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[Xeke]

Yes, an arbitrary final score that entirely disregards two 8.0's and a 8.5 is loads better.

But at least they allow for the reviewers personal opinion to shine through.

 

[IcedTea]

Only when they don't get their juiceboxes from their mommies.

0/10

You're getting worse.

 

[ferrarimanf355]

I love how Jeff is the only reviewer that has problems with the controls.

Maybe all of the other review sites were paid off by Nintendo and Jeff was the only one to tell it like it is. I'm just sayin'...

 

[Grecco]

I saw it, but they rate first party Nintendo games on a scale of 9-10.

Mario Kart says hello?

 

[Shard]

Wow... They had to do it...

Jeffykins should be used to the flames of hate at this point.

 

[Lobster]

I've read this sentence 5 times now and I'm still confused.

Maybe Babblefish will help.

No wonder you're confused..its Babelfish.

 

[Docpan]

I knew that fatass Gerstmann was going to underrate this.

Seriously. What a douche.

 

[Xeke]

Mario Kart says hello?

Shh, don't remind him.

 

[beelzebozo]

Maybe all of the other review sites were paid off by Nintendo and Jeff was the only one to tell it like it is. I'm just sayin'...

your logic is flawless

 

[Timedog]

omg, he thought donkey kong country, ice hockey, and pong were better than this??? I can't believe he didn't think about comparing this score to scores he gave to games years ago!

I can't believe he didn't inflate the score on aspects of the game that he didn't think were spectacular just to bring up the final average.

My opinion after having thought about what this game is like is better than his because he's fat. Even though people say that i'm big boned, at least I don't allow cameras into my parent's basement. He has documented fatness on the internetz.

Why did they have him review it? They could have used one of the other 5 guys that we cyclically complain about. Why not Kasavin? He's still another 4 months from his next bad cycle!

***** *** ***** buttman **** **** perma**** his *** with ****-*** weird midgety guy I met at Sam's Club ***** **** licking **** ***** ***hole mother****ing *********** **** hot sexual ***** ** ***** **** buttsecks ****** ***** up his *** with a forklift! And one more ******************** for good measure!!!!


you guys need to not get so bent out of shape over a review . Although it's fun to watch.

this thread: 10/10

 

[Grecco]

Maybe all of the other review sites were paid off by Nintendo and Jeff was the only one to tell it like it is. I'm just sayin'...

Keep going, your going for the "joke character" moniker arent you? We need more Drinky Crows anyways

 

[trilobyte]

I knew that fatass Gerstmann was going to underrate this.

Seriously. What a douche.

qft

 

[jett]

But at least they allow for the reviewers personal opinion to shine through.

You could look at Jeff's tilt score of 10. Matt didn't give TP a single 10 in any category.

 

[alistairw]

Yes, an arbitrary final score that entirely disregards two 8.0's and a 8.5 is loads better.

In many cases, it is. Especially when the only ratings are based on graphics, sound, gameplay and value. I'm not suggesting this is the case with TP, having not played it, but games are often more than the sum of their parts, and review scores that are averaged can't reflect that.

 

[Shard]

Maybe all of the other review sites were paid off by Nintendo and Jeff was the only one to tell it like it is. I'm just sayin'...

Or maybe certain people saw him (attempt) to play Wii last week and knew he shouldn't have allowed to be within 100 yeards of the Zelda reviews.

 

[Ashodin]

omg, he thought donkey kong country, ice hockey, and pong were better than this??? I can't believe he didn't think about comparing this score to scores he gave to games years ago!

I can't believe he didn't inflate the score on aspects of the game that he didn't think were spectacular just to bring up the final average.

My opinion after having thought about what this game is like is better than his because he's fat. Even though people say that i'm big boned, at least I don't allow cameras into my parent's basement. He has documented fatness on the internetz.

Why did they have him do it? They could one of the other 5 guys that we cyclically complain about. Why not Kasavin? He's still another 4 months from his next bad cycle!

***** *** ***** buttman **** **** perma**** his *** with ****-*** weird midgety guy I met at Sam's Club ***** **** licking **** ***** ***hole mother****ing *********** **** hot sexual ***** ** ***** **** buttsecks ****** ***** up his *** with a forklift! And one more ******************** for good measure!!!!


this thread: 10/10

And yet another Dreamcast 2 avatar goes under BANNINATION FO SHO

Seems like its a target!

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Keep going, your going for the "joke character" moniker arent you? We need more Drinky Crows anyways

It's only a hypothetical theory. It was either that or a blowjob from Shiggy, I assume... and what's a Drinky Crow?

 

[Xeke]

You could look at Jeff's tilt score of 10. Matt didn't give TP a single 10 in any category.

Tell that to the masses. They aren't concerned with a "tilt" score, thats just the way it unfortunately is.

