Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Seriously. Guy sounds fucking crazy.
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Meicyn
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Guess I spoke too soon. The mothership called and was doing everything in her power to get me to "choose" to not do "the wrong thing". Apparently I've been brainwashed into being gay! I think I yelled "GOODBYE" about twenty times until I found the hang-up button on my steering wheel. It was an interesting conversation to have on the commute back home.
SpaceBridge
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Lol, I read that as you having to clean out your trunk
DR2K
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Had a friendly chat with this dude online. A little flirtation, nothing series. I told him the general area that I lived in, so he ends up texting me saying he's in the area and that he wants to meet up. He's basically driving around my area hoping that I would meet up with him. My psycho alarm went off, and just blocked him. He's like, "I just want to see your face" and I'm like I already showed it to you, lol. Just begging me even after I flat out said no. So creepy.
I've got a few more like that too. . . My love life is a fucking disaster, I seriously am considering women(not that I mind) at this point.
I've got a few more like that too. . . My love life is a fucking disaster, I seriously am considering women(not that I mind) at this point.
If you're tapped into pop culture/media at all (if you watch any television, see ads or commercials anywhere, or just use facebook at all in the week preceding February), V-Day hits you with sensory overload. It's everywhere. If you're single (and don't want to be), this can't help but serve as a reminder to you of what you don't have; everyone winds up talking about it, planning for it, and being all cute and romantic (which, again, is what some of us want but just don't have, lol).
Even if it's an illusion of what actually happens on that day (as a few couples I know do in fact just treat it like any other day), the illusion is strong, and for those of us slightly weak of mind, the depression can really take over if you're single.
So yeah, tl;dr, if you match the description of myself buried in those two paragraphs, V-Day fucking sucks. =/
In related news, I got canceled on by three different people this week! two were dates and one just a friend. I'm goin under the knife for some surgery on Thursday and will probably spend the next two weeks keeping it low-key and recovering, so I was really hoping to be out and about having some fun with friends and other strangers this week (ordinary fun and lots of sex fun) and that all got shot down. February really will end up being the most depressing month of the year for me, once again.
Jesus, is this real? lol
Wow, that sucks :/.
Do you think she'll accept it anyway? It's not like you have a choice (well, there's celibacy, but I doubt anyone is considering it >_>).
And what about your dad? How did he handle this?
Mystic Theurge
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Meicyn
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Father seems to be indifferent. Don't know if this is a phase my mother's going through or what, but it is what it is. I'll answer the phone each time she calls, but every time she tries to "talk me out of it", I'll be hanging up immediately.
I'm in the Air Force, so I'm definitely not living at home, hehe. It feels good to talk about all this stuff and not bottle up like I've been doing for years.
I'm in the Air Force, so I'm definitely not living at home, hehe. It feels good to talk about all this stuff and not bottle up like I've been doing for years.
That sucks. Sorry to hear
I had a surgery on April of last year (on my birthday, which I didn't mint at all actually). Had to spend a whole month inside the house, couldn't go out at all (except for a few and rare occasions).
The first two weeks = YAY RESTING AND MOVIES AND VIDEOGAMES 24/7!
The last two weeks: LET ME OUT! ARRRGH!
The surgeon wanted me to take a 5th leave of absence week, but I refused and went back to work
I wish you luck and fast recovery!
SpaceBridge
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Did you read my post earlier about my fascination with men in uniform?
What capacity are you in the air force?
SpaceBridge
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Do you get the opportunity to be stationed overseas?
Vagina day lost all its appeal when I was in my first relationship and my ex and I had plans to catch up on the tv shows we had not had the time to watch. I showed up at his place with a bottle of wine thinking that'd be a cute little thing to do on V-day and he greeted me with "oh, I don't really like white wine".
I remember thinking you dick, you could at least say thanks and then tell me instead of complaining from the get go.
Anyway, last year V-day was the day I met up for the first time with the person who would later become my boyfriend. I was in Paris at the time and he lived in London and I showed him around the most romantic city in the world.
It was awesome even though I only realized it was V-day when he mentioned it.
But I guess as a European it resonates differently with me. This year I'm single and I couldn't care less (well I could but it's not a big deal).
I remember thinking you dick, you could at least say thanks and then tell me instead of complaining from the get go.
Anyway, last year V-day was the day I met up for the first time with the person who would later become my boyfriend. I was in Paris at the time and he lived in London and I showed him around the most romantic city in the world.
It was awesome even though I only realized it was V-day when he mentioned it.
But I guess as a European it resonates differently with me. This year I'm single and I couldn't care less (well I could but it's not a big deal).
Meicyn
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It's always a possibility. I was in Germany for six years when I was a kid, and I'd love to go back as an adult.
Indeed, it does... feels liberating... and that good feeling can last for a while, so take advantage of it
I am sure with time, you mom will get it. Don't worry too much about it, this is about you, not her.
you're so hot... just saying
OK. Which of you did this?
By that writing "style", I already have one or two suspects
SpaceBridge
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Indeed, it does... feels liberating... and that good feeling can last for a while, so take advantage of it
I am sure with time, you mom will get it. Don't worry too much about it, this is about you, not her.
OK. Which of you did this?
By that writing "style", I already have one or two suspects
LOL, where is this from???
dragonlife
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Haha. That's kind of awesome/creepy.OK. Which of you did this?
By that writing "style", I already have one or two suspects
SpaceBridge
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what does that mean though, when someone say they wanna skype with you? Skype has always creeped me out. Do they wanna like jerk off over skype or something?
