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[HappyPuppy]

i may use this as a tactic in the future. i unfortunately just found out (by being a creep) he is definitely straight. what a bummer.

Dam heterosexual guys, why do they have to be attractive! Can't all of them be smooth and ... I'll stop. The amount of times I've found a guy attractive then to find out he is straight, very frustrating.
If this doesn't go anywhere with my friend, I'm pursuing women for the first time. Just like my friend I'll explore new territory and see what happens. I can already picture my flaccid dick kissing a girl, good times.

 

[btkadams]

Dam heterosexual guys, why do they have to be attractive! Can't all of them be smooth and ... I'll stop. The amount of times I've found a guy attractive then to find out he is straight, very frustrating.
If this doesn't go anywhere with my friend, I'm pursuing women for the first time. Just like my friend I'll explore new territory and see what happens. I can already picture my flaccid dick kissing a girl, good times.

 

[Lucario]

please tell me you've gone up to a stranger at school and asked if they're gay..

Stranger?

No. That's not really appropriate, and kinda creeper-ish.

Someone I've played LoL with, done homework with, or just hung out with for an hour randomly?
Sure!


Talk to him a bit, see if you have anything in common, blah blah fuckin' blah. Then ask him if he's got a girlfriend, and steer the conversation towards if he's gay. It's hard the first time, but it gets easier

And you have to learn to ask sometime if you ever plan to get guys outside of online/BAGLY.

 

[HappyPuppy]

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[btkadams]

ugh i'm now sitting in a completely different building and hotstraightbear is now sitting like 10 feet away from me in a meeting with people. he's just rubbing it in now!

 

[Dr. Malik]

ugh i'm now sitting in a completely different building and hotstraightbear is now sitting like 10 feet away from me in a meeting with people. he's just rubbing it in now!

Rubbing it in huh.... Sounds hot

 

[btkadams]

Rubbing it in huh.... Sounds hot

i need to just start thinking he smells bad or something so i can stop wanting him.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Or just follow him to the restroom and get down on your knees, he might be straight but im sure he wont say no to that.

#justsaying

 

[btkadams]

Or just follow him to the restroom and get down on your knees, he might be straight but im sure he wont say no to that.

#justsaying

maybe i can TURN him gay.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

maybe i can TURN him gay.

I knew there was a gay agenda!

I bet you guys discuss these things at those quarterly conferences you don't invite me to, eh?

 

[btkadams]

I knew there was a gay agenda!

I bet you guys discuss these things at those quarterly conferences you don't invite me to, eh?

we try not to discuss it at official conferences as it is already hardwired into us like a basic instinct. it would take time away from discussing the eternal struggle of bears vs twinks.

 

[Dr. Malik]

maybe i can TURN him gay.

It might be what he needs to tip him over the kinsey scale

 

[Erebus]

Now how do you go from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&

to this http://twitpic.com/photos/ChrisCrocker and

Spoiler

http://cockstar.c1r.com/

(NSFW)

So far so good but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2dDSkTixuw&

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Now how do you go from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&

to this http://twitpic.com/photos/ChrisCrocker and

Spoiler

http://cockstar.c1r.com/

(NSFW)

So far so good but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2dDSkTixuw&

I actually really like him.

 

[ZephyrFate]

I loathe Chris Crocker and all gay guys like him. Yiiiiikes.

 

[btkadams]

I loathe Chris Crocker and all gay guys like him. Yiiiiikes.

but you love me and i am essentially chris crocker.

 

[Erebus]

I loathe Chris Crocker and all gay guys like him. Yiiiiikes.

I wouldn't actually say loathe but they're not my type either.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

nvm lol

 

[SpiffyG]

He's cute until he starts talking. I'm questioning whether a human could possibly be more annoying?

 

[CornBurrito]

Or just follow him to the restroom and get down on your knees, he might be straight but im sure he wont say no to that.

#justsaying

Are you sure straight guys wouldn't refuse a blowjob from another guy? I mean it depends on the guy, but if you had to guess what % do you think would refuse?

edit:

Guys, LEAVE CHRIS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Are you sure straight guys wouldn't refuse a blowjob from another guy? I mean it depends on the guy, but if you had to guess what % do you think would refuse?

85

 

[chronos4590]

ugh i'm now sitting in a completely different building and hotstraightbear is now sitting like 10 feet away from me in a meeting with people. he's just rubbing it in now!

What was it? O___O

 

[SpiffyG]

85

Where did you pull that number from? Are you experienced in that field?

