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[UtadaBarkley]

This forum is filled with threads like this, but I truely feel that this chick deserves her own piece of GA fame. :lol

After watching Harold and Kumar for the 4th time, I've come to the conclusion that actress Paula Garces has surpassed Halle Berry as the finest actress in the game. :lol

If you haven't seen this movie, see it. If not for the comedy, at least for this insanely beautiful chick.

I think I have a pretty good tastem and she BY FAR tops my #1 list. The pics simply don't do justice, you gotta see this piece in motion baby, smooth as silk. Mmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmmmmmmmm. I usually don't go around ranting about hoes and what not, but sh11111111... If I was shooting a big budget music video, and I had to chose a female lead, Vida Guerra can go straight to hell in a handbasket, gimme this: :lol Yes, the pics are HUGE to show detail, heh.

Any BTW, H&K tops my all time funniest movie list, surpassing the great Dumb and Dumber. I feel like I did 100 situps last night I was laughing so insanely hard. And keep in mind this is my 4th time watching the movie. It gets funnier every time. The WHOOOOOOOOOOLE movie is hilarious from start to finish, not just bits and pieces. Don't sleep on this film under any circumstance.

Posting pics of other cute chicks in this thread is futile. It will not sway me from my findings under any circumstance. LOL. :lol

 

[Meier]

Yeah she's insanely hot. John Cho is a lucky motherfucker for getting to kiss her -- and yes, the movie rules.

 

[Funky Papa]

Long toenails are absolutely disgusting :barf

 

[Jdw40223]

YESSSS!! She's is freakin Bad. I love her look. and I agree: t'is a hilarious movie.

 

[karasu]

hm, her pics do nothing for me. She has nothing on Halle.

Random girl that's hotter than yours:

 

[DaCocoBrova]

She's garbage.

Jeff, I'm dissappointed.

 

[Vandiger]

On the first pic she almost looks like my sister . Damn you

 

[UtadaBarkley]

She's garbage.

Jeff, I'm dissappointed.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Oh, man, have you seen the film in action tho? She ain't really thick like woah, but she got ample ass. AMPLE ass. Garbage? Damn!

That hurt me foreal man.

 

[Jdw40223]

hm, her pics do nothing for me. She has nothing on Halle.

Random girl that's hotter than yours:

lmao. C'mon dude... that random chick IS garbage. Paula has it all.... she's el natural. no cake face needed much like yer random chick.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

hm, her pics do nothing for me. She has nothing on Halle.

Random girl that's hotter than yours:

There is no "NO" powerful enough to show you how much I disagree with that. :lol

 

[DaCocoBrova]

I'll have to check out the flick only cuz I trust your judgement most of the time. But she's missing the vitals.

Full lips, hairless face, height, hips and at least a handful (of mammary).

 

[UtadaBarkley]

I'll have to check out the flick only cuz I trust your judgement most of the time. But she's missing the vitals.

Full lips, hairless face, height, hips and at least a handful (of mammary).

Lips are on POINT. Yezh you gotta check out the film. She's kinda short, hips...LOL just wait to you see where she's walking away form the camera. My lord. And the mams, are workable. The face is just so damn cute.

 

[Boogie]

I'll have to check out the flick only cuz I trust your judgement most of the time. But she's missing the vitals.

Full lips, hairless face, height, hips and at least a handful (of mammary).

and she's white j/k

 

[lexy]

Long toenails are absolutely disgusting :barf

I don't understand. Why are you focusing on her feet?

 

[Cloudy]

She's not all that....

 

[UtadaBarkley]

She's not white, she's Columbian.

 

[Jdw40223]

She's not all that....

As opposed too..... * looks around *








WOW! loose lips sink ships.

 

[Boogie]

She's not white, she's Columbian.

Fine, "not black" then

 

[Doth Togo]

Does she swallow?

 

[karasu]

lmao. C'mon dude... that random chick IS garbage. Paula has it all.... she's el natural. no cake face needed much like yer random chick.

Are you kidding? That chick Jeff posted has on a ton of makeup. She looks like she's been kicked in the eye.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Please guys, posting other chicks of lesser beauty f's up things.

 

[Darias]

Karasu, that the chick that costars Elektra? I think she was on Stern last week.

 

[Burger]

Can you post some higher res pics ?? They look like shit on my 82" monitor at 6400x5120

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Can you post some higher res pics ?? They look like shit on my 82" monitor at 6400x5120

Hey man, I needed to give yall solid proof. Ya dig? :lol

 

[Socreges]

She's cute.

That's all she gets from me.

 

[Chittagong]

Looks like a bearded lady with a bruise on her leg to me

* runs *

 

[Socreges]

Oh, and it's Colombian.

Plus, there are far finer Colombians. Hell, I've gone out with finer Colombians.

 

[boutrosinit]

WRONG!

www.noooz.com/bestassever.zip

 

[Screenboy]

Jennifer Ellison!

Sorry
Very bad pics, can't be arsed to look, appriciate better ones .



-SB

 

[The Shadow]

Jennifer Ellison!

Sorry
Very bad pics, can't be arsed to look, appriciate better ones .



-SB

That's the same girl? WTF happened?!

 

[Mama Smurf]

Clearly you're insane.

And random chick wins. Despite the freakishly long neck.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Oh, and it's Colombian.

Thank you.

 

[Jdw40223]

Mmmm.... look at that tummy.

 

[Jdw40223]

Oh, and it's Colombian.

Plus, there are far finer Colombians. Hell, I've gone out with finer Colombians.

Post pics please!!! i'd like to see what you consider 'finer'.

 

[mattiewheels]

This one's much hotter.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Yea, Paula Garces is cute, but her babyface will be gone as she matures.
She looks really young.

And the chick in the pic above this post is nasty, her jaw is waaaaaaaaaaaay too squared.

 

[Mrbob]

She isn't bad, but I wouldn't call her the finest chick ever either.

I was surprised to find out she is in her 30s. Looks much younger.

 

[Jdw40223]

This one's much hotter.

Gross. Pictures dont mean shit forreal. Maxim or any pic obviously can make you all on the nutz of the ugliest chick in the world. As long as she somewhat slender. no fat chix. I guess we will all have to get these girls together, at my house, and decide.


Yaaaaaaah!!

 

[Socreges]

Post pics please!!! i'd like to see what you consider 'finer'.

Beyond that, you'll just have to trust me. Though obviously it comes down to taste.