Chony said:So his sister drags me up stairs, and I do very bad things to her of which I have very little recolection.
Eminem said:sigh....was i not the original mentioner of the socket wrench? like i said, just make sure it's fresh out of the freezer.
ElyrionX said:What's with the freezer bit?
Eric-GCA said:I think in another thread someone dared me to rail against the evil's of alcoholism. I believe this thread on its own does a better job of doing that.
in the fight if you can get behind him get him in a sleeper hold
left forearm under his throat with your left hand locking into the pit of your right elbow then with your right arm press his head down and into your forearm as hard as possiblle he will pass out in seconds release it if you want to, otherwise youll kill him, or not. its up to you
That's why i was thinking. At the point where you have to be dragged, up stairs no less, your coordination is so far gone to make any attempts at trying anything comical.Vark said:wait, wait, wait...
you were drunk enough to not remember anything... and you apparently 'did stuff to his sister'.
I hate to be the voice of reason, but if a drunk person is making advances at you, its a matter of pushing them away and pointing to something shiny to distract their attention. Seriously, sexual functions are impared at higher levels of intoxication, somethings up, and it wasn't you.
Error Macro said:'Cause cold ratchets are the best. It's almost like sticking your hand in ice and then masturbating.
eggplant said:I wish centuryon would go back to posting his cute, but sad stories like he used to do
Boogie said:Wait, Chony is centuryon?!
HalfPastNoon said:no, ERIC-GCA is.
IAWTPMejilan said:"And he was never heard from again..."