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I recently turned down a guy with a footlong dick. The thing was a size of a water bottle, he used it as reference, lol. It had nothing to do with his dick, he was more of a dick than his dick. Dick.
 
I recently turned down a guy with a footlong dick. The thing was a size of a water bottle, he used it as reference, lol. It had nothing to do with his dick, he was more of a dick than his dick. Dick.

You...You...You ungrateful little...

DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE OUT THERE WITHOUT ACCESS TO FOOTLONG DICKS!? And you're just throwing them away...
 
Eh, it would be a bit much for me. lol

besides, with all dat ass you got...you'd think you need a few extra inches for clearance ;)

Funny enough, my ass looks small in that shit compared to what it actually is. It surprises the hell out of any guy I meet, I didn't pay much attention to things like that until I started dating.

I've been with guys of all shapes and sizes. While size helps, it's really how it gets done and how long it gets done that works.
 
Funny enough, my ass looks small in that shit compared to what it actually is. It surprises the hell out of any guy I meet, I didn't pay much attention to things like that until I started dating.

I've been with guys of all shapes and sizes. While size helps, it's really how it gets done and how long it gets done that works.

Jesus...do you have any black in you?

If not...do you want some black in you?

Excuse me. I'm a bit tipsy.
 
I'm so used to that happening to me that I'm immune to it, lol. Men are pigs.

Tell me about it, too many unreliable people that I understand why they are like that
Guys i'm exhausted, kinda happy, really sad and really horny

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I recently turned down a guy with a footlong dick. The thing was a size of a water bottle, he used it as reference, lol. It had nothing to do with his dick, he was more of a dick than his dick. Dick.

C'mon man. When I see those things I harken back to the days of going to the arcade to play (Insert name of Sega spaceship shooter I cant remember).

They're certainly nice to play with and look at. doesn't mean I'm getting my womb rearranged.
 
C'mon man. When I see those things I harken back to the days of going to the arcade to play (Insert name of Sega spaceship shooter I cant remember).

They're certainly nice to play with and look at. doesn't mean I'm getting my womb rearranged.

I don't mind getting my guts smashed a bit, for the right guy of course, lol.
 
One of the pros of short guys is that even an average size looks big on them. It's neat.
 
Small update for the 2 people I do talk to here

So i got a job at Macys. Part time. seasonal. (minimum unless I call) 15-25 hrs a week.

And EVERY male coworker I work with.... gay. I feel like I'm in a sober gay bar every day... aaand my first official day on the floor is tomorrow.

Yeah, this is gonna be awesome. I first planned to not return to training, but after being introduced to a few handsome coworkers, some of whom I have seen before elsewhere, I decided to accept the low pay and stressful environment, and ignore everyone telling me to not go there.

yeah.. this is gonna be interesting.
 
Small update for the 2 people I do talk to here

So i got a job at Macys. Part time. seasonal. (minimum unless I call) 15-25 hrs a week.

And EVERY male coworker I work with.... gay. I feel like I'm in a sober gay bar every day... aaand my first official day on the floor is tomorrow.

Yeah, this is gonna be awesome. I first planned to not return to training, but after being introduced to a few handsome coworkers, some of whom I have seen before elsewhere, I decided to accept the low pay and stressful environment, and ignore everyone telling me to not go there.

yeah.. this is gonna be interesting.


Are you working elsewhere? Or is this a temporary seasonal job? Either way, congrats.
 
Thanks. Its just a part time job to accompany my fulltime. I'll work most of my hours at Macy's on the weekend, with Tuesdays and Thursdays, and holidays. Christmas week, I'll be at Macys pretty much 5+ hours every day, and will likely hit 30+ hours
 
One of the pros of short guys is that even an average size looks big on them. It's neat.

Yup, that happens to me. I'm just 5'7" and I have a really average length size, but people always say it's huge because it's just a little thicker than usual.
 
5'4" here...don't think I'll get any taller though, but at least I've gotten a whole lot more thinner. BF says that he thinks I've gotten bigger down there too since losing all the weight *shrug* Kind of wish I would be just a tad taller, then again I kind of like it when he grabs me a carries me over his shoulder so easily...
 
Attempting to write my uni essays at home because the WiFi at the library is down, and dealing with the potential ending of my relationship makes for a very distracted Matt. :(
 
We're officially on a break, but not sure if that's going to fix the situation... things have changed, the feelings have changed and are not as strong as they once were. I spend most of my time angry and hurt instead of feeling good, as I should be.
 
I can't with this guy who flip flops. One day he wants to talk to me, go out, then he flakes. I move on, he comes back. I blow him off, he sees me out at clubs and tries to get friendly, now he's texting me again.

I can't be bothered, but god he is hot as fuck. Total jock, played a crapton of sports growing up, stays in amazing shape, really outgoing... Yep. Putting this phone away.
 
Caught a nasty cold working outside in the cold. No clubbing or anything for me this weekend. I did manage to get a workout in, total hell. Just me and my 3DS.
 
Caught a nasty cold working outside in the cold. No clubbing or anything for me this weekend. I did manage to get a workout in, total hell. Just me and my 3DS.

Same here!
Special World of Super Mario 3D Land and next week, Mario Kart 7 will be mine :D
 
So I went out with the guy I was suppose to go out with yesterday. We started talking about our roommates, I couldn't help but badmouth mine. He then ask me what their majors were and it turns out he know them...
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I need to finish up Mario Land, but Mario kart is so fun. Plus I'm rotating Resident Evil, Sonic, and DOAD on the 3DS as well.

I can't do that. I can only "concentrate" on 1 home console game and 1 handheld game at a time.
Can't wait for MK7... I hope it is as addicting as MK64 and MKDD were [for me]!
 
I actually find it really annoying when people call me "gurl". Is that weird?
I don't know. I only say gurl to friends and family, who know I'm saying it to be silly. I've never heard another gay guy call me gurl to my face and actually mean it...but I'd probably feel weird, too. I don't know. Not that big of a deal to me, anyway.

The friend from my earlier story came over. We finally played Catherine versus and he loved it. I told him to get the game day one but he never trusts me...and every time he actually plays what I want him to get, he loves it. Bah.

Anyway, it was awesome. If you want to lose friends, play Catherine together. And always win.

:D

He told me he played the demo and knew the gist of it, and he did pretty damn well since he's a fast learner like me when it comes to games. I would tell him ways to beat me here and there. The mind games got fucking amazing.

I lent him the game, so, next week, it's on.
 
So you DO lend games... H has wanted to play BKO for a while, you know... :P

Now that I finished Skyward Sword, I will continue with BKO ;D
But lending him the game benefits me because it'll be evenly matched now. He was good, but he can get better. I also told him I'd stab him if something happened to the game.

Lending this "H" whore BKO benefits me in no way.
 
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