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happy UFO day



will you be watching the skies today?

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Fuz

Banned
I dischi volanti rapiscono a Mulder e quando ritorna cammina un poco lasco. Mulder racconta quello che gli è successo a Scully che non gli crede e lo porta a visitare da un suo amico scinziato.
Lo scinziato visita a Mulder e alla fine dice a Scully che non è sicuro se Mulder è stato rapito veramente dai dischi volanti, ma dice che comunque sicuramente glielo hanno chiavato in culo.
Scully comincia a levare le confidenze a Mulder.

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Scully va a pigliare lo stipendio poi si scorda la borsa con soldi e tutto nell ufficio di Mulder, quando si ricorda torna dove aveva lasciato la borsa e la trova svacantata.
Preoccupata Scully va a cercare Mulder e lo trova che sta giocando alle machinette del poker con una busta della spesa piena di gettoni.
Scully gli chiede se sa chi le ha svacantato la borsa, Mulder prima fa a vere' che non vede e non sente e poi dice che secondo lui sono stati gli U.F.O. a questo punto Scully va aprendere il cric da dentro alla machina e sotto l'impulso di una forza paranormale ce lo scassa arreto i rini dell'agente Mulder.
Mulder sotto l'effetto di una forza ancora più paranormale accomincia a piangere e a ghiastemare e poi si comincia a cantare tutti i cazzi dell'agente Scully annanzo a cani e puorci.
Alla fine comunque si apparano.
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L'agente Mulder prende la machina fotografica di Scully e si chiure rint'o'cess'.
Scully non si accorge di niente ma quando va a sviluppare il rullino scopre delle foto che non riesce a spiegascere e le mostra a Mulder.
Mulder dice che secondo lui Scully ha fotografato la capa di un extraterrestre e che non se lo ricorda perchè era in trance.
Scully fa esaminare la macchina fotografica dal laboratorio dell'F.B.I. che non trova nulla di anormale tranne il fatto che la machina fotografica feta di palle sudate.
Scully sospetta che c'è qualcosa che non va e decide di andare a parlare con Mulder e mentre si reca nel suo ufficio incontra un sacco di gente che la guarda e ride e le chiede se vuole vedere a capa i nat' extraterrestre.
Quando arriva nell'ufficio di Mulder lo trova assettato a uso i zingaro con le cosce aperte che si beveva una aranciata fredda.
Scully gli chiede di dirgli la verità su quelle foto e Mulder per tutta risposta la guarda e a schiovere le chiede: oh, m'vuò fa nu bucchino?.
La puntata finisce con Scully che allucca come a na pazza e con l'agente Mulder che si continua a bere l'aranciata e nun so fa passà manc'po cazz'.
 
UFO's don't exist. Other intelligent life (if it even exists) would ne er be able to come here. It's just too vast out there
there has never been a flying object that has remained unidentified?

what’s the USS Nimitz tic tac ufo? Swamp gas or birds?
 
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Chronicle

Member
there has never been a flying object that has remained unidentified?

what’s the USS Nimitz tic tac ufo? Swamp gas or birds?
You tell me. Cause it looks like a blip on some radar screen. It could be anything but it ain't aliens. Sure we can call them ufos or uaps but those names have always implied outer worldly beings and not just an unidentified object. Fuck a pebble hitting my windshield falls under that definition. Everyone knows what we're referring to when we say uap or ufo. So get down off your high horse.

Now... tell me... where is the evidence?

Lol
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
You tell me. Cause it looks like a blip on some radar screen. It could be anything but it ain't aliens. Sure we can call them ufos or uaps but those names have always implied outer worldly beings and not just an unidentified object. Fuck a pebble hitting my windshield falls under that definition. Everyone knows what we're referring to when we say uap or ufo. So get down off your high horse.

Now... tell me... where is the evidence?

Lol
To say there is no other intelligent life out there is to basically admit the creationists are 100 percent correct and that we are special. There's a mountain of evidence out there. If you choose to ignore it that's on you.
 
UFO's don't exist. Other intelligent life (if it even exists) would ne er be able to come here. It's just too vast out there
ufos don’t use the type of physics known to us. also they’re likely inter dimensional. If they do come from a far away galaxy they’re doing it in an instant. Also most of the time what you see is usually a screen memory
 

Chronicle

Member
To say there is no other intelligent life out there is to basically admit the creationists are 100 percent correct and that we are special. There's a mountain of evidence out there. If you choose to ignore it that's on you.
I hear you but....The Fermi Paradox.

If there is so much life out there where is it?
 

Chronicle

Member
ufos don’t use the type of physics known to us. also they’re likely inter dimensional. If they do come from a far away galaxy they’re doing it in an instant. Also most of the time what you see is usually a screen memory
What physics do they use? Stop on a dime? Travel faster than light?

Impossible. The vastness of space is just too great. Proxima Centauri is 4.246 light years from earth. That's the closest star. You can't travel that distance in an instant.

300 000 000 m/s for four years? Not happening. You can show all the blurry images and eye witness accounts you want but scientifically it's impossible.
 

Chronicle

Member
Prove they can't.

