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[Teflar]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/rnr/55260886.html

With the overwhelming electoral mandate that Republicans received in 2004, it's clear that you were able to convince your liberal friends to see the light and vote Republican. Complete their transition to the GOP by turning in their liberal "handbooks" at the rally! Bring books by authors such as Al Franken, Michael Moore, Bill Clinton - even Jon Stewart. In true liberal fashion, we'll be sure to recycle these materials (in the bonfire - ha ha)!

I know this is a liberal board and I don't mean to stir the pot or anything, but WTF??

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Sieg Heil!

 

[Teflar]

Seriously. I wish I was still in DC. Anyone wanna hand out arm bands to the attendees for me?

Thinking about it tho.. If they're burning liberal books, they had to get the books somewhere... which means most of them will have been bought.. which means more sales for liberal books.. which means more money for liberal authors.. which means more liberal books!! Liberals +1, GOP pwned

 

[tedtropy]

Dude, did you ever think that resizing a 255KB graphic down to an avatar might be a bad idea? There are these things called graphic editing programs and there are these other things called dial-up users, who are presently amassing outside your front door TO DESTROY YOU!!11!

 

[Miburou]

Dial-up users? What's that?

 

[tedtropy]

Dial-up users? What's that?

A tribe of nomadic fanatical Internet forum lurkers who cling to their external 56K modems, for fear that upgrading to cable will allow the government to download their souls. Also me whenever I'm unfortunate enough not to be at work. Damn you Time Warner, damn your asses!

 

[Teflar]

Is that better, you smamry bastard?

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Dial-up users? What's that?

...That would be me.

 

[tedtropy]

Is that better, you smamry bastard?

See, was that so hard?

 

[Triumph]

Only if we're burning the Bible.