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[NotWii]

Looks like I just woke up in time for the fireworks show!

 

[esbern]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

GOGOGO GAF

 

[fallengorn]

We're going to need more gifs!

Make it so!

 

[Rice-Eater]

MOAR Star Trek gifs NAAAAOOOO

 

[afternoon delight]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

Well, she didn't technically fuck that guy yet, right? They just had some hanky panky at the party?

 

[deadbeef]

Well, she didn't technically fuck that guy yet, right? They just had some hanky panky at the party?

He'll never find out because he confronted her too fast, before gathering enough facts. Also she had time to think up a story.

Also, if she is trying to get back at him because of something he has done, then she'll likely want to hurt him MORE than she was hurt, so it will probably be worse than what he did.

Where's that Chris Rock standup bit on cheating.

 

[Expendable.]

Did you fuck her before or after you kissed her?

Spoiler

I wonder which your girlfriend did first..

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

Face it. You got served, punk bitch. I'd slap you across the face with my dick if I knew where you lived.

 

[afternoon delight]

Spoiler

I wonder which your girlfriend did first..

ohsnap

edit: i wish he'd come back to talk some moar

 

[Kabuki Waq]

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT:



Also, you said yourself you cheated on her:

The fucking like a beast part is what he said he did to HIS gf after he told her he kissed another girl.

 

[Zeke]

wtf we need more updates asshole spill it come on COME ON!!!!

 

[NarcissisticJay]

Face it. You got served, punk bitch. I'd slap you across the face with my dick if I knew where you lived.

BooooooooYah! :lol

 

[hteng]

fucking awesome star trek gifs and epic ownage. MORE GiFS NOW!!

 

[Escape Goat]

so what exactly happened? I lost track of the thread

 

[permutated]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

It is cheating, what are you smoking?

 

[Count Dookkake]

It is cheating, what are you smoking?

After the other night, I'd say he was smoking second-hand pole.

 

[braimuge]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

course its cheating....ur scared u'll get an std cuz of her.....she should be scared cuz she mite get mono from u

if ur swapping bodily fluid...its cheating

 

[TheKingsCrown]

so what exactly happened? I lost track of the thread

Guy posted that his GF cheated on him and he was pissed because he found an e-mail.

GAF discovered that guy posted several months ago that he was sorry he had cheated on his gf and had fucked the shit out of some other girl.

Guy stopped posting in the thread where he expected anger that would support him in his rage against his GF.

Mama Robotnik drops gifs of death.

Guy comes back and says he didn't cheat.

 

[VeritasVierge]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

You're a punk. You know that? YOU said you had cheated yourself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...3#post12037243

You did the right thing. I felt miserable for months after I cheated on my gf.

Pardon my curiousity but anything special happen?

Spoiler

(I didn't steal it, there are a cult of us borrowing it marking his return)

I fucked her like a beast.... and she's not my fiancee anymore, but we are still togheter.

There is no misunderstanding here.



Punk.

Been with the same girl for 4 years.

We are engaged

1 month ago, she went to a party and slept there (it's fine with me... it's at her best friend house)

Yesterday... I spent 120$ (Dark Knight + supper)

This morning .. I found a email (that she wrote this morning) she wrote to a dude that was at the party.

Summary :

- I really enjoyed passing the entire night in your arms
- It was really good when you kissed me in the neck and the back
- Give me a month I will have enough cash to take an appartment for me so you can come see me
- I'm planning to come see you (he lives at 400km) in 2 weeks with my mother car
- I can't wait to sleep in your arm



I call the gf in question 5min after.... She say she wrote that for fun and she has no intention of seeing him again... YEAH RIGHT BIATCH.

She's comming back at 4 from work ... I'm punching her in the face.

 

[shintoki]

Punk.

Really the perfect picture to go with it:lol

 

[yuna55]

He's probably making up with the law school gf so that she can give him advice regarding the legality of pwnage.

God, his wimpy little post got my hopes up for an epic battle. More like epic fail.

 

[Escape Goat]

Guy posted that his GF cheated on him and he was pissed because he found an e-mail.

