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[Escape Goat]

HARTFORD, Conn. (WTNH/AP) - A state correction officer faces a fraud charge for running a 40-yard dash in high heels while he was supposedly too injured to work, prosecutors said.

State prosecutors say Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck dressed up as a woman and ran carrying an egg on a spoon to win Hannah Montana tickets in a radio station contest.

A News Channel 8 camera was at the October event and spoke with Dalton who identified himself as "Gary."

Prosecutors say the 41-year-old collected more than $5,000 in workers' compensation after he reported suffering a work-related injury in June. He was charged with misrepresenting facts about his medical condition and ability to work.

He has been released on a promise to appear April 8 in New Haven Superior Court.

 

[JonathanEx]

This is the best news story all day.

 

[worldrunover]

:lol :lol I think this is the exact opposite of Brandon Marshall falling through his TV from slipping on a McDonalds wrapper.

 

[Blader]

Has the world gone crazy? What the fuck is the big deal with this girl? Why is everyone killing each other over her?

 

[Fireblend]

Why the hell is everyone literally willing to kill for this girl? I don't get it, not that I'm not used to stupid overhyped pop idols, but this is just too much, what is it about her that's making people do stupid shit?

 

[NameGenerated]

Has the world gone crazy? What the fuck is the big deal with this girl? Why is everyone killing each other over her?

You'll see. Just wait for the harvest to come.

 

[sonikokaruto]

well, hannah had nothing to do with this

 

[twinturbo2]

Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ... :lol

 

[alr1ght]

gotcha bitches.

 

[Wes]

Was it for himself or for his kids? D:

 

[Guzim]

I remember listening to that segment on my way to school.

 

[jman2050]

You know, when people say that they watch you like a hawk when you decide to take worker's comp, they aren't kidding. Be more cautious next time.

 

[Gaborn]

So he was cheating Connecticut's taxpayers out of their money and defrauding the government? Glad they caught the SOB.

 

[sonikokaruto]

So he was cheating Connecticut's taxpayers out of their money and defrauding the government? Glad they caught the SOB.

stop whining you underpaid snob

 

[Desperado]

Why the hell is everyone literally willing to kill for this girl?

Why do so many people misuse the word "literally"?

 

[Blader]

well, hannah had nothing to do with this

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

 

[Kaiser Dämmerung]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

WTF SPOILER THAT SHIT! >

Spoiler

kidding. hate the bitch.

 

[sorryaboutdresden]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

:lol :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

wait, whut....

 

[Borci88]

wait, whut....

......My dreams :'(

 

[XxenobladerxX]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

wat

 

[jman2050]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

I am consistently saddened by the number of people who don't actually realize this.

 

[Ariexv]

I am consistently saddened by the number of people who don't actually realize this.

I'm seriously hoping they're all kidding.....

 

[kozmo7]

I say the Jonas Brothers wreck more lives. My sister stalks them

 

[XiaNaphryz]

If this guy wasn't doing this to get tickets for his kids, sadly in Japan this would be considered normal wota behavior in regards to teen pop singers.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Miley Cirus is the anti-christ

 

[ZeoVGM]

Hannah isn't even a real person! She's Miley Cyrus + wig.

 

[FoneBone]

wat

shockingly, seeing this posted roughly 10 times a day does not make it funnier every time i see it

 

[thetrin]

Question 1: Who is Hannah Montanna?

Question 2: Who is Miley Cyrus?

 

[way more]

I am consistently saddened by the number of people who don't actually realize this.

I had no idea until she was on Leno. But I really didn't know the fictional person or the real one existed in the first place.

I'm still praying for the day a group of middle schoolers hijack a plane to see a concert.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Her new song about her "freaking out" is UGH

 

[ari]

more hannah/miley hating from an internet message board. Christ you guys need to be hip.

 

[Fireblend]

more hannah/miley hating from an internet message board. Christ you guys need to be hip.

I'd rather have taste.

 

[Lonestar]

Hannah Montanna should really be know as "Billy Ray Cyrus' mullet-revenge on the World"

 

[thetrin]

No really, who the fuck is Hannah Montanna?

 

[Brianemone]

gotcha bitches.

For me to be interested in what his daughter is doing she either needs to be hot or have a catchy tune, as far as I know she has neither hotness or catchy tunes

 

[Koomaster]

Wait, is she really Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter? I thought some actress played his daughter playing Hannah Montana on the show. This is kinda confusing. >____<

 

[Fifty]

No really, who the fuck is Hannah Montanna?

www.google.com

Really

 

[PhoenixDark]

Less Hannah Montana talk, more Doc appreciation threads please

 

[Blader]

No really, who the fuck is Hannah Montanna?

SHE'S MILEY CYRUS. THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

 

[BlueTsunami]

No really, who the fuck is Hannah Montanna?

The spawn of Midwest inbreeding

 

[thetrin]

www.google.com

Really

Why would I use google when I can make fun of people here for knowing who she is?

(and hilarious replies like Blue Tsunami's)

 

[Orin GA]

Hannah Montanna is the name of the Disney Teen Program that Miley Cyrus acts on. Miley Cyrus is her real name.

 

[topsyturvy]

I'd rather have taste.

Her base's age is like 5-17. :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

SHE'S MILEY CYRUS. THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

wait, so youre saying that Hannah Montanna...is miley Cyrus?

 

[Mau ®]

The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I just st-st-stuttured
You asked me what Im thinking 'bout


Its a seriously awesome song. And dont expect to see her go away anytime soon. She's the next Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. The tabloids will be all over her in 2008.

 

[HotByCold]

wait, so youre saying that Hannah Montanna...is miley Cyrus?

Hannah Montanna is her secret identity.

 

[SCReuter]

I say the Jonas Brothers wreck more lives. My sister stalks them

Did you know that the Jonas Brothers sang the national anthem at Sunday's White House Easter Egg Roll? They'll also be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! later tonight, and then the Ellen Show at Universal Studios on Friday. They also have a fourth younger brother named Frankie, who is considered the "Bonus Jonas".

Why do I know this? Sister.

 

[mosaic]

The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I just st-st-stuttured when
You asked me what I'm thinking 'bout

Its a seriously awesome song. And dont expect to see her go away anytime soon. She's the next Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. The tabloids will be all over her in 2008.

You left out a "when" above... don't worry, I fixed it.

Also, her talent is dubious and the rest of the album sucks... but good lord she is delicious... Natalie Portman in The Professional sort of delicious... did you see her licking the ketchup on Leno?! How does a 15 year old end up with a body and lips like that?!

It's SO not fair.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hannah Montanna is her secret identity.

zomg no wai!