GTA 6 is COOKED (Synthetic Man warning)

Don't see a point in watching especulation content about a game that is a year away.

When it comes out we will know for sure how the game is. Until then, everything else is people talking shit.
 
PlayStaytion said:
The review era where these types of contents made sense is over. I'd rather buy half the store dirt cheap than making s content that serves no one.
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It's really gotten bad. Especially in the past 5 years or so. 10 years ago it felt like every youtube content creator was actually trying to make content. Now it's just bait and attention.
 
MiguelItUp said:
Haha, fair.

I'm honestly just really unsure if the game is going to meet people's expectations, much like so many other previous games that have been in development for extremely long periods.
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I don't care either way. Couldn't care less about GTA these days. IMO the series peaked with San Andreas. Everything after has been meh.
 
Kacho said:
I don't care either way. Couldn't care less about GTA these days. IMO the series peaked with San Andreas. Everything after has been meh.
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Yeah, that's where I'm at. You're not wrong! I enjoyed IV and V for what they were, but even from gameplay mechanics, details, etc. It's really hard to conceptualize what else they could do that hasn't been done already. At least in ways that will wow their fans/players. I'm sure there are some things, but I just don't see it being anything making the entire experience standout vastly.
 
MiguelItUp said:
It's really gotten bad. Especially in the past 5 years or so. 10 years ago it felt like every youtube content creator was actually trying to make content. Now it's just bait and attention.
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Yup, those youtubers to me feels educated with a college degree at what they do Like Maximillian Dood, Happy Console Gamer, MetalJesusRocks, Mystic. Every time I click a video I knew there's something for me valuable and not just another video.
 
PlayStaytion said:
Yup, those youtubers to me feels educated with a college degree at what they do Like Maximillian Dood, Happy Console Gamer, MetalJesusRocks, Mystic. Every time I click a video I knew there's something for me valuable and not just another video.
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At least they stick out like a sore thumb. You can look at a thumbnail and the title of a video and typically know if the creator is worth a click or not. SOOOOO much is just regurgitated churn and burn content, lol.
 
If he's going to speculate about games that aren't even out then I'm going to speculate that the clip of him deepthroating that dildo was actually him.
 
The dude on the video was Ex-Eurogaymer. he made a video about how Valve was not diverse or something like that.

Also the "synthetic man" talked about the adam´s apple in that... woman? But the ex-Eurogamer dude and the other dude with the Middle East scarf dont have a visible adam´s apple. Are they women?

The issue with unionization within the gaming industry is that it is being pushed by the wrong people, and in turn, they are actually doing a disservice to everyone else; they are the worst allies.
 
In hyphothetical scenario i will gladly wait till 2028 for proper based old style gta6 than get woke unpolished gta6 may 2026 or even nov 2026 so fk it, let them cook- i will likely play it on pc or ps6 anyways :P
 
Montauk said:
Imagine posting a Synthetic Man video.

Don't tell me this moronic rage bait merchant is popular here.
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Loomy said:
Check out Synthetic Man's youtube channel. There's not a single positive video about any game. Do these people even like video games?
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Lokaum D+ said:
No, he is one of those "every game is woke and trash", even Warhammer 40k may be woke to him.
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Madflavor said:
So worse than I thought then.
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The sad thing is that he didn't used to be like this. I used to be a follower of his before he changed into a ragebait clickbaiter.

He used to do really good in-depth analysis of games he played and would give solid reasoning as to why it's good game design or bad game design. Sometimes those opinions went against the grain, like his analysis of Elden Ring. He would even recommend an unknown indie game at the end of some of his videos to encourage people to try new experiences.

It was good critique. Post-covid he just does woke-fishing all the time to find the smallest things to complain about, regardless of game quality. I guess that content pays the bills but it just feels like such a waste of potential.
 
March Climber said:
The sad thing is that he didn't used to be like this. I used to be a follower of his before he changed into a ragebait clickbaiter.

He used to do really good in-depth analysis of games he played and would give solid reasoning as to why it's good game design or bad game design. Sometimes those opinions went against the grain, like his analysis of Elden Ring. He would even recommend an unknown indie game at the end of some of his videos to encourage people to try new experiences.

It was good critique. Post-covid he just does woke-fishing all the time to find the smallest things to complain about, regardless of game quality. I guess that content pays the bills but it just feels like such a waste of potential.
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Yeah, it's unfortunate that it happened to so many, I guess it's extremely tempting, especially when you notice a decline in views. Or you just observe it as an easier way to get more. There was one point where I used to dig Screw Attack quite a bit many moons ago, it's wild what's become of Stuttering Craig, lmao.
 
El Hee-Ho said:
Synthetic Man... isn't this that dude that got caught gooning with 3 monitors and at least double the dildos?
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Why would anyone know this info? Why do YOU know this info?

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ChorizoPicozo said:
The dude on the video was Ex-Eurogaymer. he made a video about how Valve was not diverse or something like that.

Also the "synthetic man" talked about the adam´s apple in that... woman? But the ex-Eurogamer dude and the other dude with the Middle East scarf dont have a visible adam´s apple. Are they women?

The issue with unionization within the gaming industry is that it is being pushed by the wrong people, and in turn, they are actually doing a disservice to everyone else; they are the worst allies.
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Adam's Apple a woman?
 
Developers get fired all the time. The fact this batch of 30 led to mass protests is evidence that they were the wokest of cunts. These guys are like a dog with a bone.
 
Loomy said:
Check out Synthetic Man's youtube channel. There's not a single positive video about any game. Do these people even like video games?
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SM is VERY MUCH Dark Grey pilled about the industry. lol

I like some of his stuff.
 
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GTA has always just been programmed in Scotland before, which makes it easier to satirise all parts of the US. Spreading it around this time has to have caused some issues you'd think - hopefully not in the end product though.

That's a weird format to the youtube video though - play, pause, sneer, play, pause, sneer. Presumably I've just missed out and there are billions of these.
 
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Pretty sure it'll be just fine.

You can play whatever the story is or just cause a bunch of mayhem both in single player and online.

That's what GTA really is.
 
"Makes thread with specific Synthetic Man warning -> People still click thread and rage post over Synthetic Man". 🥴

That being said I do think that Synth is a bit of a lolcow. But he does have his moments and I still prefer him over the vast majority of actual "game journalists" and shilltubers.
Also while GTA6 will sell an insane amount of copies I don't think it will be very good.
 
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There is too many people grifting with everything is either cooked or collapsing and produce the content daily to just capture viewers. If you just look at their history you can see they repeat and grossly exaggerate any snippet they get.
 
The second trailer made a point to show off Lucia's sex appeal. That doesn't seem very woke to me. Dan Houser absence might affect things but it will still be classic GTA.
 
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