You guys gotta learn the new shit!
The things to ask is whether anyone has ever done a Houdini or an Angry Pirate.
For those that aint heard these yet:
HOUDINI:
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Start off by fucking a chick from behind. Not necessarily anal, but definitely doggy style. Then when you're about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back, then tell her that you've just nutted. Then when she turns around, you jerk it real fast and nut in her eyes. While she's yelling "OHHHH IT BURNS OHH TEH PAINZ!!!1" you yell, "HOUDINI!"
ANGRY PIRATE:
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The Angry Pirate starts where the Houdini left off. Upon yelling Houdini after burning her eye with your semen, you kick her in the shin. This will cause her to wobble around on one good leg, with one eye, screaming curse words and random grumbles. Thus making her look like a very, very angry pirate.
Now, if anyone has done THESE, then, well, you get tons of props from me on this board, and probably a lot of other GAFers too.