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[DarthWoo]

Saw this mentioned on another forum. Here is George Carlin's take on the Ten Commandments, and how he feels it should be compressed. I think it's from a new book of his, so it's not performed live and thus doesn't have any background laughter and such. It's hosted on Carlin's site, so it's safe to download.

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[explodet]

I believe this is taken from one of his old routines which was done live. I couldn't tell you which one, as he's done SO MANY of them.

Carlin rocks. Although there was a time I couldn't listen to him, I got over it and started enjoying his stuff again.

 

[Kuroyume]

It's old and yeah it's funny. XTIANS... LOL

 

[Matlock]

 

[demon]

So I'm waitin in the terminal at the airport and the announcer says it's time to get on the plane. Get on the plane? Fuck you, I'm gettin IN the plane! Harharharharhar

 

[DarthWoo]

Ahh, the message in the other forum was about this book:

 

[Matlock]

Hrm, I guess. Ths same material was in C&G's, though.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Carlin was on Real Time With Bill Maher the other night. Good stuff

 

[KingGondo]

Hilarious, I love Carlin!

 

[GaimeGuy]

 

[Fatalah]

george carlin was on bill maher's show on friday night, and he said something like .....'george bush is the first president ever who has successfully portayed two contradicting images successfully. he's the compassionate conservative bible-thumping man, but he's also a war-president who's vicious and a cowboy. somehow america accepts him as being fully both."