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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas pre-release jerk off thread

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acklame

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I can't believe it's coming so soon, tuesday is only 3 days away!

So when will you guys pick up your copy?
And what's the first thing you'll do in your game?

Personallly I can't play it till next weekend, but I'll just drool at the box in the mean time.
 
"So when will you guys pick up your copy?"

Monday night.

"And what's the first thing you'll do in your game?"

Find water and dive in.
 

Barnimal

Banned
the non hype for this game is kinda eerie. i'm renting it. VCs city layout kinda left a bad taste in my mouth after the supreme layout of liberty city. If san andreas is built for chaos, then i'll buy. a looming xbox version makes it hard though.
 

belgurdo

Banned
Barnimal said:
the non hype for this game is kinda eerie. i'm renting it. VCs city layout kinda left a bad taste in my mouth after the supreme layout of liberty city. If san andreas is built for chaos, then i'll buy. a looming xbox version makes it hard though.

GTA doesn't need hype. It's earned its props already
 

Mrbob

Member
You can finally swim?

Barnimal said:
the non hype for this game is kinda eerie. i'm renting it. VCs city layout kinda left a bad taste in my mouth after the supreme layout of liberty city. If san andreas is built for chaos, then i'll buy. a looming xbox version makes it hard though.

Wait till Tuesday. Whenever info is tight it is hard to hype a game. Please to a degree we already know what to expect. This should be the biggest, baddst GTA of them all. In contrast, it's amazing how much hype Halo 2 has received considering how little we know about it. Really an exception.
 

Kon Tiki

Banned
acklame said:
GTA:A? Grand Theft Auto: Anal? Grand Theft Auto: Ass?

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Mrbob

Member
I was watching the Screen Savers last night (Not as good with the old cast but still halfway decent. Almost too angsty now but better than nothing.) and I saw a commercial where TechTV is gonna be GTA TV on Tuesday. All programs will be GTA related?? I dunno. Not exactly sure what it all entails.
 

mashoutposse

Ante Up
Anyonw know if there are going to be a lot more pedestrians on the streets this time around? GTA3 was excellent in this regard (VC dropped the ball here).
 
mashoutposse said:
Anyonw know if there are going to be a lot more pedestrians on the streets this time around? GTA3 was excellent in this regard (VC dropped the ball here).

Prepare to be let down with San Andreas. There's a lot less traffic this time, but it depends on the time of the day. There's a lot more at 7:00 PM than at the beginning of the game.

does anyone know if they took out the exploit where you can tap "X" forever and keep sprinting?

It's part of the controls now. It's a new ability.
 

TekunoRobby

Tag of Excellence
"So when will you guys pick up your copy?"
Monday at 7pm.

"And what's the first thing you'll do in your game?"
Make my character look like Steve Urkel.
 

mashoutposse

Ante Up
Littleberu said:
Prepare to be let down with San Andreas. There's a lot less traffic this time, but it depends on the time of the day. There's a lot more at 7:00 PM than at the beginning of the game.

Damn :( The riot code was a blast in GTA3 for that very reason.
 

Mrbob

Member
Littleberu said:
Prepare to be let down with San Andreas. There's a lot less traffic this time, but it depends on the time of the day. There's a lot more at 7:00 PM than at the beginning of the game.

Ahh so that is how they made the animation better and got the framerate higher.
 
Mrbob said:
Ahh so that is how they made the animation better and got the framerate higher.

Yep. But it depends really. From what I've read about it, there are very crowded place in Los Santos, but also very deserted area.

And people aren't in Los Venturas yet, so we'll have to wait. But the odds are that it's a lot more crowded.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Littleberu said:
Yep. But it depends really. From what I've read about it, there are very crowded place in Los Santos, but also very deserted area.

And people aren't in Los Venturas yet, so we'll have to wait. But the odds are that it's a lot more crowded.


Sounds like the game is grounded with a bit more reality this time.
 
acklame said:
do you start off in LA?
can you go to SF immediately or do you have to do missions and stuff

You can, but you'll be chased down by police. A lot of them. You start in Los Santos, which is like Los Angeles. Then you go to San Fierro.
 

Ranger X

Member
Littleberu said:
The first thing I'll do, or I'll try to do, is find that damn Combine Harvester and drive on some Hippies.

Holy shit, totally forgot about this one! I wanna take that thing in a crowdy street and watch the arms and legs fly off everywhere in the screen! lol
 
Wyzdom said:
Holy shit, totally forgot about this one! I wanna take that thing in a crowdy street and watch the arms and legs fly off everywhere in the screen! lol

Or better : Jump off Mount Chilliad with the BMX. Oh god.
 

Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
Picking mine up Monday, if all works out.

First thing I'll do, drive to the Beach and try out a dance competition mini-game.

This'll be the only game I purchase this season. Heck, it should last me well into the spring. No other franchise gives you so much bang for the buck.
 

Ranger X

Member
Littleberu said:
Or better : Jump off Mount Chilliad with the BMX. Oh god.

Mount Chilliad is going to be my favorite place i'm sure. SO MANY things you can trow down...
Imagine also to look at those big 20 wheels trucks smashing down the mountain hmmm...
 
[image showed how to pimp your ride... but I can't show it... because it's from the leak... and it's bad for the board... or something like that...]

Awesome, really.
 
bishoptl said:
*ahem* where did you get that photo, Littleberu?

Dunno. Gamefaqs. Or maybe it was mIRC... Not mine anyway. Why?

And cmon, game's out in 2 days!

Edit : OH ok, I can't post screens of San Andreas? But I can post Famitsu scan and such? BAH!! :p I'll edit my post then.
 

Nameless

Member
I've made myself oblivious to any of the soundtrack information on purpose, so the first thing I will do is cruise around listenign to music, and see all the crazy 'going-ons".
 

acklame

Member
Littleberu cancelled?!?!!

how come everyone is getting their copy on monday :| I called gamestop and they said tuesday....
 

Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
acklame said:
Littleberu cancelled?!?!!

how come everyone is getting their copy on monday :| I called gamestop and they said tuesday....

I guess it varries by location. My Gamestop confirmed Monday.
 

acklame

Member
Master Sounds

DJ: Johnny "The Love Giant" Parkinson

The world's smallest giant, Johnny Parkinson, takes you on a musical, spiritual and sexual journey with a sound track of nonstop classics. The giants of soul, rare groove and just a little classic funk, hosted by the giant himself. Remember, height is not a number.


Charles Wright - Express Yourself
Maceo And The Macks - Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)
Harlem Underground Band - Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba
The Chakachas - Jungle Fever
Bob James - Nautilus
Booker T And The MGs - Green Onions
The Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park
Bobby Byrd - Hot Pants
Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul
James Brown - Funky President
James Brown - The Payback
Lyn Collins - Think About It
Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again And Again
Maceo And The Macks - Soul Power 74
The JBs - Grunt
War - Low Rider
Gloria Jones - Tainted Love
Sir Joe Quarterman - So Much Trouble In My Mind





Playback

DJ: Forth Right MC

The mouthiest man in hip-hop, Forth Right MC, brings real hip-hop to the left coast. East Coast sensibilities and Forth Right's unique brand of conspiracy theory lead you in a historic lesson.


Kool G - Road To The Riches
Big Daddy Kane - Warm It Up Kane
Spoonie G - The Godfather
Masta Ace - Me And The Biz
Slick Rick - Children's Story
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
Eric B And Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
Rob Base And DJ EZ Rock - It Takes Two
Gang Starr - BYS
Biz Markie - The Vapours
Brand Nubian - Brand Nubian
Ultramagnetic MCs - Critical Breakdown





Bounce FM

DJ: The Funktipus

The indescribable Funktipus plays the indefinable funk. The sound that has had Los Santos partying for twenty years is now on 'The Party', on Bounce FM. The Funktipus will open your eyes to what is really happening out there.


Zapp - I Can Make You Dance
Kool And The Gang - Hollywood Swinging
Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster
Rick James - Cold Blooded
Maze - Twilight
Fat Back - Yum Yum
Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets
Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock
Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage
George Clinton - Loopzilla
Dazz Band - Let It Whip
Cameo - Candy
Ohio Players - Funky Worm
MFSB - Love Is The Message
Johnny Harris - Odyssey
Roy Ayers - Running Away
The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me





K-DST

DJ: Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith

Tommy Smith, formerly with 1970s progressive rock act, Crystal Ship, has now taken up residence on the home of driving rock radio. K-DST 'The Dust' plays non-stop classic rock and roll.


Foghat - Slow Ride
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Heart - Barracuda
Kiss - Strutter
Toto - Hold The Line
Rod Stewart - Young Turks
Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream
Joe Cocker - Woman To Woman
Humble Pie - Get Down To It
Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind Of Wonderful
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
America - A Horse With No Name
The Who - Experience Front
Boston - Smokin'
David Bowie - Someone Up There Likes Me
Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise
Billy Idol - White Wedding





K-Jah Radio West

DJ: Marshall Peters & Johnny Lawton

From JA to SA. The legendary Marshall Law sound system has moved from Kingston to San Andreas, bringing with them the best in dancehall, raga, reggae and dub. It's one love as Peters and Lawton argue about everything.


