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Happy Woman’s Day!

Cyberpunkd

Member
Today is March 8th - International Day of Women’s Rights. Pretty big deal in Eastern Europe.

Today we thank all the ladies for bringing joy and happiness into our lives and enriching the society.

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Today we join all women in trying to make the world a better place, defending them if necessary and standing with them through the times of trouble.

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*insert sandwich joke here

all kidding aside, thank you ladies for making the world more colorful and keeping us man in check.
 

Winter John

Member
Not for nothing but when isn’t it women’s day? Ain’t it women’s day every day? Sure seems like it to me. Maybe not for women in them Middle East stone age places, but here In the west? Fuckin candy and rainbows every day. Even for fat chicks. Maybe. Maybe there’s an argument that women don’t get their fair dues in the corporate world, but who runs porn? Women. Wouldn’t be no porn worth watching without em. Cheerleading? Cheerleading wouldn’t be worth a shit if there wasn’t any hawt college chicks. Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of dudes in shorts shaking their asses? Gay dudes obviously but the point stands. Cheerleading without hawt chicks is just gay porn.
 

Winter John

Member
Can’t think of a single woman that enriches my life in any meaningful way other than my mother. But yeah, enjoy your day ladies!
Not one woman apart from your mom? Fuck dude. You are a loser on an epic scale if you can’t think of any woman who helped you become a better person. I can look back to fuckin girls I knew when I was 6 years old who helped me understand things from their side of the tracks.
 
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Special shoutout to my grandmother who taught me the value of hard work and perseverance, my mother who overcame a ton of odds to raise me and my sisters, my sisters who continue to inspire me and have paved their own paths in amazing ways, and my wife who has fundamentally made me a better, more well rounded human and stuck by me through all my shitty antics and insanity. Honestly, without my wife, I'd probably have made some incredibly foolish decisions and messed my life up beyond repair. I can't imagine my life without all the women I have/had in it and am thankful for all of them...

Well most of them. My Aunt's an asshole, don't really care for her one bit.
 
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Jsisto

Member
Not one woman apart from your mom? Fuck dude. You are a loser on an epic scale if you can’t think of any woman who helped you become a better person. I can look back to fuckin girls I knew when I was 6 years old who helped me understand things from their side of the tracks.
Enriches. Present tense. Relax. 😂. I don't think my Kindergarten teacher will be offended.
 

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
Plenty of women contributed to the arts and sciences in meaningful and revolutionary ways. Without D. C. Fontana, for example, a lot of us wouldn't have the Trek we got in the 60s and 80s.
 

FunkMiller

Member
Women are the best fucking thing to ever happen. They are awesome. Life would be boring, sterile and pretty meaningless if they weren't here. I fucking love women. They're great.

...the ones without balls and a cock, I mean.
 
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Jesb

Member
happy woman’s day. And I’m not talking to most of the degenerates that comprise most woman today.
 
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