it isn’t hard to figure out as they are, without a doubt, one of the most caring and generous members on this forum. Thanks, Z. I’ll leave it at that!

 

[Dynasty8]

John Marston is GAF's Oprah.

 

[Rentahamster]

"Gaft shaft" Copyright 2023 Maiden Voyage

praise be the thicc and mighty shaft of gaft

 

[0neAnd0nly]

John Marston is GAF's Oprah.

Forget the Gold gifts, but I feel as though Zelphyr is just one of the most genuine and caring people on GAF. Consistently.

And for that, I am MOST thankful.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Thank you John Marston !!

 

[Kilau]

OverHeat spitting more gold than a 4090 spits frames. Thank you.

 

[OverHeat]

OverHeat spitting more gold than a 4090 spits frames. Thank you.

It’s my pleasure!!!

 

[Happosai]

What if the gold feature backfired and changed your user name orange? That'd be for that very special goldfish member. You'd get the tag too.

 

[ChazAshley]

ReBurn thanks for the gold!!

 

[ReBurn]

ReBurn thanks for the gold!!

You're most welcome!

 

[nightmare-slain]

gold members should be allowed to create a custom tag... but then that'd take the power away from mods trying to be funny. have no idea why i got this silly tag lol

 

[UnNamed]

Thank you John Marston for gifting me with Gold for... no reason apparently, so I've appreciated it even more.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

John Marston

Thanks my good man, you're an officer and a gentleman! i'll try not to drunk post later, much, maybe, well, i'll have a think about it..

 

[Fake]

Thanks John Marston once again. Glad my humor make you happy.

 

[adamsapple]

John Marston

you are far too kind my man.