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American Merkin Company (warning: a very small crappy nude image is on the site. An insignificant blurry image, but just in case you are at work I figured I'd warn).
Has your last wax or razor encounter left you a little too exposed for the nude beaches of SXM? Are you getting on in years and finding that thinning hair leaves you a bit embarrassed? We at American Merkin Company (AMC) have the perfect solution for your problem. We produce merkins (pubic hair toupees) of exceptional quality in a variety of styles and colors. Now you can have that smooth shave that he loves at home, and still strut your stuff on Orient Beach without revealing everything.
Standard
Striper
Heart
Our merkins are made from real human hair and crafted with loving attention to detail. You may click on any of the pictures above to see a large screen version of the merkin or click the label to see our model (in the logo) sporting her new 'do. Use your back button to return to this page. We carry the three most popular styles:
The standard - The familiar triangle that we all know and love.
The striper - Sometimes called the Brazilian as it fits under string bikinis commonly worn on Impanema, etc, this merkin is a bit slimmer at the top but still provides all the coverage needed for the nether regions.
The heart - an old standard, especially popular around St Valentine's Day and as a signal for the swinging set, the heart provides complete coverage with a little hint of devlishness.
Our patented design includes a plug on the back side of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer. Specify small, medium, or large size.
Colors include the always popular blonde (a blonde merkin on a natural brunette always causes wonder!), light brown, dark brown, black, and red hot red.
Standard Male
Our male merkins are also made from real human hair and crafted with loving attention to detail. You may click on any of the pictures above to see a large screen version of the merkin.
Our patented design for the males includes an elastisized hole in the center of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer. Specify small, medium, or large size.
Colors include blond, light brown, dark brown, black, red, and executive: black with a hint of gray.
The price is only $29.95 plus $7.50 shipping and handling.
Has your last wax or razor encounter left you a little too exposed for the nude beaches of SXM? Are you getting on in years and finding that thinning hair leaves you a bit embarrassed? We at American Merkin Company (AMC) have the perfect solution for your problem. We produce merkins (pubic hair toupees) of exceptional quality in a variety of styles and colors. Now you can have that smooth shave that he loves at home, and still strut your stuff on Orient Beach without revealing everything.
Standard
Striper
Heart
Our merkins are made from real human hair and crafted with loving attention to detail. You may click on any of the pictures above to see a large screen version of the merkin or click the label to see our model (in the logo) sporting her new 'do. Use your back button to return to this page. We carry the three most popular styles:
The standard - The familiar triangle that we all know and love.
The striper - Sometimes called the Brazilian as it fits under string bikinis commonly worn on Impanema, etc, this merkin is a bit slimmer at the top but still provides all the coverage needed for the nether regions.
The heart - an old standard, especially popular around St Valentine's Day and as a signal for the swinging set, the heart provides complete coverage with a little hint of devlishness.
Our patented design includes a plug on the back side of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer. Specify small, medium, or large size.
Colors include the always popular blonde (a blonde merkin on a natural brunette always causes wonder!), light brown, dark brown, black, and red hot red.
Standard Male
Our male merkins are also made from real human hair and crafted with loving attention to detail. You may click on any of the pictures above to see a large screen version of the merkin.
Our patented design for the males includes an elastisized hole in the center of the merkin to hold it in place. This provides easy on/easy off convenience and a bit of a thrill for the wearer. Specify small, medium, or large size.
Colors include blond, light brown, dark brown, black, red, and executive: black with a hint of gray.
The price is only $29.95 plus $7.50 shipping and handling.
