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[whytemyke]

Uh oh! Tom Cruise just jumped on Leno's couch!!!

If you have a couch, Tom Cruise will jump on it and proclaim his love for Katie Holmes. He's booked for my living room for July 23rd at 3:45pm. PICS COMING SOON!!!*






*LINKS

 

[Meier]

Holy fuck, just turned on NBC.. that new War of the Worlds commercial -- INSANE!

 

[EGM92]

Watching it now.... he seesm TOO happy, but great for him nailing a 26? year old!

 

[whytemyke]

Holy fuck, just turned on NBC.. that new War of the Worlds commercial -- INSANE!

We need photoshopped pics of Cruise pumping his fists in front of alien ships blowing up from War of the Worlds.

 

[Meier]

Watching it now.... he seesm TOO happy, but great for him nailing a 26? year old!

She apparently claims to be a virgin still. :lol

 

[EGM92]

She apparently claims to be a virgin still. :lol

Hey no sloppy seconds. If she's still a virgin, and he's already jumping on couchs, dear lord imagine what's next?!

 

[Tarazet]

She apparently claims to be a virgin still. :lol

Now that would make me jump on a couch.

 

[ManaByte]

This will all be over on July 1st. Both Batman Begins and War of the Worlds will be out and this massive marketing stunt will end.

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

"Cruise will blow you away!"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

when Tom Cruise dumps her, i wonder if she'll go back to her old friends to cry on their shoulder.

...i don't wanna wait, for our lives to be over...

 

[kIdMuScLe]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

 

[Matlock]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

what health class did you fail out of?

 

[krypt0nian]

She apparently claims to be a virgin still. :lol

Well no threats incoming from Tommy.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

If I show you my boobies, can I not be a virgin anymore?

(p.s....yea I'm a guy)

 

[Smiles and Cries]

is there a pic of this virgin?

 

[capslock]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

:lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

is there a pic of this virgin?

yes and apparently she shows her tits. I wonder how many guys she had to fuck to grow those things!

 

[ManaByte]

what health class did you fail out of?

:lol

Read the post in his tag and all will make sense. :lol

 

[Smiles and Cries]

yes and apparently she shows her tits. I wonder how many guys she had to fuck to grow those things!

This is not the same person in that other thread with that brown dress?

edit: oh that was jessica alba... looks at nips :drools:

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

:lol

Read the post in his tag and all will make sense. :lol

Not to derail the thread, but :lol

 

[Pochacco]

:lol!!!!
(at this thread and the one linked in his avatar!)

 

[Rorschach]

why did you say you have revolution and ps3 rumors and you are not goin to post it? that just stupid. that's like sayin you have a 10inch cock to your man but your never show it cuz you get assfucked everyday!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol I can't breathe...

 

[ManDudeChild]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=virgin

 

[robertsan21]

does anyone here have a link to the clip when Tom was visiting Oprah and totaly freaked out?

 

[Andy787]

Seriously, I need to see that too.

Also, :lol @ the assfucking business.

 

[ElyrionX]

really? she still a virgin? i thouhg t i have seen her boobies in a couple of movies?!

This deserves a new tag.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[pestul]

"Fuck your couch n***a!"