I just want to be a normal person. To be able to hold a job and do normal things, but DJ Khaled is ruining my life. Again.
Every time a new video comes out, he betrays everything I know, and leap back into uncertainty and despair. The mind wanders. Is he for real or is this an act?
How can you make an album where you are the main star, but as a producer not singing, but you're the main feature on all the tracks yelling your name and other incoherent catch phrases like "we the best music" which doesn't make sense. Nothing about Khaled makes sense.
Hold You Down and Gold Slugs feature outrageous monologues that nearly hospitalized me. But this saga, continuing in Do You Mind, tops both of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGhK6qgPtM < What is with the monologue at the end? What the hell is he saying??
What is worse. I like Khaled. The impression I got from him from h3h3 visiting him is that he is decent person who is just having fun, but he is messing up everything I thought I knew about the world- and myself.
And I cannot understand it. Because first time I saw Khaled it was like this:
Holding a umbrella for fat joe 10 years ago. How are we here today. Why are we here? When Khaled offers you velvet cake or say he'll buy your houses houses I thought I knew what he meant. But this is turning into Nirvana lyrics in the framework of a David Lynch script.
So what now? Do I admit that I've listened to Holy Key dozens of times over and spill the beans to family and friends, who will surelly annex me? Or do I purge my spotify account and seek help? "Another One" is not a catch phrase. It's a curse. It's a blessing. Khaled has ruined me.