 

[michaeltraps]

Now how do you go from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&

to this http://twitpic.com/photos/ChrisCrocker and

Spoiler

http://cockstar.c1r.com/

(NSFW)

So far so good but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2dDSkTixuw&

Photos = yum
Videos = do not want

 

[Dr. Malik]

Are you sure straight guys wouldn't refuse a blowjob from another guy? I mean it depends on the guy, but if you had to guess what % do you think would refuse?

75% will refuse
45% will refuse at the point of pants being unzipped
10% will refuse at contact with mouth

 

[ZephyrFate]

Are you sure straight guys wouldn't refuse a blowjob from another guy? I mean it depends on the guy, but if you had to guess what % do you think would refuse?

edit:

Guys, LEAVE CHRIS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!

Straight guys are much more down for blowjobs from anyone than people will assume.

 

[shintoki]

75% will refuse
45% will refuse at the point of pants being unzipped
10% will refuse at contact with mouth

101% will still take it behind close doors. ^_^

 

[ivysaur12]

Straight guys are much more down for blowjobs from anyone than people will assume.

Yeah, but this could also serious fuck up a platonic relationship you having with a close friend. I wouldn't recommend that.

 

[Yoshiya]

Lana Del Rey <3

Blue jeans

video games

I've listened to that a lot, that is one amazing double single.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Oh, how nice. The ugly and embarrassing stereotypes of "conquering" straight dudes and ostracizing effeminate gays by making them feel like total shit, both in the same afternoon.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Oh, how nice. The ugly and embarrassing stereotypes of "conquering" straight dudes and ostracizing effeminate gays by making them feel like total shit, both in the same afternoon.

Someone should take this:

and edit it to "This is GayGAF gurl".

 

[Dr. Malik]

Oh, how nice. The ugly and embarrassing stereotypes of "conquering" straight dudes and ostracizing effeminate gays by making them feel like total shit, both in the same afternoon.

shall we cover them all?

Bears > Twinks

I put 'no Asians' on my online profile

Spoiler

no I dont, I just ignore them

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Someone should take this:

and edit it to "This is GayGAF gurl".

Believe it or not, that's essentially what I had pictured in my head as I was posting.

 

[ZephyrFate]

Yeah, but this could also serious fuck up a platonic relationship you having with a close friend. I wouldn't recommend that.

Well, of course.

lol Cosmic Bus. No one's ostracizing effeminate gays. We're only ostracizing obnoxious, ridiculous gays.

 

[ivysaur12]

I met my last bf on Grindr as well, we dated for 6 months but just recently split due to a difference in lifestyle choices and poor communication. It was a great time though so I have no doubt that it's possible to find guys on it.

So far I've met quite a few just to hang out and have a couple drinks. They were all pretty cool. As for the the older guys, I usually just block them immediately. Not because of their age, but because they tend to initiate overly sexual conversation without even saying hi first.

My only real issue with Grindr is the number of closet cases on it and the list of demands people make before you can actually approach them. Other than that, I still think it's a useful app, and would much prefer to use it than an online dating site. Too bad it's a POS if you're running Android or BB.

Yeah, but sometimes it's fun to see who's in the closet using Grindr.

 

[HappyPuppy]

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[ZephyrFate]

Studs > Bears > Twinks

My boyfriend is an exception.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Why you gotta hate me, Zeph?

 

[ZephyrFate]

Because you post on the other board.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Studs > Bears > Twinks

My boyfriend is an exception.

What defines a "stud"?

 

[HappyPuppy]

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[ZephyrFate]

What defines a "stud"?

Bernardo Velasco.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Bernardo Velasco.

Oh, I see. I can't decide which one I like more: studs or bears. :/

 

[CornBurrito]

Personally all those gay categories are worthless. Dislike both bears and twinks. My best friend tells me I have ... odd taste in men, sometimes he calls them ugly and I call them eye candy .

I don't really see how they are worthless. Unless you find any and all descriptions of a person's physical traits to be worthless. In which case you're the minority.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I don't really see how they are worthless. Unless you find any and all descriptions of a person's physical traits to be worthless. In which case you're the minority.

Worthless as in one Twink is not the same as another Twink. They are human beings each with its own uniqueness.

 

[Fantastical]

I swear we just talk about the same things over and over. We were due for twink hating again, I suppose.

 

[ZephyrFate]

I swear we just talk about the same things over and over. We were due for twink hating again, I suppose.

Preference =/= hate.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

We were due for twink hating again, I suppose.

Over my dead, slender, hairless body!

 

[chronos4590]

I swear we just talk about the same things over and over. We were due for twink hating again, I suppose.

Well it's almost December. Don't we have this conversation about once every month or so? It's inevitable and almost seems mandatory at this point.

 

[B-Dex]

I don't care if it was already posted.

This is amazing.