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[Diablos]

First the caller gets his dad, all he says is "hello? hello? hello?" :lol

You can't understand a word Reirom is saying until he swears and then says he wants to kill someone. After that they mention something about shoes. My god, this is the best thing I've ever heard in my entire life. If someone could host this, please do and I'll update the link. This is great. :lol

Zip of all REIROM phone calls

Since Diablos felt the need to leave out who called who and why, I'll elaborate: Jaorobot called Reirom to get some info so he could send him some shoes. They're both from Opa-Ages, and hilarity ensued.

 

[Lord Error]

Link dead, argggh

 

[sprsk]

that didnt last very long did it.

 

[Diablos]

Hold on.

Fixed.

 

[6.8]

6.8 AM DON'T UNDERSTAND :lol

 

[sprsk]

couldnt understand a word

 

[pilonv1]

Gone again.

 

[Boomer]

WHOEVER KEEPS REMOVING THE FILE IS A FUCK MORON

 

[Diablos]

Should be ok now...

 

[olimario]

i know someone did this to me, too

 

[FortNinety]

Who is this guy exactly?

 

[Jim Bowie]

I... I am 12-6.

 

[The Bookerman]

Who is this guy exactly?

a retard from Opa Ages.

 

[Diablos]

I... I am 12-6.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Takuan]

"Do you like Hans?"
"Hans is a FUCK MORON!"
:lol

Reirom just got that much funnier now that I can put his posts to a voice.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

a retard from Opa Ages.

No, not a retard. Lay off.

 

[shuri]

I think that the fact that Olimario has sold nude pics of Chrissy Ann Van Dolmen III for the price of a psp even more amusing :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[ManDudeChild]

How is this funny?

 

[gofreak]

I think that the fact that Olimario has sold nude pics of Chrissy Ann Van Dolmen III for the price of a psp even more amusing :lol :lol :lol :lol

You kid!?!

 

[shuri]

You kid!?!

For the honor of Christie-Ann Melanie Van Fouten III, I wish I was.

 

[gofreak]

For the honor of Christie-Ann Melanie Van Fouten III, I wish I was.

That's possibly the most unbelievable thing I've read on GAF in a long long time, if not ever! I thought Oli was religious? Prostituting your girlfriend out is hardly particularly moral :lol :lol Shameless!

 

[Diablos]

He should have asked Reirom about the Gizmondo. :lol

 

[robertsan21]

couldnt hear a god damn thing he said.
but the other guys sounds like he is having a blast

 

[Triumph]

No, not a retard. Lay off.

You're right. He's a Brazilian retard.

 

[Days like these...]

I think that the fact that Olimario has sold nude pics of Chrissy Ann Van Dolmen III for the price of a psp even more amusing :lol :lol :lol :lol

Well if he's willing to post money shots of his.... uh endowment (or lack thereof) I imagine he wouldnt be above selling pics of his beloved Christy Dianne Von Dutch III :lol

 

[Triumph]

Aren't Oligario and Christy broken up?

 

[CurlySaysX]

Reirom am fat fuck rosebudded.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Jesus christ, it really isn't an act!

 

[radioheadrule83]

There are positives to having a hot girlfriend other than sex? A freaking PSP for a few pictures?!?!

Seriously, it's harsh but you can't blame him if he did

 

[shuri]

:lol oh Oli! :lol

 

[Father_Brain]

I think that the fact that Olimario has sold nude pics of Chrissy Ann Van Dolmen III for the price of a psp even more amusing :lol :lol :lol :lol

You have to be joking.

 

[Manics]

I didn't find it funny.

 

[radioheadrule83]

hahahah :lol

and I just listened to the audio... we need more reirom audio. Better quality too!

 

[Incognito]

Since Diablos felt the need to leave out who called who and why, I'll elaborate: Jaorobot called Reirom to get some info so he could send him some shoes. They're both from Opa-Ages, and hilarity ensued.

"Is reirom there?"

"Hallllo?"

"Is reirom there?"

"Halllo??"

:lol

Zip file of all phonecalls: http://opa-ages.com/audio/reiromconvo.zip

 

[Andy787]

Sweet Jesus, this thread has proven to me twice why GAF is the best thing on the Internet.

 

[jett]

Sweet Jesus, this thread has proven to me twice why GAF is the best thing on the Internet.

Er, except this is actually an OA thing.

 

[human5892]

The guy talking to Reirom was pretty funny, too.

"There's so many questions, I don't know where to begin..."

 

[FortNinety]

Wait... Oli sold nude pics of his girlfriend?

 

[bionic77]

Wait... Oli sold nude pics of his girlfriend?

I would also like an answer to this question.

And pics if possible.

 

[Baconäger]

God, OA was on a fucking roll last night. I can't wait to get home from work to see what I missed since last night.

 

[Lord Error]

Dear God, Reirom sounds funniner than I could ever imagine.

The first time I've seen the guy post was at Retrogames messageboard, probably 8 years ago. All these years later, and his English has't improved even a bit.

 

[Gattsu25]

I think that the fact that Olimario has sold nude pics of Chrissy Ann Van Dolmen III for the price of a psp even more amusing :lol :lol :lol :lol

fucking kidding? shit..that's low

 

[GaimeGuy]

 

[Baconäger]

Hah, Oli really is a scumbag, but there's still something funny about the whole situation. :lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

 

[Incognito]

Yeah, OA was on fire last night.

-BeOnEdge posting previously unreleased pictures of Candy, a girl who fancied herself as "beautiful". The pictures proved otherwise..
-Candy responding by posting pictures of BOE's penis
-BOE posting more pictures of Candy
-Candy posting email screen-caps
-BOE posting chat logs

...

-Morphix starting photoshop giveaway contest(PSP, 3 ipods)
-Reirom posting an idea
-Hans, according to Reirom, stealing Reirom's idea and winning a prize
-Olimario winning nothing
-Morphix responding by saying if Oli sends nude pics of his GF, he'll send him a PSP
-Olimario posts MORE pictures of his penis, sends nude pics of his GF to Morphix
-Oli gets PSP for whoring out his GF

...

-Mina posting new pics... :drool :lol

 

[dem]

:lol :lol :lol

Holy shit... i need to hit up oa after work.

 

[TekunoRobby]

That was fucking awesome, OA can be pretty damn funny sometimes.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Baconäger]

Yeah, OA was on fire last night.

-BeOnEdge posting previously unreleased pictures of Candy, a girl who fancied herself as "beautiful". The pictures proved otherwise..
-Candy responding by posting pictures of BOE's penis
-BOE posting more pictures of Candy
-Candy posting email screen-caps
-BOE posting chat logs

...

-Morphix starting photoshop giveaway contest(PSP, 3 ipods)
-Reirom posting an idea
-Hans, according to Reirom, stealing Reirom's idea and winning a prize
-Olimario winning nothing
-Morphix responding by saying if Oli sends nude pics of his GF, he'll send him a PSP
-Olimario posts MORE pictures of his penis, sends nude pics of his GF to Morphix
-Oli gets PSP for whoring out his GF

...

-Mina posting new pics... :drool :lol

-Bacon & Lonestar making OAs "Best Looking Posters" list. :lol

 

[Revolver]

OA is member's only right? I hate registering at a message board just to view it.