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Has anyone here ever been propositioned over the internet? Ever followed through?

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Ok, here's the deal. I got a message from this girl the other night on my Myspace account. I only signed up because all my friends had an account and if they jumped off of a bridge so would I. Anyway, she claims to be new to the area and wants to meet and hang out. She leaves her email address at the end of the message and says that if I email her back she'll send me some more pics of her.

So I emailed her back, and got a fairly raunchy return message and halfway alluring pics in return. Apparently she is some sort of nympho and just wants casual dating and sex. I'm fine with that(lord knows I need the sex part), but I'm not buying her. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but do I set up a date with this chick? I can't shake the feeling that I'm gonna end up having sex with her and then she'll say something like "That'll be $500".

Oh, I got the message after I turned my profile pic to Catcock, but I have other pics of myself up on my profile page so she has to know that I'm not Studly McHotass or anything like that.

Help me GAF. Only you can give me comically bad advice on this matter! Where is the Cubsfan signal?
 
you should go for it

btw here is my new pic

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call me sometime i'm a nympho
 
As long as you don't get the email saying "My phone number is on the third page of this site" you'll be ok I think:P

AFF can be so random sometimes but there actually are people out there just randomly looking to hook up:P
 
I've actually met some chicks through those sites, and some are decent. It mostly ended up with lame shit though. (One girl said she didn't want to have sex with me, because she had sex with 3 of her friends the past weekend and was sexed out....) But there is a "standard" email that goes around and at the end it gets you to try to sign up for some porn site. I've seen that a few times, but then again its pretty obvious. I'd say get AIM/MSN convo going, that's the only way to tell for sure if they're at least not a bot of some sort. Then, as always with internet dating, meet in public during the day for the first time.
 
I've had 1.5 such encounters and I don't think this'll help much. I have been propositioned twice in a similar way. This was years ago, but still...

The first one I was supposed to meet at a 7-11. I showed up and stayed in my car cause the pics were just a little too hot. Turned out she looked like a female equivelant of Chris Farley...pre-death.

The second one I was stupid and went to her house. The pics were alright, so I bought it as real. Turned out she was better looking in person and we got it on...no strings attached. We even went for some Subway afterwards. I nearly considered her as a "potential GF" then realized she propositioned me over the internet, then it slowly sunk in...."how many others?" Got tested...was clean and have never done it since.
 
When I was seriously looking for someone to settle down with and chatting with folks from the Yahoo Personals I met a nice woman who lived up in PA, I was living in Baltimore City(city county line really) at the time. We chatted via IM alot, spoke on the phone, I even went up to hang out a few times and watch TV with her and her son. Nothing seemed to really be happening but it was cool she was cool peeps. Bad breakup not trying to rush things, still loved husband, etc... cool no problem I'm in no hurry.

Well one night about 10pm or so she comes on Yahoo IM, and she's like I need you to come up here right now, I'm like what's up? She's like I need some sex.... Now this had never come up in any topic of our conversation before so I was like yeah whatever... she was like ok if you don't believe me fine I'll find someone else. Ok now my fellas.... a guy turn down an offer for sex? Yeah right. So anyway I was like whoa sista, slow your roll... I'll be up.

So went up.... had great sex... and things went south quick as hell after that... oh well... I hope she's doing ok.

I have had longer f*ck partners before... and when the woman is very clear in her mind that is really all she wants... f*ck maybe some cuddlying(some don't want that), and that's it, no long term commitment then it works... When either her you aren't sure though... look out.
 
Raoul Duke said:
Ok, here's the deal. I got a message from this girl the other night on my Myspace account. I only signed up because all my friends had an account and if they jumped off of a bridge so would I. Anyway, she claims to be new to the area and wants to meet and hang out. She leaves her email address at the end of the message and says that if I email her back she'll send me some more pics of her.

So I emailed her back, and got a fairly raunchy return message and halfway alluring pics in return. Apparently she is some sort of nympho and just wants casual dating and sex. I'm fine with that(lord knows I need the sex part), but I'm not buying her. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but do I set up a date with this chick? I can't shake the feeling that I'm gonna end up having sex with her and then she'll say something like "That'll be $500".

Oh, I got the message after I turned my profile pic to Catcock, but I have other pics of myself up on my profile page so she has to know that I'm not Studly McHotass or anything like that.

