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[Bishman]

In my engineering class, we are going to have a rap contest. I need something good that flows and wows the crowd.

GAF lets see those rhymes. Something gaming related would be great.

 

[Desperado]

engineering...rap..

engineering...rap..

*explodes*

 

[sc0la]

turn your face to comode as I calculate my loads

 

[Lyte Edge]

I play my DS
You see that two screens are da best
Son it ain't no BS
Touch that shit like I touch your woman's chest
Design so sexy it make you undress
Touch that shit like your woman's caress
Blow in da mike like I blow in your wife
I play my DS
Cause this is my gaming life

:lol Best I could do on the fly.

 

[LakeEarth]

I can't understand my professors,
on tests we are glorified guessers,
why didn't I go into business,
I want to die,
I want to die!

EDIT - oops, I thought this said a rap ABOUT engineering

 

[KingGondo]

Feel free to throw in a random "BIOTCH!"

It will wow the crowd.

"Sheeeeeit..." is also good.

 

[Mermandala]

rhymes to injure yer inner ear engineering an inability to hear

 

[levious]

Blow in da mike like I blow in your wife
I play my DS
Cause this is the way I game, WORD LIFE

sorry, just wanted to enhance the bamma effect.

 

[Lyte Edge]

PSP, SON.
PSP is the mad shit fun
PSP so damn good it give you the run(s)
PSP make you feel high like you licked a toad
PSP that shit will sell by the truckload
PSP what you ain't got one SON
PSP to the game store you best better run
PSP that shit will sell by the ton
and that lil DS will be on da run
PSP it gets you bitches one by one
and that lil DS won't get you none
PSP it's only 200 bucks
PSP ya'll bought a DS? Ya'll some stupid FUCKS

 

[Bishman]

It can be about anything, I just want something good.

If you could do a good game related rap, then by all means do it!

 

[Bishman]

I play my DS
You see that two screens are da best
Son it ain't no BS
Touch that shit like I touch your woman's chest
Design so sexy it make you undress
Touch that shit like your woman's caress
Blow in da mike like I blow in your wife
I play my DS
Cause this is my gaming life

:lol Best I could do on the fly.

Nice...I'm in the mirror trying this out.

 

[Lyte Edge]

You post on the OA cause you ain't got a life
I post on the GA after I done fucked your wife
Da GA now that's the SHIT.
Numbah one web forum gets the most HIT
OA You think you can touch the GA son?
You best better get up, you best better run
We got the Angry Face and he's all mad
Fuck with the GA and you lose your left nad
I post on the GA cause that shit is tight
Just like your girl who I scored with tonight
You can try to fuck with us OA you can try to be the best
But you already know that GA beats all the rest
You post on the OA you think that's shit's right?
I post on the GA cause GA 4 LIFE

:lol I'm such a dork.

 

[Lyte Edge]

No one else would like to be stupid?

 

[Eminem]

i watch my games more den i watch you hoez
not to diss on ya, but school blows
i got dis shit locked up like Scott Peterson
life or death
one of the two, either way your last breath
i'm more of a king than Macbeth
Screw witches, it's 'bout da bitches
Tellin' me what itches, it'z da controlla
my finger is polar
cold, smooth, it's the #1 factor
couldn't roll me over with a tractor
You wanna play like me?
You gotsta get a degree
in thumb mastery
Y'allz jealous and overzealous
Can't stop me
Just wait till you see my name on the marquee

 

[Lyte Edge]

Ms. Pac Man you my number one ho
Damn bitch, you know I love that bow
Munch on them dots like a carpet eatin lesbo
Girl you all fine I'm fit to give you an "O"
With them two buns all big n' yellow
Run through that maze and jiggle like jello
No ghost better be comin over here to say hello
Blast a cap in that fool turn his brains to mush
Oh shit here comes Pac Man bitch you better hush
Swallow my power pellet then clean up you makin me blush

 

[El Papa]

Rollin' thru the Uni wit' my Ipod bumpin',
Lookin' for a new trick I'll just end up dumpin',
All deez ladies lookin' fly, have to admit it, so is I,
Workin' my game on the first trick dat I see,
Doesn't matta weather or not they first look at me,
Girl, this homey got ya ear, let me spit it up in here,
Deez words like honey from a bee,
Girl, now you be Rollin' with me.
Yeeeeeaaaa.

haha, that was fun, I'm all for bustin' spontaneous rhymes.

edit: forget to add an extended yea.

 

[sefskillz]

http://raptacular.sefskillz.com

wait, doesnt matlock have a good engineering rap? engi engi engi RAP