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Guy Who Found Finger In Custard = Jackass

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DarthWoo

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/06/finger.fight.ap/index.html

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- To a dessert shop customer, the severed fingertip found in a pint of frozen custard could be worth big dollars in a potential lawsuit. To the shop worker who lost it, the value is far more than monetary.

But Clarence Stowers still has the digit, refusing to return the evidence so it could be reattached. And now it's too late for doctors to do anything for 23-year-old Brandon Fizer.

"I'm not saying who has it, but somebody has it," Stowers said this week in a telephone interview, refusing to let on where the fingertip is now.

Soon after Stowers found the finger in a mouthful of chocolate soft-serve he bought Sunday at Kohl's Frozen Custard in Wilmington, he put it in his freezer at home, taking it out only occasionally to show to television cameras.

He refused to give it to the shop's owner, and refused to give it to a doctor who was treating Fizer, who accidentally stuck his hand in a mixing machine and had his right index finger lopped off at the first knuckle.

Medical experts say an attempt to reattach a severed finger can generally be made within six hours.

But according to the shop's management, Stowers wouldn't give it back when he was in the store 30 minutes after the accident.

"The general manager attempted to retrieve it and rush it to the hospital," reads a statement posted Thursday on Kohl's Web site. "Unfortunately, the customer refused to give it to her and declared that he would be calling the TV stations and an attorney as he exited the store."

Officials at Cape Fear Hospital said their efforts to retrieve the finger also failed.

Dr. James Larson, director of emergency medicine for UNC Hospitals, who was not involved in the case, said once Stowers took the finger home and froze it, it was too late to even try for reattachment.

"You can't freeze it. It kills the cells," Larson said.

The doctor said the best way to preserve a severed limb is to wrap it in saline-soaked gauze, place it in a plastic bag and store that in ice water.

Stowers' attorney, Lee Andrews of Greensboro, wouldn't say if a lawsuit against Kohl's is planned, saying he needed "to get some more facts."

But Andrews said his client is concerned about possible disease in the fingertip and kept it because he wanted someone to test it for "all the diseases that are out here now."

"He's upset to the point that he's been debilitated to some degree," Andrews said. "Emotionally, it's been very upsetting to him."

Even if Stowers decides to sue, an expert in medical law said the fingertip could easily have been returned while preserving the evidence.

"The man who lost the finger has the superior claim," said Paul Lombardo, who teaches at the University of Virginia's law school. "It's his finger and he might be able to use it."

Lombardo said Stowers could have photographed the fingertip, taken a bit of flesh for DNA analysis or gotten an affidavit from the surgeon who would have reattached the digit.

"There is nothing that would prevent preserving the chain of evidence," Lombardo said.

Fizer is dealing with his loss in private. The Carolina Beach resident's mother, Sheri Fizer, said the family had been instructed by an attorney not to talk about the case.

Public opinion seemed to be running against Stowers.

"It's a mystery how that customer can live with himself after he refused to return the finger so that doctors might try to reattach it," said an editorial Thursday by the Star-News of Wilmington.

"Unless he offers a better explanation for that decision, people will assume that customer Clarence Stowers cared less about another person's loss of a body part than about his chance to squeeze some bucks out of the custard stand."

The case came not long after a Las Vegas woman made headlines with a claim that she found a finger tip in a bowl of chili at a Wendy's restaurant in San Jose, Calif. Investigators have called her claim a hoax and charged her in connection with millions of dollars in losses to Wendy's in northern California. The woman denies it was a hoax.

For Kohl's, Sunday's fingertip amputation was the second time in less than a year that a worker lost a finger on the same frozen custard machine. The worker was found by investigators to have been negligent in the July 2004 incident, and the state Labor Department cleared the company of wrongdoing.

I really hope the employee sues the hell out of this guy. I know I'd be pretty depressed to be missing a finger. It would make typing such a hassle.
 
Biglesworth23 said:
I would be as well.

And it would make games quite a hassle as well.. :(

Yeah, that's true too. I don't think the article mentioned which finger it was, but hopefully it's just the ring or pinky finger. I don't think they'll be making controllers with 8 shoulder buttons for a while, so at least he wouldn't need those quite as much.
 
DarthWoo said:
Yeah, that's true too. I don't think the article mentioned which finger it was, but hopefully it's just the ring or pinky finger. I don't think they'll be making controllers with 8 shoulder buttons for a while, so at least he wouldn't need those quite as much.

The article says it 's the right index finger..

Which means that right shoulder buttons would be difficult to press, I guess..
 
Hopefully this ass face gets his claim completely denied and sued to kingdom come by the employee.

People like that don't really deserve to live in a society.
 
Biglesworth23 said:
The article says it 's the right index finger..

Which means that right shoulder buttons would be difficult to press, I guess..

Ah, must have missed it. On another topic, how many people use both their index and middle fingers when it comes to using shoulder buttons (assuming there are 4), and how many prefer to just use one of the two when possible? It would be kind of like how you don't use both feet even though there are two pedals in your car. I actually once thought that was how you do it when I was really little. Consequently, when I was at a museum and they had this machine with car pedals and a glowing stop sign to test your reflexes, it took me nearly a second to hit the brake when the sign lit up.
 
DarthWoo said:
Ah, must have missed it. On another topic, how many people use both their index and middle fingers when it comes to using shoulder buttons (assuming there are 4), and how many prefer to just use one of the two when possible? It would be kind of like how you don't use both feet even though there are two pedals in your car. I actually once thought that was how you do it when I was really little. Consequently, when I was at a museum and they had this machine with car pedals and a glowing stop sign to test your reflexes, it took me nearly a second to hit the brake when the sign lit up.

I typically just use my index fingers for any applicable shoulder buttons, unless I absolutely have to use multiple shoulder buttons quickly (Frequency, etc).
 
I dont' really understand this attitude. I mean, presumably the guy knew right the fuck away that his finger was missing. How did this batch of ice cream / custard ever make it to the customer right away? It's really the person in charge's fault that all of this happened, not the jerkwad who wants to sue nor the guy who lost his finger. All the blame should fall on the person in charge of the whole operation.
 
Nerevar said:
I dont' really understand this attitude. I mean, presumably the guy knew right the fuck away that his finger was missing. How did this batch of ice cream / custard ever make it to the customer right away? It's really the person in charge's fault that all of this happened, not the jerkwad who wants to sue nor the guy who lost his finger. All the blame should fall on the person in charge of the whole operation.
the question here isn't who is to blame.. it is the asshole keeping the finger thus ruining any chance whatsoever of the finger being reattached.

Sure, the manager was at fault and should be sued... but the customer deserves to have his ass sued off by the employee who will now forever be without one of his fingers.

also, with as little as I know about custard mixers, the order of events could have been pretty damn near instant.. you have a guy who gets his finger cut off.. the manager in back tells everyone to keep it down as they figure out what to do to not alarm the front workstaff or customers. and within a minute or less some chocolate is scooped out of the custard which contains his finger after it was just pressed into the pale. I could see it happening. But regardless of who was at fault, the customer should have given the finger back. and for that alone he deserves to lose everything.
 
Nerevar said:
I dont' really understand this attitude. I mean, presumably the guy knew right the fuck away that his finger was missing. How did this batch of ice cream / custard ever make it to the customer right away? It's really the person in charge's fault that all of this happened, not the jerkwad who wants to sue nor the guy who lost his finger. All the blame should fall on the person in charge of the whole operation.

That's not really the point. The fact that the manager/whoever definitely screwed up does not change the fact that the guy who is keeping the finger after the fact is being a total prick.
 
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