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[Afrocious]

I already ordered the Moscow mule. Mad it didn't come in a copper cup

I'm trying to move from beer to liquor.

Would prefer less sugary things

 

[Dr.Acula]

Flying Daly looks nice.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Old fashioned. If they fuck it up, leave. Use Woodford for it.

No fucking copper....

 

[echoshifting]

Order a pear of tits! Say "I demand a pear of tits, I'm thirsty as hell"

 

[DoomGyver]

"Sweet baby Jesus*" ?

 

[Luschient]

Love me some Flying Saucer.

 

[Santiako]

I like Glenlivet 12.

 

[Bad_Boy]

11 dollar moscow mule? How about none of it.

 

[Dennis]

Come on, it has to be 'Pear of Tits' - it is a no-brainer.

Then when the serving wench brings you your drink you say:

"That is a nice pear of tits!"

 

[John Kowalski]

Ask for a glass of water they can't charge you for a glass of water.

Not everyday you get to drink free water.

 

[giga]

Old fashioned. If they fuck it up, leave. Use bulleit rye for it.

No fucking copper....

fixed

 

[theusedversion]

Order the Breckin beer!

 

[Des0lar]

The gins are good i guess.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

fixed

That's fair.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

get me a pear of tits

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Grandma's Peach Tea.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Get a Grey Goose vodka tonic.

 

[thelatestmodel]

What sort of cocktail menu doesn't have a martini on it?

 

[Persona7]

Get a Grey Goose vodka tonic.

this

 

[sir_kevith]

Get a whiskey sour

 

[Dr.Acula]

What sort of cocktail menu doesn't have a martini on it?

Those are signature cocktails, there's no reason for a bar to list standard cocktails, they'll always make them if you ask.

 

[Empty Space]

Eagle Rare on the rocks!

The safe bet if you don't know is probably the Flying Daly or a Moscow Mule.

 

[OneEightZero]

Probably the Maker's.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Pear of Tits, while vulgar and crass, seems to be the best of the bunch.

 

[yanipheonu]

Honestly? Ask the bartender what's they'd like to make.

 

[Verelios]

Flying Daly, then chase it with some bourbon. No ice. God knows what kind of water it is.

 

[thelatestmodel]

Those are signature cocktails, there's no reason for a bar to list standard cocktails, they'll always make them if you ask.

Yup, good point. Didn't think of that.

 

[SlickShoes]

Tequila

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Concentrate on the rocks. You'll love it.

 

[Wyndstryker]

Pear of tits looks interesting

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

The Flying Daly!

 

[User 479360]

That menu is awesome.

I'd love to try the Moscow Mule and Pear of Tits.

Gin is also always a good call.

 

[GalacticToast]

Just ask for an Old Fashioned

 

[ag-my001]

Hard to go wrong with Maker's and coke.

 

[Afrocious]

Too lit Ty GAF

 

[daveo42]

Pear of Tits is definitely the right answer OP.

Personally I avoid mixed drinks and would have gotten that Double Barley Thrilla in Vanilla.

 

[Infernostew]

"Sweet baby Jesus*" ?

It's a chocolate peanut butter porter made by DuClaw Brewing Co. It's quite tasty. I'd go with that.

 

[outunderthestars]

You are in a Flying Saucer and you're ordering liquor? You are doing it wrong.

Charlotte or Raleigh location?

Both cities have MUCH better cocktail bars...

(Appalachian Mountain Brewing is only in NC)

 

[Seraph_Nicholas]

Maker's Mark is my favorite bourbon ever. Order it on the rocks (with ice).

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Keep it simple

Glenlivet 12 Year

Neat like a proper gentleman


But yeah if you're in a Flying Saucer you really should concentrate on the beer

 

[Dancing Queen]

Makers Mark. Neat. Or ask for an old fashioned instead.

 

[Violet_0]

obviously you want a Pear of Tits
Pear Cider is great

 

[entremet]

I lol'ed at "Pear of Tits"

 

[Kelsdesu]

Glenlivet 12. Keep it classy, OP.

 

[oti]

Just ask for water. Everything else is an unhealthy version of water.

Spoiler

Don't ask for water. This is not the time to be thinking about this.

 

[WedgeX]

Hendricks with tonic is great.

 

[echoshifting]

It's been two hours what did you order op

Too lit Ty GAF

Welllll?

 

[Meier]

Pear of Tits sounds amazing.

 

[SynthFetish]

Old fashioned. If they fuck it up, leave. Use Woodford for it.

No fucking copper....

Who serves an old fashioned in copper??

 

[aeolist]

You are in a Flying Saucer and you're ordering liquor? You are doing it wrong.

yeah this, wtf op