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Has anyone ever gave someone a Dirty Sanchez?

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Ecrofirt

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I've never given one, but I have given what I call a Dirty Hector.

You know when your belly button gets all sweaty and grimy?
Stick your finger in your belly button and then wipe it under someone's nose.

Yum.
 
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rc213 said:
What's a Dirty Sanchez....?!?!?!
Stick finger up victims butt.

Wipe said finger under victims nose.

apparently.
 
Never done the Dirty Sanchez, but this is an easy and effective technique:

houdini.jpg
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
Catfish, I think you're missing the "special ingredient".

*curses kazaa lying bastards
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
You guys gotta learn the new shit!

The things to ask is whether anyone has ever done a Houdini or an Angry Pirate.

For those that aint heard these yet:

HOUDINI:
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Start off by fucking a chick from behind. Not necessarily anal, but definitely doggy style. Then when you're about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back, then tell her that you've just nutted. Then when she turns around, you jerk it real fast and nut in her eyes. While she's yelling "OHHHH IT BURNS OHH TEH PAINZ!!!1" you yell, "HOUDINI!"

ANGRY PIRATE:
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The Angry Pirate starts where the Houdini left off. Upon yelling Houdini after burning her eye with your semen, you kick her in the shin. This will cause her to wobble around on one good leg, with one eye, screaming curse words and random grumbles. Thus making her look like a very, very angry pirate. :)


Now, if anyone has done THESE, then, well, you get tons of props from me on this board, and probably a lot of other GAFers too.
 

Rorschach

Member
whytemyke said:
You guys gotta learn the new shit!

The things to ask is whether anyone has ever done a Houdini or an Angry Pirate.

For those that aint heard these yet:

HOUDINI:
---------------
Start off by fucking a chick from behind. Not necessarily anal, but definitely doggy style. Then when you're about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back, then tell her that you've just nutted. Then when she turns around, you jerk it real fast and nut in her eyes. While she's yelling "OHHHH IT BURNS OHH TEH PAINZ!!!1" you yell, "HOUDINI!"

ANGRY PIRATE:
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The Angry Pirate starts where the Houdini left off. Upon yelling Houdini after burning her eye with your semen, you kick her in the shin. This will cause her to wobble around on one good leg, with one eye, screaming curse words and random grumbles. Thus making her look like a very, very angry pirate. :)


Now, if anyone has done THESE, then, well, you get tons of props from me on this board, and probably a lot of other GAFers too.
:lol :lol
 
What about when your riding a chick and you deliberately say her best friends name in the moment of passion and see how long you can stay on for?
 

Loki

Count of Concision
whytemyke said:
HOUDINI:
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Start off by fucking a chick from behind. Not necessarily anal, but definitely doggy style. Then when you're about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back, then tell her that you've just nutted. Then when she turns around, you jerk it real fast and nut in her eyes. While she's yelling "OHHHH IT BURNS OHH TEH PAINZ!!!1" you yell, "HOUDINI!"

:lol
 

etiolate

Banned
might as well ask for a donkey punch while you're at it





and I'll ask the obvious question... Why would you want to do this?
 

hXc_thugg

Member
etiolate said:
might as well ask for a donkey punch while you're at it





and I'll ask the obvious question... Why would you want to do this?

So you can be cool on the internet, homo!!!!!! E-HIGH-FIVES!!!!!!!!!
 
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