Depends on how they asked you I suppose.
SpaceBridge
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Do they just wanna hear my voice or see my face in motion?
Honestly, they probably want to see if you're fem/masc.
dragonlife
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I used to think like this, mainly because I thought it was video only.
Penis.
Space, it's all about the context of the conversation. Don't freak out so easily, not everybody uses Skype the same way 
"Do you want to by part of my Skype contacts and maybe chat every once in a while about games and life and stuff?"
Those messages, though, were more like:
Also, Space...
"Do you want to by part of my Skype contacts and maybe chat every once in a while about games and life and stuff?"
Those messages, though, were more like:
Also, Space...
Wanna skype? >__>
DON'T FREAK OUT PLZ I AM JOKING
The Abominable Snowman
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This thread and the Skype chat are so totally different, its almost impossible to believe that you all are the same people!
Erebus
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You ask for someone's phone number for a reason, right?
You're right lol. Well I guess I should keep waiting then!
The person who asked, definitely.
SpaceBridge
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Fix'd.
Really enjoyed the FFXIII-2 demo, felt more complete than the entire FFXIII.
SpaceBridge
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Fix'd.
Really enjoyed the FFXIII-2 demo, felt more complete than the entire FFXIII.
Wait, Fernoca you have a PS3? I thought all you played was Nintendo titles. What's your PSN?
Fix'd.
Really enjoyed the FFXIII-2 demo, felt more complete than the entire FFXIII.
I'm buying it tomorrow!
Where do you go meet guys online?
Well, I currently only play Wii since is all I have at the moment (had a PS3 during the weekend and tried out the demo
). I'll send you my PSN through Facebook, for when/if I have one again...maybe this year.
But I did owned a PS3 and 360 at one point (before losing my job
), then on alternated between a PS3 and a 360 until last summer.. So, I've played nearly every major title until August 2011. RE5-wise...Played RE5 at launch back then, got platinum, a year later bought RE5 again on 360, got all achievemetns and the DLC stuff. Which is why I say that anyone that hates that games and says the co-op partner sucks, just mean that said person sucked at the game.
Nah, I get the complaints..
Damn! :O!going out, if i cant find a man looking like this i dont know what will do it.
Are your parents Christian or anything? Mine are pretty bad so I'm afraid of exactly those type of things. Except probably worse since my mom is very emotional and would probably start crying and everything.
edit: you all need to get a life. this thread moves way too fast
Why wouldn't you go see a doctor to make sure things are ok?
krypt0nian
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No see, get to the doctor. Get to the fucking doctor.
This isn't fag drama, or cutsie shit, get to the doctor.
You owe it to yourself and everyone that cares about you.
Get to the doctor.
Nope. I know some weight loss and eating healthier will solve my chest pains. (Hopefully)
Also I really dislike doctors.
Also afraid of what it might be.
krypt0nian
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This is going to come off wrong but that is the most selfish thing I've ever heard.
Hahahaha. That's cute. You say that and you may lose weight, but you'll still get a heart attack from those chest pains if you don't get it checked out bro.
Go to the doctor.
Next time I wont say a thing. -_____-
I have had them for years but lately is happening more often more than twice per week.
Anyhow I'll start working out and eating better tomorrow
3 meals and 3 snacks and no more eating after 6.
Work out 1 hour per day and after I get used to it up for 2 hours.
I'll probably let you guys know about how the weight loss goes.
I have had them for years but lately is happening more often more than twice per week.
Anyhow I'll start working out and eating better tomorrow
3 meals and 3 snacks and no more eating after 6.
Work out 1 hour per day and after I get used to it up for 2 hours.
I'll probably let you guys know about how the weight loss goes.
Tritroid
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What kind of fucked up? Are you exaggerating when you say you think you won't survive the year?
If not...uh yeah go to the doctor.
Anyway side-note, thanks to everyone commenting on my situation, it helps more so than you guys probably realize.
Tonight was actually a new low for him, as he proceeded to call me and claim he had access to my email account (he doesn't), and that if I had anything on there he didn't want me to see I should delete it (I don't).
I kinda laughed it off because it sounded so ridiculous, and I could tell he was with his grandma in the hospital (could hear her in the background) and I was more concerned about that. He kept pressing the issue about the email though, and I still wasn't going to play the game, so I said I had to go and got off the phone. Then later I get these ridiculous texts:
Him: I'm home - and your email is still up!
Him: Like they say, a picture is worth a thousand words - guess that's the same as email?! Right
Me: What?
Him: Lmao
Me: The fuck does that even mean?
Him: Oh nuttin
Me: So you're looking at my email huh? Then what email did ****** just send me?
Him: This is funny! Fuck
Me: What is?
Him: You!!!!!!!!!!! Boyie
Me: Stop playing games.
Him: You got something you need to tell me?!
Me: There's nothing I need to tell you. Are you going to tell me what the fuck you're going on about?
Him: Why would I?! It's your email!!!!!
Me: Ugh whatever.
Him: Don't fucking whatever me!
And after that point I've since shut my phone off. This is just pathetic...I don't understand what game he's playing or why he's even doing this. The last time he tried so hard to convince me that I was the one with someone else, was the day before I found out he had cheated on me the previous weekend after speaking to the guy he had sex with on facebook.
...I think I just hit a brick wall over this tonight. I'm so disgusted with him now I want nothing to do with him, he's like a fucking child.
krypt0nian
Banned
If you're just posting for attention, put that in next time.
If you want people to help or comment, then grow the fuck up and go to the doctor. Your family will be destroyed if something happens to you.
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