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[onipex]

I bet this girl is on Facebook or something posting about a creepy guy in class that keeps looking at her.

 

[heliosRAzi]

 

[Canis lupus]

I would feel very uncomfortable, I would go to her and ask her what she's looking at.

 

[Hypereides]

I'll make it simple for you OP.

Talk to her. Small talk if anything. You'll get an idea of what she thinks that way.

 

[Juicy Bob]

This is a very entertaining thread on the NeoGAF.com

 

[Bay Maximus]

Kirby's Avalanche!

That is what this thread is about right?

 

[Timedog]

 

[Dennis]

:O

 

[tearsofash]

Nobody looks at me in class.

We're all focused on learning.

 

[Uncle]

And say ?

You've got a leg. I mean another leg. I'm just saying it's great to see your legs together for once. What I meant, normally I enjoy your legs seperately. But it's great to see them both here. I'm not saying I prefer them seperately, they are better together. They are like a leg team! Believe me, I'm not trying to part your legs. No, not part in the sense, you know... I'm not trying to amputate one! I'm not one of those.... amputators.

 

[Canis lupus]

Genius.

 

[Slayer-33]

Heavy, I have prepared a conversation for you. You shall use this, and it won't fail one bit. Once she hears all this stuff, she will do anything. ANYTHING you want in your perverted little mind.

Go up to her, before or after class, smile a bit. Show lots of teeth when you smile though, this is important. And look deeply into her eyes. Keep showing teeth.
Then you'll say: "Hi!"
And she'll be like, "Hi!"
This is where you go; "I know you.
I know you much better than you think I do. Uuuuhh.
I hope we meet sometime, I'd love to shake your hand and um maybe get a kiss.
Right there, on my face.
And uh I don't know maybe have sex a little bit."

Keep smiling, keep eyecontact, and keep showing teeth during this whole conversation. Then you'll have her in the bag.

Good god lol

And lol @ timedogs gif

 

[Dereck]

I'm in my late 20s

Why did I read this as "I'm in my early 20s"?

Reading comprehension fail. Here's a note: not talking to her is a missed opportunity.

 

[Surface of Me]

Lost it at the second part.

 

[Devolution]

That moon face.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Just opened this thread and had to take some time by myself to recover from laughing at the opening diagram.

 

[Wind's Howling]

did u srsly make a diagram wow

He just did.

GAF just keeps on giving.

 

[Sohter.Nura]

Legendary thread status achieved. Congratulations my good friend!

Anyway, dude, just go talk to her.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I love how the eyes make it seem like they're hate-fucking.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Figured someone would ask this, no it's 100% definitely me. There is no one behind me and my lab partner who sits to the left of me is a girl and the two in front are also girls.

Maybe she's one of those lesbian thingies.

 

[iNvid02]

the fucking moon lol

 

[SpectreFire]

 

[Chuckie]

Nobody looks at me in class.

We're all focused on learning.

Yeah, that's why no one is looking at you.

 

[Gustav]

Legendary.

 

[Dereck]

That's why you sit all the way in the back of the class, dog.

 

[filler]

Run for your life OP, but seriously, you should report her for sexual harassment. She sounds like a real pervert staring you down like that.

 

[tearsofash]

Yeah, that's why no one is looking at you.

Sex is dumb.

 

[SmashN'Grab]

I'm loving the reverse cowgirl.

The little things, they go a long way.

 

[Drencrom]

ok that's hilarious

 

[Nibel]

Holy shit Timedog

/bow

 

[grimshawish]

A new challenger has entered the ring...

 

[Sviatoslav]

So glad I entered this thread. I think Timedog may just have outdone Sunhi. Impressive.

 

[undrtakr900]

Just. Plain. Epic.

Question: How long does something like this take to make?

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

The ending with the girl being a slut is fantastic :lol

 

[Uncle0wnage]

Yea or Nay?

 

[Chuckie]

Yea or Nay?

Well..nay because it was already posted on the first page.


Unless you altered it and I didn't notice it.

Edit: Oh wait you upgraded the visuals.

 

[Lace]

Yea or Nay?

Nay. Don't know why you'd take the time to edit the original, feels like it's trying to hard.

Also, this thread is golden. Thank you NeoGaf for always providing entertainment. Why does anyone ask for advice here always amazes me.

 

[Uncle0wnage]

Nay. Don't know why you'd take the time to edit the original, feels like it's trying to hard.

Also, this thread is golden. Thank you NeoGaf for always providing entertainment. Why does anyone ask for advice here always amazes me.

fair enough.

"Edit: Oh wait you upgraded the visuals."

I wouldn't say upgraded, just an alternative, Mandrake's is still the bomba.

 

[Cindres]

I can't believe there was a diagram with the OP, we didn't even have to ask or anything, oh my god.

EDIT: THAT Gif, oh man, this has been fantastic.

 

[Don'tBeWeird]

Simply amazing.

 

[shira]

Legendary.

Paging Sunhi . . . again

 

[Riggs]

Don't use gaffy like that. Gaffy is mean't to be a helpful nurturing friend.

 

[pottuvoi]

Don't use gaffy like that. Gaffy is mean't to be a helpful nurturing friend.

I'm pretty sure there were some nurturing going on there..

 

[Riggs]

I'm pretty sure there were some nurturing going on there..

Maybe =/ I am pretty much an unmovable object when it comes to gaffy. He stands for something.

Also good job Timedog. To challenge Sunhi, a very dangerous game you are playing.

 

[elkayes]

the reverse cowgirl hat made me laugh.

 

[Misterinenja]

Been crushing at one younger girl (she's 18 don't judge me) for a while.

Actually I really noticed how pretty she is just a few days ago. She started to make my gut tingle but now I'm not gonna see her for a while and I was feeling kinda sad. Then I checked her fb and she likes super shitty music so I'm kinda feeling better about it now.

I'm crazy yeah.

 

[BlazinAm]

I wish Heavy the best of luck with his future endeavors.

.

 

[Chuckie]

OP thinks a girl might be interested in him, but isn't really sure how to handle the situation.

GAF responds with ridicule.

And people wonder why I'm insecure.

But all the advice already has been given.

If he wants to be 'bold': Talk to her
If he wants to be more cautious: Smile to her, see if she smiles back, then talk to her.

What else is there to say? Nothing....so it's gif time

 

[Kiraly]

DID TIMEDOG JUST BEAT SUNHILEGEND AT HIS OWN GAME?!?!?

 

[shira]

DID TIMEDOG JUST BEAT SUNHILEGEND AT HIS OWN GAME?!?!?

The animated GIF game?
you need a sonning.