Uno Ill Nino
Banned
Anyone else seen this? I caught it at Wal-Mart the other day. I didn't know what it was, but apparently its like the hipster's version of a game magazine. Kinda like if the crew from Maxim or Stuff wanted to pretend like they knew something about videogames and decided to make a magazine out of it, complete with scantily-clad porn chicks all over the place.
Seriously, this one article about what to get for the holidays had this smoking-hot asian chick posed in her bra and panties while holding up random games and accessories. Couldn't tell you what she was holding EXACTLY as she had a real nice pair of boobies that demanded my attention more than anything else. But anyway, it reminded me of "Ultimate Gamer" from many years ago (think PS1 launch) in the way it tried really hard to be "cool" and have half-naked chicks all over the place. The slogan on the front cover should be something like:
"The perfect magazine for those who want to masturbate over games and unattainable chicks at the same time!"
Anyway, I just thought I'd ask if anyone else has seen it. The issue in question was marked "Do not display after Jan. 31" but Wal-Mart still had it out there. Makes you think maybe it was the last issue or something. I'd never heard of it before so I'd never know.
Seriously, this one article about what to get for the holidays had this smoking-hot asian chick posed in her bra and panties while holding up random games and accessories. Couldn't tell you what she was holding EXACTLY as she had a real nice pair of boobies that demanded my attention more than anything else. But anyway, it reminded me of "Ultimate Gamer" from many years ago (think PS1 launch) in the way it tried really hard to be "cool" and have half-naked chicks all over the place. The slogan on the front cover should be something like:
"The perfect magazine for those who want to masturbate over games and unattainable chicks at the same time!"
Anyway, I just thought I'd ask if anyone else has seen it. The issue in question was marked "Do not display after Jan. 31" but Wal-Mart still had it out there. Makes you think maybe it was the last issue or something. I'd never heard of it before so I'd never know.