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[Triumph]

Or do anything, really. Lots of wandering around aimlessly, clearing of nostrils and calling their friends who are passed out after a night of cramming bolivian marching powder up their noses to help out. So you just kind of end up sitting there until you smack them on the head with a rolled up newspaper(kind of like you would do to a puppy) and point them at the heavy shit.

"Pick that up and put it in the fucking truck," is a good way to get their attention. I'll admit, they're kind of cute like puppies but also fucking obnoxious and useless.

 

[Guzim]

What?

 

[Triumph]

What?

Well, you can read can't ya? I'm just trying to help people here out. No matter how hot they are, don't help cocaine addicts move. Cool?

 

[dave is ok]

You should probably make sure they have coke before you help them move, without it they're useless.

 

[Triumph]

You should probably make sure they have coke before you help them move, without it they're useless.

No, they're equally useless with it. But they sure can talk when they have it!

 

[Miroku]

Yes, I hate cokeheads too.

 

[whytemyke]

..can't say I've ever helped a cokehead move, but I did punch a nun in her vurginer once. LONG STORY behind that one, I'll tell ya! Let's just say we were playing Ghostbusters and she took offense to a certain part of her anatomy being dubbed 'slimer'.

 

[Jim Bowie]

The only problem is hiding the dead hookers from whose asses' they snort said coke.

 

[human5892]

*cancels all future appointments to help cokeheads move*

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

The only problem is hiding the dead hookers from whose asses' they snort said coke.

What do you thing are in the boxes?