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[notseqi]

Why are American toilets full of water anyway

You especially must be aware of their weird fascination as to which direction the water swirls around.

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I remember american toilets being weird in that regard.

German old-style toilets are weird too, visually inspecting your poop for health reasons? I'll take the colour of the water for that, thanks. Red=no good.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

German old-style toilets are weird too, visually inspecting your poop for health reasons? I'll take the colour of the water for that, thanks. Red=no good.

It was also amazing for showing your poop to other people.

I remember how proud I was when I pressed out a huge dump and told my parents they need to see this.

 

[notseqi]

It was also amazing for showing your poop to other people.

I remember how proud I was when I pressed out a huge dump and told my parents they need to see this.

I'm over 30 now and my parents have stopped coming around for turd-celebrations. Thank god for smartphone messenging so I can keep people up to date when making a particularly great monkey's arm.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

my parents have stopped coming around for turd-celebrations.

Did something bad happen between you?

 

[notseqi]

Did something bad happen between you?

I'm not sure, it ebbed a bit when I put banners up for Tuerdsday and Thurdsday. Or when I froze one and and sent it by organ transplant express courier three countries over because it was a great one and they apparently didn't have mobile phone reception (bit weird for the capital of Slovenia but they got it in time). I called that Operation Brownout because poop is brown and it went out (by mail), heh.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I'm not sure, it ebbed a bit when I put banners up for Tuerdsday and Thurdsday. Or when I froze one and and sent it by organ transplant express courier three countries over because it was a great one and they apparently didn't have mobile phone reception (bit weird for the capital of Slovenia but they got it in time). I called that Operation Brownout because poop is brown and it went out (by mail), heh.

I sincerely hope you are the girl shown in your avatar.
Makes the story even more fun to read.

 

[0neAnd0nly]

It's hilarious you think the door handle/lock/taps and any other surface in a shared toilet is basically any different to the seat itself. Have fun researching that life changing fact.

Your move Finch.

This joker right here thinks a man of my germ awareness doesn’t wear gloves or wraps hands in paper towels when touching these items.

not to mention...

LYSOL... or at least, Walmart brand Lysol.

You have this thing called the immune system.

Tell that to Rona

Your butt is already dead, OP.
You may as well become a porn star now.

I appreciate you considering other careers for me, as this one is obviously become a hot butt-on topic for me, but that particular suggestion doesn’t really float my log. Morally and germ-ally

You'll be fine, don't be such a pussy.

You are what you eat.

I also don't like the thought of sitting on a seat where other men's buttcheeks were sitting, even in my own house, so I know where you're coming from, OP.

Thank you for sharing and understanding with me. GAF brotherhood at its finest, in true moments of need.

I always cum on toilet seats, just in case anyone forgets to put down paper

Um... MilkyJoe

You know what's worse? When your outsized member has to go somewhere and you either lay it on the seat or risk it touching the INSIDE OF THE FUCKING BOWL

swing it on the shoulder for max protextz

Clean the seat with your tongue next time just to be sure

I’ve seen those tiktoks. That’s why I support the Tiktok ban.

 

[slugbahr]

I appreciate you considering other careers for me, as this one is obviously become a hot butt-on topic for me, but that particular suggestion doesn’t really float my log. Morally and germ-ally

Just trying to help.

 

[John2290]

Just schedule an aids test and keep an eye out for STDs in the coming months, get in there early for the required treatment. If you're really paranoid, shave your pubic hair and body hair if you have it, it'll grow back. Don't be worried about E-coli or Hepetitus or any of that shit, you'd have to be one unlucky bastard to get sick from a toilet seat you cleaned. For now, just worry about the aids.

 

[DESTROYA]

Next time it happens just wash your ass in the handsink . Just make sure you have enough towels to dry off , last time I did that I had to wait a extra 30 minutes for everything to dry out enough to put my panties on.

 

[Blade2.0]

Toilet seats are some of the cleanest things out there. Especially after what you already did to it.

 

[GamesAreFun]