TEKKEN VERSUS JESUS
jin kazama was really pissed after diaper heihachi whooped his ass so he went to church and punched his pastor.
"ow" said the pastor, "i summon our lord and savior to do battle with you!"
jesus appeared in a flash of bad alpha-channel effects and rapid camera pans.
the lord spake: "jin kazama, you have sinned in the eyes of our father. you must be punished by fighting with me in the iron fist tournament."
anyway, jesus and jin fought, and jesus won with this really awesome juggle combo that ended with jin getting punched so hard in the nutsack that his testicles flew across the church and landed in the pastor's mouth.
jesus said "thine god is a wrathful god" and did some cool tai chi flourish with his fists.
jin just whined and said he was tired of starring in stupid fanfics written by morons. then he cried in this high-pitched girly way and went to read gaf for a few hours while stuffing his stupid face with chips and salsa. the end.