Hammer Wielding Man Appears at your door what do you do Jack? What do you do?

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Ring the police and say a hammer wielding man is going door to door.

Save your murders for when you really need them.
 
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy.....
 
*casts around the room*

I'd play 'nice'/inquisitive until he lowers his hammer then i would put a.... [giant glass jar full of home made plum liquor] through his teeth.
 
get my own hammer and have a hammer duel.

edit: seriously though hammers are no joke. i know someone who got their teeth knocked out with one and was almost killed. the other day i slightly hammered my thumb and thought i was gonna pass out. went all faint and dizzy and my poor lil thumb was aching all day. fuck hammers. i couldn't imagine being hit with one with full force. if i didn't die i'd be knocked straight out.
 
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I make a gaf thread with poll options

I then then shout through the door asking hammer bro his race and preferred pronoun to avoid being caught up in a hate crime incident
 
I'd make sure the door was locked and then call the police while keeping an eye on the guy from inside my house.
 
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Probably answer the door because I live in England, don't have one of those fancy door camers and don't expect to have a guy outside my house with a hammer.

I should probably be smarter considering I always shout at horror chracters for making the wrong decisions.

deep space nine facepalm GIF
 
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