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[maquiladora]

Florida....smh

 

[John Kowalski]

Curiously enough it's Denmark that's known for its animal farms.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

you know it very well could have been germany

I guessed Germany

Damn, I guessed Germany.

I see I wasn't the only one.

I honestly thought it was Germany.

Germany? Why that? I thought of Wales and New Zealand.

 

[xkramz]

omg before i opened i figured itll be either florida or ohio

 

[Akuun]

This was FloridaMan as fuck.

 

[Galang]

For whatever reason I was thinking Canada

 

[Gordon Shumway]

The things you've seen... sorry man. Apparently I need to adjust my image of Florida a little bit.

lol..Lots of folks can't get the homeland out of their systems. Seeing a rooster running through the city is pretty common..

 

[Toa TAK]

Germany? Why that? I thought of Wales and New Zealand.

The same reason you thought of Wales and New Zealand of course.

 

[oti]

you know it very well could have been germany

I guessed Germany

Damn, I guessed Germany.

I see I wasn't the only one.

Why though?

 

[sangreal]

Am I the only one that thought the goat was the rapist?

 

[oti]

Am I the only one that thought the goat was the rapist?

Yes

 

[Volimar]

Are there a lot of goats in Florida?

 

[Brannon]

Germany? Why that? I thought of Wales and New Zealand.

But New Zealand is sheep and kiwis, c'mon bruh.

 

[PlatypusDude]

For a minute I thought the title meant he was loose in a petting zoo, but yeah its always Florida.

 

[Alex_Mexico]

And here I was clicking this thread horrified as to who could possibly be labeled the "Greatest Of All Time" rapist on GAF.

Now I'm inexplicably relieved and dissapointed at the same time.

 

[PSqueak]

Animal fucker on the loose!~

Why though?

General guide for G/A/F:

-Wild life death or injury related? Australia
-Disturbing Sex thing? Germany
-General batshit insanity? Florida

However Floridaman has been branching so right now it's safer to always guess Florida, you'll be right most of the time.

 

[maruchan]

I was thinking Montana, their state saying is you know "Montana where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I was thinking Montana, their state saying is you know "Montana where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Must be Toby Flenderson. Convicted rapist.

 

[Transhuman]

Animal fucker on the loose!~



General guide for G/A/F:

-Wild life death or injury related? Australia
-Disturbing Sex thing? Germany
-General batshit insanity? Florida

However Floridaman has been branching so right now it's safer to always guess Florida, you'll be right most of the time.

Pretty racist bro.

 

[PSqueak]

Pretty racist bro.

I didn't come up with it, im just listing the general feeling of this community (check previous G/A/F thread, there is always someone who describes these guidelines), i personally always guess florida due to florida man's recent streak.

 

[Brofield]

Definitely thought Florida.

Christ though, that line about them being "swollen"...I think I'm gonna be ill...

 

[injurai]

I guessed New Zealand, but thats sheep init.

 

[LaserBuddha]

oh an "unfortuante" oral sex loophole.

Influence of the peanut butter lobby.

 

[Eyeron]

How can one resist?

https://youtu.be/_reps5BBHTs

 

[oti]

Animal fucker on the loose!~



General guide for G/A/F:

-Wild life death or injury related? Australia
-Disturbing Sex thing? Germany
-General batshit insanity? Florida

However Floridaman has been branching so right now it's safer to always guess Florida, you'll be right most of the time.

I know that, I just can't remember a single incident of a G/AF thread ending up being in Germany.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

 

[brandonh83]

I live close to Caryville.

I believe this news report.

 

[Morat]

Oh Florida, you are a neverending source of wonder

 

[Tesseract]

what the fuck, i want that nervous system

 

[John Kowalski]

what the fuck, i want that nervous system

it's the goat nervous system

 

[Ferrio]

Nutted but she's still sucking?

 

[Horse Detective]

Nutted but she's still sucking?

Oh my god

 

[NoblesseOblige]

What is wrong with me, I started to read the title about 3 times, always starting with Greatest of all time. I just didn't want to accept the reality i guess.

Thought the same thing after reading the title multiple times. I thought it was a typo for GOAT Rapper.

 

[sphinx]

Chupaca-bro

I am dying, this thread has already delivered in 2 pages.

 

[Red Hood]

What if the goat enjoyed it?

#thinkaboutit

 

[shaowebb]

El Chupacabrapist?

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Come on guys lately it's been Florida every single time, god damnit Florida.

 

[PSqueak]

El Chupacabrapist?

Well, they did say there was an oral sex loophole...

 

[TheGrue]

I guessed Florida!!!!

 

[Santiako]

Chupaca-bro

El Chupacabrapist?

Chupacabra already means goatsucker, no need to add a spin to it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Anyone else read it as "GOAT rapist"?

someone comin' for Cosby's crown

 

[BlackGoku03]

I read the title as "Greatest of All Time Rapper is loose!"


I was thinking, "what the hell?"

 

[UltraGunner]

I was gonna go with New Zealand until I remembered that they ploughed sheep (or was it Australia that are the sheep ploughers?)

 

[Wilsongt]

I would have guessed Georgia.

 

[Hydrus]

Sex with an animal only became a misdemeanor in Florida in 2011, but the law still has an unfortunate oral sex loophole. A bill that would have made it a felony failed in 2008 because goat fuckers are just as big a voting bloc there as you’d think

Man, This still gets me. So what exactly is the punishment for this kinda crime? Like jail time or just fines?

 

[Dishy]

Why though?

I bet they thought it was one of those "uncivilized and barbaric" refugees again...

Or maybe, Germany is famous for that, lol idk

 

[Dixon's Jet]

Guessed Florida of course.

 

[HardRojo]

Thought the same damn thing!

Same here, I was like why the fuck would you rank rapists this way? That's insane, then I read the OP...

 

[Jenenser]

ok

you know it very well could have been germany

my first tought was germany.