The nominations were announced today for the 58th Grammy Awards. I hope you like Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar, because the voters sure do. Did they both get nominated for Album of the year? Yup. Did they both pick up numerous nominations in their genre fields? Of course. Did the song they did together get nominated? Duh. A quick refresher for the more complicated rules:
* The difference between Song of the Year and Record of the Year is something only Grammy voters know. There might be something about writing in there, but scientists aren't entirely sure.
Record is for the recording and is given to the producers and the artist, Song is given for songwriting.
* The eligibilty rules for Best New Artist are, and this is a direct quote from the Grammy handbook: "Whatever the heck we feel like in any given year."
Artists are eligible after they release their first album to get mainstream attention.
* The eligibility period is October 1st to September 30th. Hence no Adele.
The biggies:
Album of the Year:
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
Taylor Swift - 1989
Alabama Shakes - Sound & Color
Chris Stapleton - Traveller
The Weeknd - Beauty Behind The Madness
Record of the Year
Really Love - D'Anglelo and the Vanguard
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd
Song of the Year
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
Alright - Kendrick Lamar
Girl Crush - Little Big Town
See You Again - Wiz Khalifa Featuring Charlie Puth
Best New Artist
Courtney Barnett
James Bay
Sam Hunt
Tori Kelly
Meghan Trainor
Well it's a lot like Scorcese winning his first Oscar for The Departed. It's about damn time, but not exactly the project you want him to be best known for.
Grammys is 4 years late to The Weeknd. BBTM is really disappointing compared to House of Balloons and the other two mixtapes. At least it's better than Kiss Land.
Father John Misty's only nomination is in the 'BEST BOXED OR SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION PACKAGE' category. The packaging for this vinyl set had a defect that warped all vinyls and a product recall was initiated. Of all the categories I Love You, Honeybear should have been nominated in, why this one?
Father John Misty's only nomination is in the 'BEST BOXED OR SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION PACKAGE' category. The packaging for this vinyl set had a defect that warped all releases and a product recall was initiated. Of all the categories I Love You, Honeybear should have been nominated in, why this one?
At least Kendrick's getting the respect he deserves. I still remember how he got robbed by losing to that fucking Macklemore album. Also how did All Day get nominated for best rap song
Why was Sufjan Stevens completely snubbed though? I don't like that. Hopefully Bjork could get her first Grammy with Vulnicura since a win for her is long overdue.
I also noticed that the new One Direction and Justin Beiber albums missed the cutoff and won't be eligible until 2017.
I hope their insufferable fandoms prepare for the inevitability of Adele cleaning house again. She wakes up in the morning, goes to the bathroom and shits out Grammys and platinum records.