Have you ever confused real life with video games?

After a recent three-day binge of playing the Japanese cult hit video game Katamari Damacy, Los Angeles artist Kozy Kitchens discovered that walking away from the game was not as easy as putting down her joystick.

In the game, players push around what amounts to a giant tape ball, attempting to make the ball bigger by picking up any and all objects in its path. Kitchens found that her urge to keep picking things up was not so easy to shake.

"I was driving down Venice Boulevard," recalled her husband, Dan Kitchens, "and Kozy reached over and grabbed the steering wheel and for a moment was trying to yank it to the right.... (Then) she let go, but kept staring out her window, and then looked back at me kind of stunned and said, 'Sorry. I thought we could pick up that mailbox we just passed.'"

Any addictive game can have a similar effect: The more someone plays, the more likely they are to stay mentally inside even afterward. And immersive games like Electronic Arts' The Sims are frequently to blame, given the countless hours players put into them.

"When I played (it) a lot," said Laura Martin, a devotee of the game, "I remember thinking, 'What percent of my bladder is full?' to decide if it was time to head to the bathroom."

:lol :lol :lol
 
"I've been using the computer for so long, and command-Z works for undo in all the software programs," Hoffman said. "So whenever I find something in my life that I want to undo, I reach for the command-Z keys and I find it weird that it doesn't work."
:lol Man, I do this all the time.
 
human5892 said:
Man, I do this all the time.
Seriously? The only thing that happens to me from time to time is when i browse a book looking for a quote i wish there was a Ctrl+F option.
 
Frequent gamer Alfred Weisberg-Roberts said he often feels lingering effects after playing games like Animal Crossing, in which the point is to collect as many animals and bugs as possible from a wide variety of locations.

"Once, my girlfriend happened upon a tree ... kind of like the round, thin trees in the game, and began to shake it -- one in-game way of receiving money, goods and bees," Weisberg-Roberts said. "When nothing fell from its branches, I think she quickly realized how this must have looked to the other hundred or so people in the park."

Hell yeah, that's awesome :lol
 
mumu said:
Seriously? The only thing that happens to me from time to time is when i browse a book looking for a quote i wish there was a Strg+F option.
Well, I do that one, too. :D

But yeah, if I drop a glass or something, I will occasionally find my pinky finger and middle finger on my left hand twitching, trying to press command+z.
 
I have found myself wishing I could quicksave in real life. You know if I go out and there's a lot of traffic I could revert to my save before I left. That happened yesterday, actually.
 
mumu said:
Seriously? The only thing that happens to me from time to time is when i browse a book looking for a quote i wish there was a Ctrl+F option.

Heh, same here, one time actually I was trying to FIND the option for a second before I remembered that books don't work that way.
 
This happened to me once, after playing GTA3 obsessively from start to finish in just a few days. Whenever I was out during, say, the following week, my mind would just go "fuck this walking shit, let's just grab a car and hurry up" before the rest of me went "oh wait..."
 
That article really reads like a story from The Onion. I had to doublecheck the URL.

Regardless, I used to do this with Tetris. After a particularly long play session, I would find myself trying to create lines in my head.

Or, it isn't game related but sometimes, without realizing it, I will find myself typing the dialogue during a movie on a keyboard in my head.
 
Did it this afternoon. Driving on the motorway in very bad rain. Looking in the rear-view mirror to see a guy about 200yds behind me with no lights on. First I swore at him for being a dick, then his lights popped on. For a split second I figured he'd just come close enough for the light textures to pop in :)
 
At odd times I've been impressed with the world's framerate and even commented about good shader use.

There's been some bad times in my life where my first thought was "load a save."
 
I haven't noticed any impact gaming has on me, habit-wise.

But kung-fu movies, THOSE have an impact on me. After a weekend of Hong Kong movies, I'll walk across the street doing my worst Bruce Lee imitation. Or, whenever I try to grab a pencil off a desk, I won't simply grab the pencil; I have to do it fast, stylishly and with Kung Fu sounds added in for good effect.

I'm strange, I know.
 
Minotauro said:
Regardless, I used to do this with Tetris. After a particularly long play session, I would find myself trying to create lines in my head.
I used to do this with Advance Wars... in fact whenever I was driving I'd hallucinate and see a map, units and arrows. A girlfriend of mine did the same thing with Tetris blocks while she was addicted to it.
 
Back in 1993, I mistook fog warning markings on the road (shaped like this ^) for those speed boosters in Super Mario Kart. For a split second I honestly thought I would get a boost and the car would go faster :lol
 
A few years ago, I played a lot of Carmageddon with a friend of mine who lived in my dorm. One day we were driving to pick up some groceries, and when we stopped at a red light an old lady in a print dress with osteoperosis began to cross the street, using a walker.

My friend said to me, "You know, she looks easy to hit, but if I gun the engine she's just going to speed up."

Also, when I played a lot of Goldeneye, I'd check for the locations of security cameras whenever I went into an unfamiliar building in real life. And whenever I'd play a lot of FPSs, whenever I walked outside afterward I'd look at my surroundings with an eye for places where someone might be camping.
 
SonicMegaDrive said:
But kung-fu movies, THOSE have an impact on me. After a weekend of Hong Kong movies, I'll walk across the street doing my worst Bruce Lee imitation.
Hehe, it was the same here when i was younger. I would go into the forest swinging sticks around or kicking trees and whatnot, stupid stuff. Sounds like a natural thing to do for me.
 
