Has anybody else never had a wet dream?

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I havent, dunno why. Probably because I jerk off... but is there anyway to cause myself to have one? I think itd be a cool experiance!
 
1. Don't jerk off
2. Look at porn, but don't jerk off
3. Go to sleep with it really hot and having lots of blankets on you
4. Don't wake up too early
5. Clean yourself up
 
Lathentar said:
1. Don't jerk off
2. Look at porn, but don't jerk off
3. Go to sleep with it really hot and having lots of blankets on you
4. Don't wake up too early
5. Clean yourself up
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induced wet dreamage! if you just cut out the masturbating, it will happen eventually.
 
Hopefully, if you do stop jerking off for a period of time, you can actually remember a wet dream, when you do have one. You can stop jerking off for a month or two, have a wet dream in that time, but not remember it when you wake up. I haven't remembered a wet dream in years. I only seem to remember any kind of dream about once every 3 months.
 
I never have either. My dreams are more like what I'd expect to see if I mixed several hard drugs, and I typically remember all my dreams, so I dunno.
 
fennec fox said:
You've had wet dreams. Everyone does. Whether you remember em or not is another matter.
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Uhm, wouldn't there be evidence?

I've never, to the best of my knowledge, had one.
 
I've never had one. Good to know i'm not alone after years of being told that everyone does. So, what rare disease do you suppose we have? ;p
 
I had a wet dream once and it was the most disgusting thing i've ever done. Let is suffice to say that i spooged all over because of some ugly obese bitch. (damn subconcious)
 
I had a few when I was much younger, like 13 or 14. It's not exactly a pleasant mess to wake up to. I much more prefer the controlled environment a good wank provides.
 
I never had one. I always dream about the fruitiest shit all the time. Last night I had a dream about being chased by a dude in a cheap as fuck bear suit, and All I remember is that I managed to defeat him by exploit bugs in his A.I. WHAT?!

This was like that scene in Electric Dreams when Miles is chased inside his own house by his computer while the computer is blowing every lights up.

Except with creepy furry undertones :( :( :(
 
Nope. But I never have sexual dreams. Whenever I have a dream about the chance of having sex, something odd always stops me from doing it. Either people barging in the room, random tornado attack, or a strange case of uncontrollable flying, I just can never get any. Just like real life.
 
I had wet dreams when I was around 13 before I starting doing you know what. At first I thought I was wetting my bed because I would wake up and I was all wet. :lol

Since I think I've had just 1.
 
Since I never masturbated before the age of 18 (seriously), I had tons of wet dreams... Their frequency gradually declined after I discovered jerking off (you can laugh), and nowadays I almost don't have them at all, maybe once every blue moon and I hate when it happens cause I have to get up in the middle of the night to clean up.
 
Sorry to derail the topic but...

Can someone not masturbate for 2 months? Seriously? I think I might have a problem then. I just might be that I jerk off a bit too much (usually 2-3 times a day nowadays, more when I was a kid).

About the wet dreams, yeah, I've had some of those. I will say that once or twice I remember having them about guys in my class or aquaintances I wasn't particularly attracted to and due to the dreams I developed a crush on them...
 
2. Look at porn, but don't jerk off
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isn't that a form of torture they use during wars?

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Hopefully, if you do stop jerking off for a period of time, you can actually remember a wet dream, when you do have one. You can stop jerking off for a month or two, have a wet dream in that time, but not remember it when you wake up. I haven't remembered a wet dream in years. I only seem to remember any kind of dream about once every 3 months.
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If you want to remember your dreams, I have a sure-fire way. Buy a book and keep a "Dream Log". Every time you have a dream, as soon as you wake up, even if it's like 3am, get your book out and write down as much as you can remember about the dream. Then go back to bed. If you wake up after having a dream and go right back to sleep, when you wake up again you won't remember much about the dream at all.
This really works. I tried it once before for about two weeks, then I got bored with it, but the more I did this, the more vivid, lengthy and fleshed out my dreams became. Before any of this, I would only remember a dream like once every month. =P

Maybe if you combined the rules above with a dream log, you'll get results.
 
Lathentar said:
1. Don't jerk off
2. Look at porn, but don't jerk off
3. Go to sleep with it really hot and having lots of blankets on you
4. Don't wake up too early
5. Clean yourself up
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Rules 1 & 2 will simply lead to a sever case of blue balls.
 
I have a friend who claims that he never masturbates. But he had a hernia when he was 14, so maybe his brain associates that kind of thing with pain.
 
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