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[Rockman]

What a rip off. Give us our money back.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm starting to think the thread title may have been a mistake...

A thread title is a promise. You promised violence and there was none. This is just as bad as starting a thread like "So and so actress has an amazing body!" and the body of the text reading, "It's true! It's true!".

Cock tease dude. Cock tease. You broke your promise and our hearts.

 

[MC Safety]

Most popular thread in which nothing happens and nothing of any importance is said.

I give it a 3.3.

 

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[Guzim]

Can I be the VP of Calder INC.?

 

[pilonv1]

Had to clothesline the shit out of some pedestrian today

 

[BuddyC]

I, for one, enjoyed this thread.

 

[Guzim]

Bradshaw

 

[MASB]

Cause Wesley is a badass mutha!

Exactly. Some bookworms, you just don't mess with. I think bookworms would be given more respect if they were more like Wesley.

 

[yoshifumi]

i enjoyed that story until a few seconds after i read it when i realized that you didn't actually do anything. now i want my time back.

 

[Escape Goat]

This thread is great. I'm utterly confused but its funny.

Its the thread about nothing. The Seinfeld thread.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

what

 

[Spiritreaver]

Yeah really, maybe tomorrow I should post about something I really shouldn't care so much about but do for some silly reason.

Anyways, I would have given the guy props for actually diong something to try and get a girl, regardless of how idiotic it is. I can't even mumble a hello to someone I like which is rather sad.

 

[The Faceless Master]

thank god there were some posts that saved this thread... because the first post sucked...

i wish i could clothesline this thread and get a CRITICAL!

 

[SFA_AOK]

I give this thread 6.8. On my scale, 6.8 is the lowest score possible. The fact that it's 2 pages makes me angry. The fact I'm adding to it means I'm going to self harm tonight!

And who can mention Wesley without some mention of Whisky hmm?

 

[SFA_AOK]

"So and so actress has an amazing body!" and the body of the text reading, "It's true! It's true!".

TPIWWP

 

[kitchenmotors]

2 pages long and this thread has yet to go anywhere.

 

[Acrylamid]

poetry and shit.

IMO this formulation was the only funny thing in this thread and I guess it wasn't even intended to be.

 

[pollo]

thats just probably one of the lamest things ive ever heard in my life. How the hell is that suppose to impress the opposite sex? You should have clotheslined that guy instead of making this thread about clotheslining him.