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[Matlock]

Winners highlighted. If you're listed here, feel proud. If not, feel proud anyway because you f'in rock.

Best Thread

Leguna/Halo Ownage - 50%
NBA Thread - 25%
Pelagic Argosy - 25%


Worst Thread

Black Stallion - 37.5%
Olimario - 25%
PSP vs. DS - 37.5%


Funniest Thread

Cum in my Hair - 28.6%
Olimario Baby Pictures - 38.1%
V-Card - 33.3%


Strangest Thread

Bathing With Your Children - 83.3%
Diablos Macking on FMT's Girlfriend - 16.7%
Megafoo Chavez - 0%


Favorite Thread

Leguna/Halo Ownage - 70%
SNAKES ON A PLANE - 20%
Soccer - 10%


Best Poster

Matlock - 40%
Wario64 60%
PistonHonda - 0%


Worst Poster

Black Stallion - 45.5%
MrAngryFace - 22.7%
Olimario - 31.8%


Best New Poster

GamerDiva - 33.3%
hXc thugg - 38.9%
Liu Kang Baking a Pie - 27.8%


Worst New Poster

Black Stallion - 52.4%
DonkeyPuncher - 19%
Junior Members - 28.6%


Favorite Poster

bishoptl - 57.1%
Shinobi - 4.8%
Wario64 - 38.1%


Best Avatar

Various - Lohan's Titties - 36.4%
MrAngryFace - The Classic - 18.1%
LakeEarth - Some Radiohead Video - 45.5%


Worst Avatar

SolidSnakex - Various Video Girls - 27.2%
Teh Hamburglar - Sexy Acbkar - 22.8%
Black Stallion - Thrown out of BlackPlanet - 50%


Best Tag

Mig - Mog - 19%
DCX - mock me pls - 52.4%
Black Stallion - Attention Whore - 28.6%


Funniest Tag

olimario - misunderstood suburban genius - 52.6%
Lemurs - Hamburgers, Years - 15.8%
Jim Bowie - CHECK B4 YOU BONE - 31.6%


Worst Tag

Various - Junior Member - 57.2%
jarrod - the handheld emperor - 19%
-jinx- - Hunting Little Mexican Girls - 23.8%

STFU ALREADY, GODDAMNIT

Junior Member - 20%
Drniky Crow - 25%
Black Stallion - 55%


Lifetime Achievement Awards

neo2046
CVXFREAK

neo2046 has posted Japanese scans here, keeping the forum well documented on new screens and info from the land down under. He's a great help.

CVXFREAK, he's just a great guy, and has the most posts without getting past "Member," which means he got past a whole lot of radars. Pay attention to this man, he needs it.







Criticize the awards.

Any fields you think should be raised or dropped? Should rules be more clear next year? How should it be run, on the forum or via a form on another webpage? Give me imput, people!

 

[Boogie]

I'm pretty much satisfied with all of those results, which surprises me, actually.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Best Poster

Matlock - 40%
Wario64 60%
PistonHonda - 0%

 

[Do The Mario]

Fuck I got robbed!

Who the fuck do you have to sleep with to win a life time achievement award?

*Na i am happy with the outcome, some hard choices in the voting process

 

[Do The Mario]

BTW

Lets get Anna Nicole Smith to host the awards next year I hear she is going cheap.

 

[DCX]

Huh...i won, i would like to thank all the voters for your support, i intend to run in 05....make peace, sleep well and love all

DCX

 

[element]

i didn't make any list...

>runs away sad<

 

[jenov4]

Worst New Poster

Junior Members - 28.6%

Worst Tag

Various - Junior Member - 57.2%

STFU ALREADY, GODDAMNIT

Junior Member - 20%

I found these ones quite hilarious. Poor Juniors! :lol

 

[AniHawk]

CVXFREAK, he's just a great guy, and has the most posts without getting past "Member," which means he got past a whole lot of radars. Pay attention to this man, he needs it.

IAWThis.

I've known him for a while (since 2002 on the GameFAQs Next-Gen General board). Just a nice guy in general.

 

[cvxfreak]

CVXFREAK, he's just a great guy, and has the most posts without getting past "Member," which means he got past a whole lot of radars. Pay attention to this man, he needs it.

HOLY FUCKING CRAP

:O

 

[Wario64]

CVXFREAK
HOLY FUCKING CRAP

:lol

 

[The Black Gelding]

The One.

The Only.

The Victor.

Da Illest.


Bow down to tha King, bitches!

 

[B'z-chan]

TBS i dont like you but damn that is just some damn cockyness. And its funny as hell.

 

[Fifty]

Da Illest.

You never cease to crack me up. 45% think you're the worst new poster? I'd give the worst poster award to someone who isn't as much of a character as you are, even if that character pisses most people off.

 

[Shinobi]

Favorite Poster

bishoptl - 57.1%
Shinobi - 4.8%
Wario64 - 38.1%

:lol Holy Lord did I ever get my teeth in. :lol

The One.

The Only.

The Victor.

Da Illest.


Bow down to tha King, bitches!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Kon Tiki]

Not nominated for worst poster?

 

[Substance]

The One.

The Only.

The Victor.

Da Illest.


Bow down to tha King, bitches!

How could you fools dimiss this guy as the worst new poster? :lol All his posts are worth reading.

