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[heavy liquid]

There's a local church by my house that has a sign up that I never noticed before.

I'm sure it's been up for a while, but I probably never noticed because I don't drive by it much, and when I do, it's usually after dark.

I thought this little map was pretty funny when I first saw it, but now it's kind of sad because it's actually true. It's worth noting that I live in "The United States of Canada", so I can only assume it's even worse down in "Jesusland".

 

[Azih]

Burn Bush, hrm, you know as ideas go...

 

[StoOgE]

I have a bumper sticker on my truck that says "Last time people listened to a Bush they wound up wandering in the desert for a 100 years"

 

[MIMIC]

I have a bumper sticker on my truck that says "Last time people listened to a Bush they wound up wandering in the desert for a 100 years"

:lol

 

[Outdoor Miner]

I have a bumper sticker on my truck that says "Last time people listened to a Bush they wound up wandering in the desert for a 100 years"

:lol

 

[olimario]

and ended up in a better place eventually.
oh... we can't tell the whole story, can we?

 

[karasu]

where are they now

 

[Kon Tiki]

where are they now

Dead.

 

[StoOgE]

and ended up in a better place eventually.
oh... we can't tell the whole story, can we?

Its a fucking joke. Jesus.

I mean, if you want to tell the whole story they eventuallly wound up getting killed by Hitler, Stalin and are currently involved in a war over who should control their homeland. but that isnt really the point of the bumper sticker is it.. its supposed to just be amusing.

 

[Santo]

and ended up in a better place eventually.
oh... we can't tell the whole story, can we?

Jews in a better place? Haha, good one.

 

[Socreges]

What are you talking about! Palestine is PARADISE!

 

[Jim Bowie]

Yeah, and Mary "Kerryied" the baby Jesus in her stomach to Bethlahem. What's the point?

 

[Triumph]

Oligario, doesn't your cult hate Jewish people?

 

[Mercury Fred]

and ended up in a better place eventually.
oh... we can't tell the whole story, can we?

:lol
Awesome. Thank you Olimario. Your posts only improve as time goes on

 

[The Shadow]

Oligario, doesn't your cult hate Jewish people?

And fat people. Don't forget fat people.

 

[Triumph]

And fat people. Don't forget fat people.

As a fat Jew, I'm offended. But then I already didn't like Oligario so I suppose it's no great loss.

 

[etiolate]

Maybe they really want to burn Bush alive?

 

[Fresh Prince]

So wait it's GOP Jesus/John 2008?

 

[Triumph]

Jesus was a liberal jew that hung out with prostitutes and lepers. He advocated a form of communism. I doubt highly he would run as a soul sucking, money grubbing, shit flinging, mouth breathing republican.

But hey, I'm a Jewish Buddhist. What do I know?

 

[etiolate]

 

[Banjo Tango]

Jesus was a liberal jew that hung out with prostitutes and lepers. He advocated a form of communism.

 

[The Prime Director]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Che]

Jesus was a liberal jew that hung out with prostitutes and lepers. He advocated a form of communism. I doubt highly he would run as a soul sucking, money grubbing, shit flinging, mouth breathing republican.

But hey, I'm a Jewish Buddhist. What do I know?

:lol:lol I can't stop laughing!

 

[geogaddi]

Proverbs 9:12
If you are wise, your wisdom will reward you; if you are a mocker, you alone will suffer.

 

[tenchir]

:lol

 

[NohWun]

Well, it's true: Bush is burning; as in "Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!"

 

[Shinobi]

:lol Even as a Christian, this thread cracks me up.