GAF discovered that guy posted several months ago that he was sorry he had cheated on his gf and had fucked the shit out of some other girl.

Guy stopped posting in the thread where he expected anger that would support him in his rage against his GF.

Mama Robotnik drops gifs of death.

Guy comes back and says he didn't cheat.

Thanks, I love it when you recap.

 

[ScientificNinja]

I don't know what Cereal KiIIer hopes to achieve by coming back in this thread.... he's going to be mauled alive no matter what happens. Still, I want MOAAR.

 

[arena08]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

 

[JimiNutz]

Looks like I missed the comeback.

Cereal KiIIer are you gonna give us any more updates? What went down with the gf? I assume you didn't punch her after all?

 

[Maximilian E.]

Ok I´ll admit.. kid has cojones...
Gutsy move of coming back because the gifs are getting more and more epic and gaffers are really starting to heat up with the remarks...

Mooaaar popcorn please... :lol :lol

 

[LizardKing]

cereal killer, please just update so we can end this and gaf can get over it.

 

[Kinitari]

Maybe I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, but when he said "I fucked her like a beast" I assumed he was talking about his gf - like "I'm so manly, that when she started boohooing, I was all 'Nah bitch!' and sexed her up so good, she stopped bitching about it".

 

[Uncle]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

Kissed like a beast, you mean.

 

[FightyF]

Face it. You got served, punk bitch. I'd slap you across the face with my dick if I knew where you lived.

Holy crap Jason's Ultimatum has a dick! This thread is chock full of surprises!

 

[Nolan.]

You're a punk. You know that? YOU said you had cheated yourself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...3#post12037243






There is no misunderstanding here.



Punk.

I think he probably embellished the story in the other thread for high 5's. Eitherway very silly. Also you shouldn't give someone so much room to think up a story.

 

[travisbickle]

I'm against this "kissing is cheating" thing!

No way is kissing cheating, kissing is a way of finding out if you have feelings for someone or a drunken happening.

Having sex with another girl once is being an "arsehole" and you shouldn't be in a relationship.

Having sex with multiple women once or one girl multiple times is what I define as cheating.

 

[Nolan.]

I'm against this "kissing is cheating" thing!

No way is kissing cheating, kissing is a way of finding out if you have feelings for someone or a drunken happening.

Having sex with another girl once is being an "arsehole" and you shouldn't be in a relationship.

Having sex with multiple women once or one girl multiple times is what I define as cheating.

LO.....L

 

[Maximilian E.]

I'm against this "kissing is cheating" thing!

No way is kissing cheating, kissing is a way of finding out if you have feelings for someone or a drunken happening.

Having sex with another girl once is being an "arsehole" and you shouldn't be in a relationship.

Having sex with multiple women once or one girl multiple times is what I define as cheating.

So if your girlfriend kissed several guys when she is out partying.. (just kiss, nothing more).. you would not consider this to be cheating?

 

[Crayon]

So if your girlfriend kissed several guys when she is out partying.. (just kiss, nothing more).. you would not consider this to be cheating?

I'd consider that punching.

 

[Dever]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

Your Honor, this evidence clearly shows a contradiction in that statement!

I fucked her like a beast.... and she's not my fiancee anymore, but we are still togheter.

Judge: I've never seen this before... What does it say?! ...! Why, this is...!!!!!!

From the very beginning, the key to this case was within our grasp... It was just hidden away in his post history!!

Judge: AAAAAAHHHHH

 

[Maximilian E.]

I'd consider that punching.

hehe...
I just want to test this guy and see how far he can take this definition of cheating...

 

[Maximilian E.]

Your Honor, this evidence clearly shows a contradiction in that statement!



Judge: I've never seen this before... What does it say?! ...! Why, this is...!!!!!!

From the very beginning, the key to this case was within our grasp... It was just hidden away in his post history!!

Judge: AAAAAAHHHHH

hahaha.. I can totally imagine this scenario... damn those are good games :lol :lol

 

[Zenith]

I didn't sleep with another girl. I kissed one, which the "gf" think is cheating.