 

[AssMan]

I had only one good post that reached 3 pages. The peeing in the shower thread. That was my best thread of the year me thinks.

 

[MrPing1000]

Not nominated for worst poster?

try harder next year

 

[psycho_snake]

Personally, I think CVXFREAK is also the best poster, along with wario. Both are very sensible and nice people who contribute a great deal to the board.

 

[DCX]

TBS needs his own forum and his internet legend would rival that of Opa!! Could you imagine the legendary battles between TBS and Opa, hell the internet Tsunami that could be TBS and Opa as a team?!?! :lol

DCX

 

[pollo]

whatever TBS just likes attention and you guys are giving it to him....

 

[Willco]

We did some good here.

 

[LakeEarth]

Best Avatar

Various - Lohan's Titties - 36.4%
MrAngryFace - The Classic - 18.1%
LakeEarth - Some Radiohead Video - 45.5%

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

.... YES YES YES YES!!!

Winner!!! Champion!!! Now all I need is a tag and I can die slightly less miserable!

 

[MC Safety]

Awwww. More attention for the attention starved.

Congratulations on patting yourselves on the back.

 

[Meier]

How could Piston Honda get a 0%? Him and DDF have the best posters GAF has seen in years.

 

[Escape Goat]

Teh Hamburglar - Sexy Acbkar - 22.8%

what the freak man?

This is the best avatar!

 

[Eminem]

How could Piston Honda get a 0%?

Indeed. What a traveshamockery

 

[hXc_thugg]

Best New Poster

GamerDiva - 33.3%
hXc thugg - 38.9%
Liu Kang Baking a Pie - 27.8%

Yes! I am popular on the internet!

It feels so strange for my life to be complete at such a young age.

 

[GaimeGuy]

2005: Year of the GaimeGuy.

 

[aoi tsuki]

GamerDiva as second best new poster? Did i miss something or does constant mudslinging == great posts?

 

[NLB2]

GamerDiva as second best new poster? Did i miss something or does constant mudslinging == great posts?

IAWTP. I haven't seen her do anything other than troll Lemurs. Maybe its 'cause she's hot.

I also love how Pelagic Argosy was nominated for best thread and recieved 25% of the votes when it only had about 15 replies. :lol

 

[Boogie]

2005: Year of the GaimeGuy.

and you are......?

 

[Error Macro]

Best Avatar

Various - Lohan's Titties - 36.4%
MrAngryFace - The Classic - 18.1%
LakeEarth - Some Radiohead Video - 45.5%

Well, at least I feel like I'm a part of it. Or something.

 

[Kuroyume]

Who the hell reads the NBA thread?

 

[GamerDiva]

GamerDiva as second best new poster? Did i miss something or does constant mudslinging == great posts?

It's probably because guys enjoy the fact that I said I love to swallow. :lol

 

[etiolate]

It was a connection speed choice. GamerDiva is the most popular poster with DSL.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I'd vote for GamerDiva over hXc_thugg (no insult) if I was doing so now, she was just too new for me to know anything about back then.

Funniest Tag
olimario - misunderstood suburban genius - 52.6%
Lemurs - Hamburgers, Years - 15.8%
Jim Bowie - CHECK B4 YOU BONE - 31.6%

Oh well, at least it got some votes. Poor Piston.

 

[aoi tsuki]

It's probably because guys enjoy the fact that I said I love to swallow. :lol

i see i missed out on that thread. And as a guy i could say the same thing about going down on a woman, but this isn't the time or place. Anyways, congrats on winning your award... on an internet message board.

 

[Mama Smurf]

She lost.

 

[Mike Works]

Criticize the awards.

1) If the Academy used your methods, whichever movie was first mentioned for Best Picture would win. If someone votes more than one person as their favorite poster, don't just count the first one and discount all others in the sentence. That's just terrible (and seemingly self serving?) logic.

2) Hey that funniest poster category sure was great huh

 

[Jim Bowie]

I also love how Pelagic Argosy was nominated for best thread and recieved 25% of the votes when it only had about 15 replies. :lol

That's the overwhelming power of Pelagic Argosy.

I saw a billboard for the Argosy Casino and almost crashed the car from laughing.

 

[aoi tsuki]

She lost.

There's no award for second place?

 

[SantaC]

CVXFREAK is the nicest guy on this forum. Deserved.

 

[goodcow]

WHY THE FUCK DON'T ANY OF YOU LOVE ME?

 

[Mama Smurf]

There's no award for second place?

There is.

Spoiler

But it's in my pants.

 

[Matlock]

1) If the Academy used your methods, whichever movie was first mentioned for Best Picture would win. If someone votes more than one person as their favorite poster, don't just count the first one and discount all others in the sentence. That's just terrible (and seemingly self serving?) logic.

2) Hey that funniest poster category sure was great huh

Fair enough--I'll make sure to mention "nominate only one" in next year's poll.

 

[Shinobi]

Who the hell reads the NBA thread?

Posters that actually matter...obviously something you don't need to worry about.

 

[evilromero]

Shit, I missed out on this. Not next time. I'll send the fruit basket early.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who the hell reads the NBA thread?

you do, as soon as the Knicks and Nets stop sucking you fuckin bandwagon junkie.