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[Escape Goat]

I'm not talking about Superman 64 or Blinx. But what vidoe game concepts should never be realized? I think that the Golden Girls game would be about scraping the bottom of the barrel. You play as one of the 4 girls, tag teaming through arious levels trying to collect their lost packages of Geritol.

Online could be fun. Nothing quite like controlling Sophia in an out of control fragfest.

 

[Mallrat83]

Followed closely by topics that shouldn't be made.

 

[Soul4ger]

Another Grand Theft Auto.

 

[Matlock]

Metal Gear Solid 4

 

[Escape Goat]

Followed closely by topics that shouldn't be made.

Please return to your regularly scheduled console war threads.

 

[JPRaup]

Madden

 

[Matlock]

Madden

Shit, now you did it! The Madden fanboys will be in this thread soon to take you away.

 

[littlewig]

Zelda, the next game is going to be so good that if they try making another it will just fail miserbly. ie - See GTA series.

 

[Escape Goat]

I was hoping the gaming forum could be a little more creative. :\

 

[Pimpbaa]

<insert sequel to popular game franchise here>

 

[Soul4ger]

<insert sequel to popular game franchise here>

I'd rather insert something else into that girl in your avatar.

 

[Tarazet]

Fable: Lost Chapters
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Final Fantasy XI (X360)
Tomb Raider: Legend

 

[Luckett_X]

Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[Kobun Heat]

This thread is useless without Photoshops. Now, a "games that should never be" 'shop thread? THAT, I could get behind.

 

[Stinkles]

The Godfather.

 

[flarkminator]

I'd get behind a game designers who should never have been born thread.

 

[Minotauro]

Zelda, the next game is going to be so good that if they try making another it will just fail miserbly. ie - See GTA series.

At what point did the GTA series become a miserable failure?

 

[Geek]

This thread is useless without Photoshops. Now, a "games that should never be" 'shop thread? THAT, I could get behind.

WARNING: MAJOR RETREAD

 

[flarkminator]

WARNING: MAJOR RETREAD

We have a winner. Close the thread.

 

[FoneBone]

WARNING: MAJOR RETREAD

Have to post this, then:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/moviegames/part2.php

Near the bottom.

 

[Duck of Death]

Olimario Snap! Ride on rails through Olimario's neighborhood and get the best pictures of his neighbors, then post them on the internet message boards to be judged by prepubescent racists that like to say "fuck" and try to act all hardcore and badass. Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[GhaleonEB]

Bomber. Raise your own suicide bombers, try to penetrate various civilian and military locations and blow them up. Points for number of kills, destruction and main targets (ie prime minister, etc.)

I wouldn't be surpirsed if stuff like that is out already.

 

[lexbubble]

I really doubt there is a game that glorifies or lets you play the part of a terrorist. The Godfather should never be made.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I really doubt there is a game that glorifies or lets you play the part of a terrorist. The Godfather should never be made.

Maybe not yet, but there are plenty of racist games where you're a neo-Nazi or whatever and you have to kill Jews, blacks, and gays.

 

[djtiesto]

50 Cent: Bulletproof

 

[FortNinety]

Shadow the Hedgehog.

After just playing that game, I can only but totally agree.

 

[newsguy]

 

[TheDiave]

My vote would be for that dating game series, whatever the hell it's called. I think Konami makes them.

Edit: Oh, and someone is right on with the Raven game. Same goes for Mary Kate & Ashley and Lizzie Maguire.

 

[Mr_Furious]

The newly announced 'Friends: The Trivia Game' for PS2 immediately comes to mind

 

[D2M15]

STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE SQUARE-ENIX GUY
A party of charmless, immediately forgettable Western character designs in bump-mapped armour shout "FAGGOT" at delicately-featured teenagers, then crash a giant lens flare through the eyeball of the God Of Colour, returning the world to its natural brown and grey.

NEED FOR FOCUS GROUPS: UNLEASHED
Drive a car made out of guns at extreme speeds through exploding breasts, featuring a soundtrack of polyphonic ringtones by Bloc Party, The Killers, Black Eyed Peas and the hi-energy softporn video remix of Phil Collins' "Don't Lose My Number"!

WONDERBOY: WARRIOR WITHIN IN HIGH DYNAMIC RANGE LIGHTING LAND
An unecessary contemporized reimagining of Sega's timeless classic, featuring more than two levels of reflective, pointlessly overdetailed environments and new moves including stealth kills, wall-running, dual-wielding, bullet-time, vehicle sections and mounted gun emplacements! Only for the Nintendo(R) Revolution.