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Hammer Wielding Man Appears at your door what do you do Jack? What do you do?
- Thread starter GeorgioCostanzaX
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AfricanKing
Banned
Knife wielding man opens the door
FunkMiller
Member
Not opening the door would probably be the best response, eh?
SJRB
Gold Member
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy.....
V1LÆM
Gold Member
get my own hammer and have a hammer duel.
edit: seriously though hammers are no joke. i know someone who got their teeth knocked out with one and was almost killed. the other day i slightly hammered my thumb and thought i was gonna pass out. went all faint and dizzy and my poor lil thumb was aching all day. fuck hammers. i couldn't imagine being hit with one with full force. if i didn't die i'd be knocked straight out.
edit: seriously though hammers are no joke. i know someone who got their teeth knocked out with one and was almost killed. the other day i slightly hammered my thumb and thought i was gonna pass out. went all faint and dizzy and my poor lil thumb was aching all day. fuck hammers. i couldn't imagine being hit with one with full force. if i didn't die i'd be knocked straight out.
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Torrent of Pork
Banned
Call the police, and monitor the situation with a loaded shotgun in my hands.
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
“Dog, get him.”
Diatribe1974
Member
Center mass shot generally does it, yup.I'd unlock the door and take a few steps back and then put one of the directly into the center of his chest.
dr_octagon
Banned
I make a gaf thread with poll options
I then then shout through the door asking hammer bro his race and preferred pronoun to avoid being caught up in a hate crime incident
I then then shout through the door asking hammer bro his race and preferred pronoun to avoid being caught up in a hate crime incident
mansoor1980
Gold Member
its hammer time
Sidney Prescott
Member
Probably answer the door because I live in England, don't have one of those fancy door camers and don't expect to have a guy outside my house with a hammer.
I should probably be smarter considering I always shout at horror chracters for making the wrong decisions.
I should probably be smarter considering I always shout at horror chracters for making the wrong decisions.