Checkmate.
Sure. I'll give you that but you're saying aliens are here; travelling distances literally unimaginable to the human brain. They've come to fly tic tacs around California. Defy physics, which is impossible. Fly without propulsion systems and we can't even en get an image of them with all of our tech. We've had scientists examine the evidence and declared it inconclusive. So, of all the things it could be, from camera errors to mistaken eyewitness accounts etc. You're going to say it's aliens with no evidence at all. And you're going to say they can bend space and that is how they're here. You probably will also say the government is covering it up so we dont panic. Got ya.

Well, as Bill Nye says, 'you've already made up your mind, so you won't listen anyways.'
 

kurisu_1974

Member
Prove they can't.

Checkmate.

Burden of proof is on the one who made the claim tho. Also dude cannot prove something NOT existing.

My concern is, that the whole (known) universe is the same age, starting with our Big Bang, so the civilizations on other planets will hardly be more advanced, unless life started developing much sooner, or they have resources that are unknown to us. Otherwise, they are also just getting to the planets in their own solar system.

So while I think it is very possible that there is a lot of life out there, some probably "intelligent", the chance that they are super advanced compared to us is a lot smaller.
 

jufonuk

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Burden of proof is on the one who made the claim tho. Also dude cannot prove something NOT existing.

My concern is, that the whole (known) universe is the same age, starting with our Big Bang, so the civilizations on other planets will hardly be more advanced, unless life started developing much sooner, or they have resources that are unknown to us. Otherwise, they are also just getting to the planets in their own solar system.

So while I think it is very possible that there is a lot of life out there, some probably "intelligent", the chance that they are super advanced compared to us is a lot smaller.
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We had life on earth before we came along. It might be that life from a previous time was not wiped out and continued to evolve. But who knows.
 
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kurisu_1974

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Ill Be Back Jim Carrey GIF


We had life on earth before we came along. It might be that life from a previous time was not wiped out and continued to evolve. But who knows.

Yes that is very possible. Or maybe it is thanks to those extinction events that we are who we are, and the other planet has smart dinos that ate all the apes and are not interested in space travel.
 

nush

Member
unless life started developing much sooner, or they have resources that are unknown to us. Otherwise, they are also just getting to the planets in their own solar system.

Earths had at least three extinction events, if those arrested development incidents hadn't happened we would be much more advanced today.
 

GymWolf

Member
I have proof on my phone that alien exist.

It was 31 december, close to midnight, we were out in the balcony to see the fireworke for the new year when we saw an orange light in the sky and made a video about it.

It was not a plane, before you ask.
 

jufonuk

not tag worthy
I have proof on my phone that alien exist.

It was 31 december, close to midnight, we were out in the balcony to see the fireworke for the new year when we saw an orange light in the sky and made a video about it.

It was not a plane, before you ask.
Then what happened ?

GIF by South Park
 

jufonuk

not tag worthy
I made a video of "the thing".

It flew away after a while.
What did it do that was so strange or unusual compared to a possible aircraft or fire work/flare Chinese lantern?

Im not taking the piss either. I really do believe in UFO’s and the possibility of alien life. So am Interested
 
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Romulus

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Can they? Prove it.

Humans can't even prove how many things on earth work lol. So proving a galactic race of beings is visiting from another planet seems like a tall order. Ask any 'expert' in their field a few hard questions and they'll be telling you it's still an unknown.
 
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What physics do they use? Stop on a dime? Travel faster than light?

Impossible. The vastness of space is just too great. Proxima Centauri is 4.246 light years from earth. That's the closest star. You can't travel that distance in an instant.

300 000 000 m/s for four years? Not happening. You can show all the blurry images and eye witness accounts you want but scientifically it's impossible.
It’s a combination of spiritual and nuts and bolts technology likely. Something able to alter reality
 
There's life out there, I'm just unsure if it's ever been here to anal probe us

Though it's interesting seeing cave paintings/markings that look very suspiciously like "alien" beings, various other cultures through history with depictions of flying craft or beings, you could even go as far as saying that angels and gods from antiquity could have been what we think of as aliens
 

Chronicle

Member
Humans can't even prove how many things on earth work lol. So proving a galactic race of beings is visiting from another planet seems like a tall order. Ask any 'expert' in their field a few hard questions and they'll be telling you it's still an unknown.
I bet if you ask people in this field (not ufo conspiracy theorists) they would tell you it's unlikely and probably impossible.
 

Romulus

Member
I bet if you ask people in this field (not ufo conspiracy theorists) they would tell you it's unlikely and probably impossible.

That's my point. Humans don't know anything. Even our very best struggle to understand how things work on our own planet. Even the basic laws of physics aren't 100% "concrete" as we once thought.

What's impossible though? Flying something heavier than air? That was being said a couple of hundred years ago. Saying it's impossible to cross the Atlantic? That's the thing, it's always "impossible" if you're trying to look beyond dozens of incremental advancements in technology. The idea of aliens is really simple, its just complex to us humans because we're apex predators on this planet with massive egos. The idea of something "superior" is a threat to us subconsciously.
 

EverydayBeast

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Do UFO’s recover from accidents, oil changes? Why is a sighting so rare? Since Covid there’s been less sightings. When faced with jets UFO’s go away don’t engage.
 
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