 

[gamergirly]

Seems like that IGN score has calmed everyone down. Good . Now we can go camp out for the Wii this weekend

 

[Operations]

I'm curious about the score the GC version is going to get from Jeff. I mean, there are going to be no "tacked" Wii controls, and the graphics and sound will be judged for a system with inferior specs.

 

[Gigglepoo]

Tell that to the masses. They aren't concerned with a "tilt" score, thats just the way it unfortunately is.

I don't know what Tilt means...

 

[LM4sure]

People, calm down. It's only a review. Why the hell do you all take this so seriously? Leave the personal insults out of it. How does this reviewer being obese have anything to do with his score?

It's just one opinion. Many other reviews say the game is great. And 8.8 is a good score. Calm down.

 

[Shard]

Seems like that IGN score has calmed everyone down. Good . Now we can go camp out for the Wii this weekend

I dunno, I think there is still a lot more hate to be vented still.

 

[Scrow]

It's only a hypothetical theory. It was either that or a blowjob from Shiggy, I assume...

haw haw haw

 

[beelzebozo]

I don't know what Tilt means...

it's what happens when jeff gets on the teeter totter.
shit, i didn't say that.

 

[variance]

wow, don't get me wrong, zelda is my favorite franchise, but i was hoping something like this would happen.

this thread is why.

 

[Dr.Hadji]

I was part of this thread. Rawk.

 

[jett]

I don't know what Tilt means...

It's a "fun" meter, or the general "feeling" the reviewer had.

BUBUBUT JEFF HATES TP LOLOLOLOL. God, GAF will be made immensely better by tomorrow morning. Thank you Gamespot, thank you.

 

[Shard]

wow, don't get me wrong, zelda is my favorite franchise, but i was hoping something like this would happen.

this thread is why.

Nothing brings out the crazies like an under-rating of their favorite game series.

 

[MegaTen]

:lol

 

[gimmmick]

Perfect dark zero is a better launch title than zelda huh? :lol

 

[alistairw]

It's a "fun" meter, or the general "feeling" the reviewer had.

BUBUBUT JEFF HATES TP LOLOLOLOL. God, GAF will be made immensely better by tomorrow morning. Thank you Gamespot, thank you.

Heh, like the alcoholic that has to hit rock bottom before he can repent?

I look forward to the reborn GAF in a few hours.

 

[Xeke]

It's a "fun" meter, or the general "feeling" the reviewer had.

BUBUBUT JEFF HATES TP LOLOLOLOL. God, GAF will be made immensely better by tomorrow morning. Thank you Gamespot, thank you.

Once again, it doesn't appease the average gamer.

 

[Timedog]

Nothing brings out the crazies like an under-rating of their favorite game series.

what do you think would be worse: This, MGS4, or HAlo 3 getting an 8.8?

 

[FightyF]

Perfect dark zero is a better launch title than zelda huh? :lol

It has better online play.

Spoiler

I had to...the rate of posts were slowing down after the IGN review came up

 

[temjin]

This thread needs more backlash or somethng.

 

[unifin]

what do you think would be worse: This, MGS4, or HAlo 3 getting an 8.8?

For this board, MGS4, EASILY.

 

[KarishBHR]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is, in my opinion, the greatest Zelda game ever created and one of the best launch titles in the history of launch titles – second only, perhaps, to the at-the-time ground-breaking Super Mario 64. It is also one of the finest games I have ever played. The experience is made better and not worse on Wii. The Wii remote and nunchuk add accuracy and speed to exploration and combat for a heightened sense of immersion.

Sold

 

[Ganondorfo]

what do you think would be worse: This, MGS4, or HAlo 3 getting an 8.8?

MGS3 got a 8.6 from kasavin, so I doubt that they will score mgs4 higher, always on the 8.5-8.9 range

and Halo 3 will get what halo 2 deserved a 7.9.

sarcasm btw lol

 

[Xeke]

For this board, MGS4, EASILY.

Yea but it'll get a 10, so no matter.

 

[Timedog]

For this board, MGS4, EASILY.

i was gonna say halo 3, but if 360 has a better selection of games than the original xbox, maybe not.

 

[Shard]

what do you think would be worse: This, MGS4, or HAlo 3 getting an 8.8?

It is hard to say, but in my estimation the all-time insane review thread was that JP debacle a few months back.

 

[jett]

Heh, like the alcoholic that has to hit rock bottom before he can repent?

I look forward to the reborn GAF in a few hours.

No. Some of you will find out soon enough.

 

[ferrarimanf355]

This thread needs more backlash or somethng.

 

[thefro]

must... destroy... gamespot...

 

[Timedog]

And yet another Dreamcast 2 avatar goes under BANNINATION FO SHO

Seems like its a target!

I was being sarcastic, obviously.

 

[Xdrive05]

=

 

[TheCardPlayer]

:lol

 

[alistairw]

No. Some of you will find out soon enough.

New curtains?

 

[Ganondorfo]

So twilight princess won't win goty at gamespot, that's a certain thing.