I'm from Birmingham, but more Sutton Coldfield way. Close to where Roger Moore is from
No one believes I'm from there either because I don't have the stereotype accent, which is actually more of a Black Country, Dudley accent.
And yeah we can't understand them either, fucking "yow am ya"
speak fucking English you twat.!
Black country also speaks slower whereas we don't, my sisters boyfriend from the US can actually understand me but has trouble in the city areas where you got people from outskirts coming in to work
If I was to describe it I'd probably say it's the topical English accent but not as posh and more neutral.
But there's a lot of out of town people with strong accents that tarnish us all.