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Haha, jesus. College kids are crazy/stupid. (fight!)

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Matlock

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About 15 minutes or so ago, I heard a door open a little ways down the hall (I had mine propped open to hear/see things in the hall) and then some muffled arguing. Someone left, and then there was an audible "Bitch!" through the door.

So the next few minutes were like so:

Girl: Did he just call me a bitch?
Girl 2 (Presumably a wing-girl in this situaiton): Did he just call you a bitch?
*girl starts pounding on the door*
*door opens*
*muffled arguing, door opens again*
"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"
"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"
"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"
"Get the fuck out of my room."
"Get the fuck out of my room."
"Get the fuck out of my room."
"Get the fuck out of my room."
"Get the fuck out of my room."
...and then...
She slaps him!

A few seconds later...
"Did she just hit my boyfriend?"

Three minutes later, a girl that I saw walk towards the room before the incident stomps away from it.

Now campus security is out and about, and I guess she busted the fuck out of his door...jeez.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Two guesses:

1) Underage.

2) Booze.

the worlds most comical combination..

from back seat pregnancies, to manslaughter, to drunken fights, you just cant beat it!
 

Ripclawe

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"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"
"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"
"Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again!"
"What?"

I bet he gave her the stunner!
 

Matlock

Banned
Ripclawe said:
I bet he gave her the stunner!

:lol

Well, slight update. Security talked to both of them, sounded like they dragged her away...she was crying.

God, these people are dumb.
 

Matlock

Banned
:lol!!!

The security came around another time just a few minutes before the FHUTA shirt post and talked to both parties again.

Overheard: "In the elevator, they spoke entirely in fucking pig latin."
 
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