Splinter Cell. After playing the game I would find myself looking at security cameras and fire alarms in stores. I also thought about turning on night-vision whenever I couldn't see something well.
 
The only impact gaming has had on my real life is that whenever I walk between locations, I follow a 'racing line' like trajectory on the way, I tend to cross streets in very long diagonal lines in netween corners to "hit the apex" and when coming up behin someone I'll often position myself right behin them, as if drafting, until coming upon them to overtake (I have long legs, I walk fast).

It's a shame I can't do this while actually driving though, damn yellow lines!
 
I nearly lost control around a corner last night, and then i realised that my car wasn't the same as the one in NFSU2.
After watching a movie, i sometimes try and apply the rules of the movie to real life.
We tried running along the walls after watching The Matrix.
Watching breakdancing videos makes me do stupid shit.
 
I've had dreams about certain games, because of super long sessions...but if I ever confuse games and reality I'll probably stop playing for a while.
 
kpop100 said:
I've had dreams about certain games, because of super long sessions...but if I ever confuse games and reality I'll probably stop playing for a while.

Ditto. I had a gta dream the other day where I stole some guy's car and parked it in my garage with the weird automatic door. When the cops busted me, they found my dusty red infernus and bf injection that was missing a wheel alongside the car I stole, which I think was a greenwood..
 
Right after playing any GTA game I have very powerful urges to smash cop cars and steal ambulances. I remember sitting at a red light and thinking how easily I could run out and drop kick this kid on his Ninja and ride off. If I was on anything that inhibited and inhibition I don’t doubt I could have done any of these things.
 
i think i've played too much MGS3. every time i handle a knife i try to sneak up behind everyone by stalking them at my apt. mother doesnt approve..... :( i've been painting my face with paint too to blend in better....... if i'm outside i'll "lean" up against walls or try to blend into crowds. :lol
 
Gek54 said:
Right after playing any GTA game I have very powerful urges to smash cop cars and steal ambulances. I remember sitting at a red light and thinking how easily I could run out and drop kick this kid on his Ninja and ride off. If I was on anything that inhibited and inhibition I don’t doubt I could have done any of these things.

Ack! Dont let Lieberman see this!
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
i think i've played too much MGS3. every time i handle a knife i try to sneak up behind everyone by stalking them at my apt. mother doesnt approve..... :( i've been painting my face with paint too to blend in better....... if i'm outside i'll "lean" up against walls or try to blend into crowds. :lol

Whatever, you have been doing this for years.
 
Gek54 said:
Right after playing any GTA game I have very powerful urges to smash cop cars and steal ambulances. I remember sitting at a red light and thinking how easily I could run out and drop kick this kid on his Ninja and ride off. If I was on anything that inhibited and inhibition I don’t doubt I could have done any of these things.

I felt that way at times even before I ever played a GTA game :lol
 
Whenever I'm on the PC I always have a game of free cell running in the background. After playing the game for a long time and leaving the pc I will almost always start mentally matching objects on top of each other based on colour. I also do it will people based on race and what they are wearing and needless to say it annoyes me when these two people aren't standing next to each other.

As for proper games, I used to play champ man religiously and it took over my life. When watching people do normal, everyday activities I would find myself making up an attribute (or using one from champ man) and then scoring them out of 20.
 
I can clearly remember playing Perfect Dark for too long, when my mum came home. I was about to make a bacon sandwich at the time and, hearing the door open, I picked up the frying pan and retreated round the corner.

Then I sort of did a double take over what I was doing and was highly disturbed, though I kind of felt cool too, like a spy.

I also use swear words in every sentence after watching The Sopranos. Clearly I'm easily influenced.
 
I once imagined myself grinding all over the place while looking at a sky-scraper. (and.. that was when I was playing JSRF and was trying to get all the Graffiti Souls.)

And.. that's about it. :)

lachesis
 
Sometimes when I'm shooting people, I won't keep track of how much ammo I have because I'm wearing a bandana. That's about it :(

I once imagined myself grinding all over the place while looking at a sky-scraper. (and.. that was when I was playing JSRF and was trying to get all the Graffiti Souls.)
Oh yeah! My old college had a ton of stairs between my dorm and my classes, and I was almost always tempted to just grind the banisters so I could get back more quickly.
 
Weaving through traffic as though I'm playing Burnout - I've been guilty of that on a couple of occasions.

Playing a game of paintball and aiming towards people's feet (as you do in Quake) - I paid for that pretty badly. I will never laugh at a person who stuffs socks down his crotch again.
 
I generally just keep thinking up ways of getting into trouble through ordinary situations. May not be related to gaming, bot most probably is. :D Like if I walk by a guy that looks scary, I just get quiet and keep on walking, and basically fantisizing about what I would do if that person actually did something. I had a major streak of this after watching the fighting anime Grappler Baki. :P
 
jarrod said:
I used to do this with Advance Wars... in fact whenever I was driving I'd hallucinate and see a map, units and arrows. A girlfriend of mine did the same thing with Tetris blocks while she was addicted to it.

I get this a lot.

Also there was a time when I was selling a lot of stuff on ebay, and auctioning off stuff in FFXI. I didn't make any huge mostakes, but the whole time was confusing.
 
I wouldn't say that I confuse real life and video games, but I do have a tendency to bring them up often in normal situations.

I'm a visually oriented person, and have an innate sense of direction. I like maps and charts, so if I'm in a place in real life that shares similarities with a place in a video game, I will overlap them and look for similarities.

I'll leave confusing real life and games to the LARPers.
 
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