Black Harmony - Don't Let It Go To Your Head
Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell
Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed
Buju Banton - Batty Rider
Augustus Pablo - King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown
Dennis Brown - Revolution
Willie William - Armagideon Time
I Roy - Sidewalk Killer
Toots And The Maytals - Funky Kingston
Dillinger - Cocaine In My Brain
The Maytals - Pressure Drop
The Pliars - Bam Bam
Barrington Levy - Here I Come
Reggie Stepper - Drum Pan Sound
Black Uhuru - Great Train Robbery
Max Romeo And The Upsetters - Chase The Devil





CSR

DJ: Philip "PM" Michaels

Chart topping and club friendly hits, brought to you by Philip "PM" Michaels, entertainer. New Jack Swing and modern soul from today's hottest acts. Where soul meets preppy. Philip is also available for weddings, funerals and Bar Mitzvahs.


SWV - I'm So Into You
Soul II Soul - Keep On Movin
Samuelle - So You Like What You See
En Vogue - My Lovin'
Johnny Gill - Rub You The Right Way
Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity
Guy - Groove Me
Aaron Hall - Don't Be Afraid
Boyz II Men - Motown Philly
Bell Biv Devoe - Poison
Today - I Got The Feeling
Wrecks 'n' Effect - New Jack Swing
Bobby Brown - Don't Be Cruel






Radio:X

DJ: Sage

Finally, there IS an alternative. The home of Modern Rock. This is a revolution. Guitars, nihilistic hedonism, and telling the elder generation to go screw themselves. Nobody has done this before. We are original thinkers. We are free. Sage leads the navel grazing; she is a remarkable talent.


Helmet - Unsung
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
Danzig - Mother
Living Colour - Cult Of Personality
Primal Scream - Movin' On Up
Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle
L7 - Pretend We're Dead
Ozzy Ozbourne - Hellraiser
Soundgarden - Rusty Cage
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold
Alice In Chains - Them Bones
Stone Temple Pilots - Plush





K-Rose

DJ: Mary-Beth Maybell

A broken heart never sounded so good. Country and western music broadcast from Bone County across the whole state of San Andreas. All of the biggest artists, all of the best music. With the Widow Queen of the Prarie, Mary-Beth Maybell.


Jerry Reed - Amos Moses
Conway Twitty And Lorretta Lynn - Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man
Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin'
Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts
Asleep At The Wheel - The Letter That Johnny Walker Read
The Desert Rose Band - One Step Forward
Willie Nelson - Crazy
Patsy Cline - Three Cigarettes In The Ashtray
Mickey Gilley - Make The World Go Away
Ed Bruce - Mamma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
Merle Haggard - Always Wanting You
Whitey Shafer - All My Exes Live In Texas
Eddie Rabbit - I Love A Rainy Night
Statler Brothers - New York City
Statler Brothers - Bed Of Roses






Radio Los Santos

DJ: Julio G

Julio G breaks the sound of the streets. This is the West Coast taking over.


Too Short - The Ghetto
2 Pac - I Don't Give A F**k
Compton's Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under
Dr Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang
Dr Dre - F**k Wit Dre Day
Dr Dre - Deep Cover
Kid Frost - La Raza
Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man
The Doc - It's Funky Enough
NWA - Alwayz Into Something
NWA - Express Yourself
Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
Ice Cube - Check Yo Self
Easy E - Easy-Er Said Than Done
Above The Law - Murder Rap
Da Lench Mob - Guerrillas In Tha Mist





SF-UR

DJ: Hans Oberlander

Quality house music, from deep in the underground, brought to you by an excitable German. This is music for people in the know.


Jomanda - Make My Body Rock
808 State - Pacific
The Todd Terry Project - Weekend
NightWriters - Let The Music Use You
Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body
Maurice - This Is Acid
Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It?
A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray
Cultural Vibe - Ma Foom Bey
Ce Ce Rogers - Someday
Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend
Frankie Knuckles - Your Love
Joe Smooth - Promised Land
28th Street Crew - I Need A Rhythm
Raze - Break 4 Love
Fallout - The Morning After
 

evil ways

Member
So when will you guys pick up your copy?

Monday night

And what's the first thing you'll do in your game?

Pick a fight with some hobo.
 
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