Your girlfriend only kissed the guy, which apparently you think is cheating.

plus "fucked her rigid" quotes, etc...

 

[eso76]

well, there is indeed a difference between premedited and non premedited.
Maybe he was drunk when he cheated his gf, maybe it all happened oh so quick.
But she carefully planned thing for the future, it seems, which makes it worse.

 

[DJ_Tet]

Maybe I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, but when he said "I fucked her like a beast" I assumed he was talking about his gf - like "I'm so manly, that when she started boohooing, I was all 'Nah bitch!' and sexed her up so good, she stopped bitching about it".

That's how I read it too.


Of course I read the OP as his gf 'kissing and snuggling' with another guy, so who knows.

I want to see all the emails.

 

[NekoFever]

It only loads once even if it appears several times on the same page, that is not the problem.

It is a problem when the browser grinds to a halt every time I scroll past another instance of it.

 

[thesoapster]

Maybe I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, but when he said "I fucked her like a beast" I assumed he was talking about his gf - like "I'm so manly, that when she started boohooing, I was all 'Nah bitch!' and sexed her up so good, she stopped bitching about it".

:lol yeah, that's what I was thinking.

 

[E-phonk]

I'd consider that

Me too. Me too.



Great thread btw

 

[eznark]

OT is awesome.

 

[Damodar]

OT is awesome.

GAF is awesome.

 

[travisbickle]

So if your girlfriend kissed several guys when she is out partying.. (just kiss, nothing more).. you would not consider this to be cheating?

No I wouldn't. I'd question myself why I was dating a girl who'd go around kissing multiple guys at a party (or is it different parties?) but you've taken my statement to the extreme.

In a real scenario where you've been going out with a girl for about 12months, and one night you're at a party, you've been chatting to some girl who you get along with and late in the evening when you're both drunk you kiss; or you've met up with an old female friend and it's all got nostalgic, you end up kissing; or (real situation) you are out with all your friends but you get split up and you and your best mates' girlfriend are walking home together and you end up kissing.

I wouldn't call any of those scenarios cheating, people are human, things happen, and unless you're having a sexual relationship with another woman, or going out on a regular basis and sleeping with different women, you are not, under my classification, cheating.

 

[Maximilian E.]

No I wouldn't. I'd question myself why I was dating a girl who'd go around kissing multiple guys at a party (or is it different parties?) but you've taken my statement to the extreme.

In a real scenario where you've been going out with a girl for about 12months, and one night you're at a party, you've been chatting to some girl who you get along with and late in the evening when you're both drunk you kiss; or you've met up with an old female friend and it's all got nostalgic, you end up kissing; or (real situation) you are out with all your friends but you get split up and you and your best mates' girlfriend are walking home together and you end up kissing.

I wouldn't call any of those scenarios cheating, people are human, things happen, and unless you're having a sexual relationship with another woman, or going out on a regular basis and sleeping with different women, you are not, under my classification, cheating.

As I see it, you take it too easy..
What happened with self control? Nothing just happens.. and if you feel that you want to kiss someother girl or try to pursue the chance of doing this, then you should questions your feelings towards your partner..

Sure, alcohol can "cloud" your judgement a bit but I think its too easy to blame it on alcohol, its like a "safe way" to say "sorry but it was the alcohol, it was not me"...


So from my POV, you are taking this "too easy", like it is the most natural thing..
but if this works for you.. then ok...


EDIT:
About my example.. different parties. Like every time she went out with her friends and she drank alcohol, she would kiss a dude, how would this make you feel? Because hey.. it was the alcohol and not her right?

 

[dskillzhtown]

Looks like GAF might have blown its load prematurely.

Maybe...but there are some lies somewhere in those posts. Like I said before, he was a bit too giddy that his gf was cheating.

 

[mosaic]

This thread makes me wish that Terry Tate, Office Linebacker, was into relationship counseling...

BOOM! "You DON'T go on GAF and bitch about your cheating girlfriend when you admitted to cheating before!!! Get out' here with that humpty bumpy!"