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"Halo with chips"
- Maxim

Attention publishers: There's nothing better than a good Maxim quote to spice up your boxart or print ad. The above quote is being used in the marketing of Stacked by MTV. What are you doing ignoring these gems though... I guess there's always room on the reprints!

"Nintendo-whores will line up to suck on this peach."
- Maxim

"Take to the air with the most famous hedgehog this side of Ron Jeremy."
- Maxim

"Closer to "Special Olympics" than "Special Edition."
- Maxim

"Manipulate microscopic organisms that, like your sister, twitch and make loud noises when you touch them."
- Maxim

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

:lol

 

[thetrin]

Halo with chips.

Something is seriously fucking wrong with the world. *sigh*

 

[DCharlie]

halo with chips? Must be the british version...

 

[Battersea Power Station]

I'm pretty sure the Electroplankton line is more disturbing.

 

[Striek]

"Closer to "Special Olympics" than "Special Edition."
- Maxim

Eh.

I'm pretty sure the Electroplankton line is more disturbing.

:lol

 

[OniShiro]

"Manipulate microscopic organisms that, like your sister, twitch and make loud noises when you touch them."

Shivers

 

[MattPeters]

Halo with chips?

What is that supposed to mean? :lol

 

[thetrin]

I'm pretty sure the Electroplankton line is more disturbing.

Except that the Stacked one is real...

 

[Borys]

Which are real and which are fake quotes?

 

[Community Forum]

They are ALL real. All quotes from Maxim.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

Except that the Stacked one is real...

):

 

[nfreakct]

They are ALL real. All quotes from Maxim.

Oh god, he's right.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

"Take to the air with the most famous hedgehog this side of Ron Jeremy."
- Maxim

I could honestly see this one being real.

 

[DopeyFish]

Master Chief : "I fold"
Elite: "Wort wort wort"

*sticky chip flies across the room*

 

[Sho Nuff]

They are ALL real. All quotes from Maxim.

OMG I thought you made those up :O

 

[StRaNgE]

"Manipulate microscopic organisms that, like your sister, twitch and make loud noises when you touch them."
- Maxim

for the win!

 

[heavy liquid]

:lol

I should start reading the game reviews in Maxim.

 

[Lee N]

like your sister, twitch and make loud noises when you touch them.

Doesn't people get arrested for that?

 

[SHOCKIE]

"Take to the air with the most famous hedgehog this side of Ron Jeremy."
- Maxim :lol

 

[siamesedreamer]

holy shit thats funny

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Halo with chips?

What is that supposed to mean? :lol

It means that they are trying to capitalize on the success of Halo to sell their stupid fucking game.

 

[Shawn128]

holy shit thats funny

You think that's bad? Oblivion got a review already in Sync magazine.................in the December issue.

It's about as general as you can get with a review.

"Nice graphics."
"Tight Controls."
"This RPG seems long."

8/10!

 

[Wario64]

"Closer to "Special Olympics" than "Special Edition."

omg whatttttt


"Halo with chips"


what dog.gif

 

[tedtropy]

:lol

I should start reading the game reviews in Maxim.

And after that, you should read Morgan Webb's riveting monthly FHM columns.

 

[mrmyth]

"Its Halo with chips. Who doesn't want chips? Its like Halo.....with chips....for free."

 

[Cymbal Head]

what dog.gif

I couldn't help myself.

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

I'm pretty sure the Electroplankton line is more disturbing.

yeah that kinda disturbed me, everyone jumped on the Halo line acting as if "Well yeah the Electroplankton line is true that how my sister acts when I touch her"


/shiver


on a serious note...

According to Gamestop Electroplankton does NOT exsist at all! Never has never will. That what they told me when I went to pick it up for my gf for V-day.

 

[FortNinety]

If you think the reviews in Maxim are bad enought, then don't bother to pick up any issue of Stuff or FHM (yeah, they are basically the same magazines, I know).

 

[Ghost]

I loved the Ninja Gaiden review where the reviewer gave it 1 star because he couldnt get past the first level, and there was just a picture of the disc smashed in half at the end of the article.


Not sure if that was maxim, its all the same shit anyway.

 

[GotchaForce]

I want to vomit.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I'm pretty sure the Electroplankton line is more disturbing.

It just makes me wish I had a sister.

 

[Walter Matthau]

I've played Halo with tacos

 

[fartblast]

lol remember when Maxim gave Turok Evolution a perfect score


yeah

 

[Beezy]

It just makes me wish I had a sister.

Oh god. :lol

 

[Mr Jared]

Master Chief : "I fold"
Elite: "Wort wort wort"

*sticky chip flies across the room*

The Bungie-Whore in me giggled like a schoolgirl at this. Kudos.

"Nintendo-whores will line up to suck on this peach."
- Maxim

That's probably the most accurate quote about the game I've seen in the press. I mean, no one can really deny that one.

 

[Drek]

When I saw this thread my first thought was:

 

[Dsal]

It just makes me wish I had a sister.

:lol :lol :lol

All these quotes are real... man... we lose. World loses. Game over.

 

[human5892]

According to Gamestop Electroplankton does NOT exsist at all! Never has never will. That what they told me when I went to pick it up for my gf for V-day.

They were just trying to help you score.