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[Tornado Condor]

Virgin alert.

Virgin alert.

Virgin alert.

Virgin alert.

Virgin alert.

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[A Pretty Panda]

Make it known that you are her density.

This is Heavy.

 

[Kwixotik]

Do you have an unsightly blemish on your face that she could be staring at?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Damn that's a long walk.

Longer on the way back if she says she's reading.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Tell her:

You are my fire
the one desire

 

[Einbroch]

Do you have an unsightly blemish on your face that she could be staring at?

Be nice.

That is his face.

 

[bjork]

If you're the guy in your avatar I'm not surprised it worked.

I'm not the guy in my avatar, but I've had multiple hookups due to introducing girls to hentai. Let that sink in, then stop doubting yourself and go for it.

 

[Gully State]

Call her out for staring at you and if she denies it... Promptly bust out your diagram as proof.. Women love aggressive and confrontational men...

 

[FyreWulff]

Here. Diagram form.

But how will he get through the lasers

 

[Barack Lesnar]

You can't wait a couple weeks. You can get a couple convos in but the window for opportunity is gonna shrink real fast. (That's if she's single)

And if you lock eyes again, wink at her. I'm not joking.

I dont know about the winking, that could come off dorky if the wink isn't done well and it might be a bit creepy. But I'll take the other advice and not wait a couple weeks, probably just after the first two convos, assuming she responds well to them and isn't distant...smiles, laughs, asks me a question (that would be a really good sign, if she actually asks me something and isn't just replying to me).

start holding eye contact with her and smiling instead of darting away. not too long, but don't be afraid of it.

just go up and say hi at some point, some anecdote about class, i'm jeff, what's your name?

cool, are you taking this for your major?

oh, cool. when's your next class, wanna go grab a bite to eat?

something like that.

Thanks all, I'll take the advice. This wasn't a troll or fake, i've never asked for girl advice on gaf before. Please lock the thread if possible.

 

[Skeyser]

You should start by following her around after class, you need to make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend.

 

[Atramental]

 

[Professor Beef]

Be nice.

That is his face.

BOOM

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I swear to God, if you guys get this thread (with so much potential) locked with your girl gifs...

 

[Grakl]

Thanks all, I'll take the advice. This wasn't a troll or fake, i've never asked for girl advice on gaf before. Please lock the thread if possible.

Was every other piece of advice a troll fake?

I swear to God, if you guys get this thread (with so much potential) locked with your girl gifs...

Excellent avatar.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I swear to God, if you guys get this thread (with so much potential) locked with your gifs...

Well he wants it locked himself now.

 

[3N16MA]

I dont know about the winking, that could come off dorky if the wink isn't done well and it might be a bit creepy. But I'll take the other advice and not wait a couple weeks, probably just after the first two convos, assuming she responds well to them and isn't distant...smiles, laughs, asks me a question (that would be a really good sign, if she actually asks me something and isn't just replying to me).


Thanks all, I'll take the advice. This wasn't a troll or fake, i've never asked for girl advice on gaf before. Please lock the thread if possible.

Thread is too good to be locked.

 

[SolarPowered]

No, believe me, she doesn't.

Goddamn I love GAF so much. I have to catch my breath after laughing so hard.

 

[grimshawish]

Can we please not lock this thread? Were going to need updates Heavy.

 

[jaxword]

No, believe me, she doesn't.

Obviously she's staring because her olfactory glands detect a manly man who doesn't bathe (or shave his armpits) and this means she cannot break her gaze due her overwhelming desire to mate with the dominant male of the herd.

 

[Skeyser]

If this get locked you better make a new thread and tell us how it went, OP.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Can we please not lock this thread? Were going to need updates Heavy.

This is true, the result of any advice given is always nice.

 

[Beerman462]

Next time she's looking at you yell "Take picture it'll last longer" and then just stare at her.

 

[Grakl]

OP, you better not actually do nothing.

Spoiler

You probably won't. My faith isn't there.

 

[Exterminieren]

Heavy trying to put the genie back in the bottle.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

you had a booger in your nose

 

[SteeloDMZ]

But how will he get through the lasers

Like Leon in Resident Evil 4:

 

[Pastry]

If this get locked you better make a new thread and tell us how it went, OP.

With another diagram please.

 

[Kibbles]

Are you sure she was looking at you? There's an awful lot of people between.

 

[jerry1594]

Talk to her!!!!! Come on!!

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Excellent avatar.

Back at ya. We need a Muffley.

Well he wants it locked himself now.

Awwww.... but there's so much more that could come.

 

[EightBitNate]

 

[GBONZZZZ]

This thread DELIVERS the lullz

 

[Doctor West]

I can't believe this is a real thread.

 

[double jump]

at work, I had to log in to sub this amazing thread. will read it all when I get home later tonight.

yo gaf I love you never change. haha

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Next time you feel her looking you just need to whip around in your chair and yell "Yo, what the fuck are you looking at?" She'll know you're totally alpha and be like putty in your hands.

 

[Willkiller]

Wait a minute, maybe those other circles and ovals are actually mirrors!

 

[Kibbles]

Make a 3d render of her

 

[BillRiccio]

Heavy this is what you do when she rejects you and rips your heart to shreds

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Dragoon X Omega]

good lord

a kid in blue shirt saying "yeah!" haha perfect timing

 

[TimeEffect]

Follow her after class

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

This thread.....Heavy's wrestling GAF posts......the pics....my god, does this thread deliver.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Was every other piece of advice a troll fake?



Excellent avatar.

No i mean the thread itself not his reply. I'm done and thank you all for the advice, seriously. I feel like it comes to a point in life where you have to start going deep to Moss on every play and not care what people will think. Life will pass you by otherwise.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

No i mean the thread itself not his reply. I'm done and thank you all for the advice, seriously. I feel like it comes to a point in life where you have to start going deep to Moss on every play and not care what people will think. Life will pass you by otherwise.

Except Moss is pretty old.

Make it Mike Wallace, cause then you actually have a chance.

 

[Alebrije]

Maybe you give to her a resemblance of her last boyfriend....

 

[akira28]

C'mon it was in the OP.

This is the flag of NeoGafistan.

 

[panda21]

No i mean the thread itself not his reply. I'm done and thank you all for the advice, seriously. I feel like it comes to a point in life where you have to start going deep to Moss on every play and not care what people will think. Life will pass you by otherwise.

YEAAH that's the spirit. Seriously, just stick at it, even if it doesn't get you the girl straight away it will make you happier and you'll have some fun. Just don't give a fuck and go for it.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Heavy this is what you do when she rejects you and rips your heart to shreds

FUCK

 

[Jeff Albertson]

#hugitout