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Girls are dumb.

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You need a time-out.
 
Oh you probably won't remember me
It's probably ancient history
I'm one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch
I fell too fast, I feel too much
I thought that you might have some advice to give
On how to be insensitive
 
just remain optimistic and murder the ones that break your trust.
 
Oh man, that chick has some nice titties.
 
Spastic Colon said:
Oh you probably won't remember me
It's probably ancient history
I'm one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch
I fell too fast, I feel too much
I thought that you might have some advice to give
On how to be insensitive

OMG!!!!! :lol

If a woman ever sang this song to me, I think I would head straight for the local magistrate for my PFA from her.......
 
Comfort_Eagle said:
Alcohol is your friend, sir.
Yes, but remorse is closer. It's times like these I wish that mind-erasing technology a la Eternal Sunshine was immedialy available. Memories should not be for pain, but joy!
 
therock07 said:
girls dont want to leave me haha
hHAHAHAHAHAahdfhadfhahaLMFAOhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Going through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind

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:lol
 
Bluecondor said:
OMG!!!!! :lol

If a woman ever sang this song to me, I think I would head straight for the local magistrate for my PFA from her.......


If she was smart, she'd then sing:

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you, Don't you, Don't you..."
 
JPRaup said:
this girl wants you to like her

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..... *speechless*

Anyway, go to Montreal. Women will be redeemed in your eyes. Or reduced. Whatever. A conversation I was having at this moment:

Friend says:
lap dances for $10
Friend says:
and get this...
Me says:
wow
Friend says:
YOU CAN TOUCH THE GIRLS
Me says:
hahaha
Friend says:
im serious
Me says:
its like a completely different world
Friend says:
yeah man
 
Poody said:
Who is she? Does she have a website? Anymore pictures/videos?

I believe its christinamodel.com. Its been years since beating my meat to that site.

I stepped in to say that my penis officially endorses Himuro's avatar.
 
Girls are the best thing ever. Nice girls, at least. They're hard to find. But if you do, try your best to make them happy and keep them for yourself. Nothing else will make you happier.

;)
 
Always keep a good girl as your friend. When you're in a bind they can fix the situation by using whatever is in their purse. Like MacGuyver I tell you.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Always keep a good girl as your friend. When you're in a bind they can fix the situation by using whatever is in their purse. Like MacGuyver I tell you.
No, she just plain skipped town with no rhyme or reason. So much for ever having a relationship, now.

Pretty much imagine as hard as you can that you finally meet your ideal girl, and then you find out that there's a whole lot of other cool stuff about her on top of it. Things go dreamily for 4 weeks and then she avoids you like the plague saying "I don't feel good about this. Please please please try to understand." And leaves it at that. With no response to a "why?" at all.

Now, how do you feel about girls?
 
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