Help me GAF. Only you can give me comically bad advice on this matter! Where is the Cubsfan signal?
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Yeah this lady on Lunar actually messaged me... I followed through.. She was quite a bit older but it was fun. I just stopped taking her calls and replying her IM's after I was done, you know, didnt want it to go any further than that. I wouldnt like try to turn this chick into your lady or anything becuase she probably has some issues if she is solicting random ppl for sex.
 
If she's propositioning you before she knows anything about you, then she's either a) crazy; b) disease-ridden; c) a man or d) all of the above. And I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that she's propositioning/propositioned many other men, so get ready for sloppy 32nds and wrap it twice.
 
I got two myspace messages from hot girls 'new to seattle' and the messages were almost verbatim. I talked to a friend of mine and she said she knew a guy who got the same messages, and then followed through, and the myspace chick eventually led him to join an online dating site thing, it was a big scam.

But, I've also heard of some sluts on myspace too. Could go either way.
 
No, but one night I got a little drunk and propositioned a girl over AIM. She actually came over, but I dunno what came over me when I yelled "fuck off" towards the locked door...needless to say, she never talked to me again.
 
Man I miss(maybe not miss, just remember it as good times) hanging out on the local chat lines(telephone) 7-8 years ago...., lots of sex to be had there.... ah the good ole days....

Matlock said:
No, but one night I got a little drunk and propositioned a girl over AIM. She actually came over, but I dunno what came over me when I yelled "fuck off" towards the locked door...needless to say, she never talked to me again.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
Matlock said:
No, but one night I got a little drunk and propositioned a girl over AIM. She actually came over, but I dunno what came over me when I yelled "fuck off" towards the locked door...needless to say, she never talked to me again.
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:lol
 
Matlock said:
No, but one night I got a little drunk and propositioned a girl over AIM. She actually came over, but I dunno what came over me when I yelled "fuck off" towards the locked door...needless to say, she never talked to me again.
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That sir is a good story for the drinkin' buddies right there!
 
Scyn said:
This thread is useless without pics...

lets see some pics
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fucking right. Let's just see how alluring she really is. If you're too paranoid, I have no frets in filling in. Anything to make a myspace member happy.
 
Matlock said:
No, but one night I got a little drunk and propositioned a girl over AIM. She actually came over, but I dunno what came over me when I yelled "fuck off" towards the locked door...needless to say, she never talked to me again.
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That's cold, man. And retarded.*

*albeit also funny.
 
Actually, I was once.

Fortunately, she lived in Manitoba so I didn't have to find out if I was strong enough to resist the offer. :P
 
I've been propsitioned hree times, and one of them was on Myspace. I never followed through though. Discipline.
 
ForzaItalia said:
Last Saturday night I had sex with 41 year old MILF who has two kids and been separated for one year from a hubby that cheated on her with a male coworker.
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ForzaItalia said:
She was quite reserved as she was married to this dude for 20+ years. She was fine but will only get better. Great personality though...very spunky and outgoing. She was 5ft 1 and weighed 104 pounds, tight body and is an interior desinger and aerobics/bootcamp instructor.
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Posted from another topic but I have many sordid stories dealing with women that I have met online.
 
Lemurnator said:
Yes, I have.

Hundreds of times.
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:lol indeed.

My brother made a fake lavalife account as a woman in the Intimate Encounters section. After a mere four days, he had received over 800 smiles/messages.
 
Eh. Some of us have had girls look up the domains we've registered, then call our home phone numbers.

Some of us, that is.
 
IntestineBoy said:
But, I've also heard of some sluts on myspace too. Could go either way.
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All MySpace girls are sluts.
 
I've had a couple of girls try and get relationship advice from me via aim in the past. Since I'd rather date real women instead of 14 year olds and FBI agents, I downplayed the conversations
 
people who post and say "I was sent pics" and don't post them should be banned.

oh wait.. I did that in a previous thread. well, starting now then.
 
bishoptl said:
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And by the way, never google "fat chick on car in woods". Just....don't.
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Curse you and your reverse psychology...

<googles>


MY EYES! MY EYES!


...BTW I'd advise you not to google(regular google, not image search)...

"Fat Babe In G-Sting at Kontraband" (yes with the typo)
 
And then Bish said

"And you Adam and that girl with the fig leaf, DO NOT TOUCH THIS APPLE, else I'll bitchslap you outta this here Garden!"
 
Ah, just hit it, and for great justice. No matter what happens, it'll make for a great bar story later.


EDIT: well, unless you get syphilis. But that's funny, too, right? RIGHT
 
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